The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Fri May 17, 2013 12:31 am

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:07 am

At this game we rise to the top

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:12 am

At this game we rise to the top
Even drunk we deliver on pop

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:20 am

At this game we rise to the top
Even drunk we deliver on pop
No-one can touch us

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:25 am

At this game we rise to the top
Even drunk we deliver on pop
No-one can touch us
Kenny, gracious muchas

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:27 am

At this game we rise to the top
Even drunk we deliver on pop
No-one can touch us
Kenny, gracious muchas
Everyone else up for the chop

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:28 am

We came and we saw and we rhymed

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:30 am

We came and we saw and we rhymed
Like a ladder to the top we climbed

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:31 am

We came and we saw and we rhymed
Like a ladder to the top we climbed
Never slipped on one rung

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:35 am

We came and we saw and we rhymed
Like a ladder to the top we climbed
Never slipped on one rung
or were caught with a bung

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:08 am

We came and we saw and we rhymed
Like a ladder to the top we climbed
Never slipped on one rung
or were caught with a bung
It was sweet like a lager that's limed

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:16 pm

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:38 pm

A hobby or dirty obsession?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:55 pm

A hobby or dirty obsession?
An explanation or a confession?

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:00 pm

A hobby or dirty obsession?
An explanation or a confession?
When curtains are closed

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:01 pm

A hobby or dirty obsession?
An explanation or a confession?
When curtains are closed
These questions are posed

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:09 pm

A hobby or dirty obsession?
An explanation or a confession?
When curtains are closed
These questions are posed
In the form of a therapy session

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:25 pm

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:29 pm

When the body can't keep up with the mind

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:41 pm

When the body can't keep up with the mind
It's like watching watching a movie whilst blind

by **Kenny** Sun Jun 16, 2013 6:44 pm

When the body can't keep up with the mind
It's like watching a movie whilst blind
you rely on your ears

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:27 pm

When the body can't keep up with the mind
It's like watching a movie whilst blind
you rely on your ears
And the help of your peers

by **Galted** Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:36 pm

When the body can't keep up with the mind
It's like watching a movie whilst blind
you rely on your ears
And the help of your peers
while life f***s you hard from behind

by Guest Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:25 pm

I've been busy evading my tax

by **Galted** Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:33 pm

I've been busy evading my tax
which is noble but horribly lax

by Guest Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:55 pm

I've been busy evading my tax
which is noble but horribly lax
It's hard being rich

by **Galted** Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:11 pm

I've been busy evading my tax
which is noble but horribly lax
It's hard being rich
but not to half-hitch

by **Kenny** Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:53 pm

I've been busy evading my tax
which is noble but horribly lax
It's hard being rich
but not to half-hitch
my testicles covered in wax

by Guest Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:58 pm

She caught me in bed with a mag

by JubbaIsle Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:06 am

She caught me in bed with a mag,
Said darling, I'll give you a shag,

by **Kenny** Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:15 am

She caught me in bed with a mag,
Said darling, I'll give you a shag,
Just put that down

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:26 am

She caught me in bed with a mag,
Said darling, I'll give you a shag,
Just put that down
And I'll tend to your crown

by **Kenny** Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:29 am

She caught me in bed with a mag,
Said darling, I'll give you a shag,
Just put that down
And I'll tend to your crown
Just help me pull out this bloody rag !

by Guest Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:48 pm

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:06 am

As the drips ran down her leg

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:55 am

As the drips ran down her leg
Past her stump and onto her peg

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:41 pm

As the drips ran down her leg
Past her stump and onto her peg
It caused a stain that forever would last

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:07 pm

As the drips ran down her leg
Past her stump and onto her peg
It caused a stain that forever would last
As seen from the top of the highest mast

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:10 pm

As the drips ran down her leg
Past her stump and onto her peg
It caused a stain that forever would last
As seen from the top of the highest mast
but was missed by a drunk Mystic Meg

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:13 pm

Pithy mopoke in jungle entwined

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:16 pm

Pithy mopoke in jungle entwined
like a love that can't be defined

by **Pal Joey** Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:29 pm

Pithy mopoke in jungle entwined
like a love that can't be defined
The tree it shook like no tomorrow

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:35 pm

Pithy mopoke in jungle entwined
like a love that can't be defined
The tree it shook like no tomorrow
As love floundered into sorrow

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:37 pm

Pithy mopoke in jungle entwined
like a love that can't be defined
The tree it shook like no tomorrow
As love floundered into sorrow
This is all too deep for my mind

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 20, 2013 3:41 pm

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:42 pm

Lets get back to the childish rhymes

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:05 pm

Lets get back to the childish rhymes
like the ones from earlier times

by **Galted** Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:48 pm

Lets get back to the childish rhymes
like the ones from earlier times
what's "pithy mopoke"?

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:01 pm

Lets get back to the childish rhymes
like the ones from earlier times
what's "pithy mopoke"?
Is it a girl or a bloke ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:07 pm

Lets get back to the childish rhymes
like the ones from earlier times
what's "pithy mopoke"?
Is it a girl or a bloke ?
Or some sort of punishment for sexual crimes?

by **Kenny** Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:11 pm

I think it is something from Aus

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