The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2013, 23:31

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by JubbaIsle Thu 20 Jun 2013, 23:45

I think it is something from Aus,
Got caught between the thighs of Roz,

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 07:10

I think it is something from Aus,
Got caught between the thighs of Roz,
and started to wriggle

by Shot 21 LCFC Fri 21 Jun 2013, 08:46

I think it is something from Aus,
Got caught between the thighs of Roz,
And started to wriggle
Which caused her to giggle

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 09:29

I think it is something from Aus,
Got caught between the thighs of Roz,
And started to wriggle
Which caused her to giggle
And made her wetter than she already was

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 09:53

JuliusHMarx wrote:I think it is something from Aus,
Got caught between the thighs of Roz,
And started to wriggle
Which caused her to giggle
And made her wetter than she already was

by **Kenny** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 11:01

It was Sloppy It was Slippery It was Wet

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:51

It was Sloppy It was Slippery It was Wet
It never observed etiquette

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:56

It was Sloppy It was Slippery It was Wet
It never observed etiquette
it had huge purple lips

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:01

It was Sloppy It was Slippery It was Wet
It never observed etiquette
it had huge purple lips
That encircled your hips

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:10

It was Sloppy It was Slippery It was Wet
It never observed etiquette
it had huge purple lips
That encircled your hips
and I once shagged it raw for a bet

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:17

by **Kenny** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 15:55

by Guest Fri 21 Jun 2013, 17:04

When I entered the room they all sighed

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 17:07

When I entered the room they all sighed
when I asked how I looked they all lied

by Guest Fri 21 Jun 2013, 17:15

When I entered the room they all sighed
when I asked how I looked they all lied
When I left there were laughs

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 17:22

When I entered the room they all sighed
when I asked how I looked they all lied
When I left there were laughs
cos my balls reach my calfs

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 17:24

When I entered the room they all sighed
when I asked how I looked they all lied
When I left there were laughs
cos my balls reach my calfs
And my d1ck hangs well to one side

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 17:27

by JubbaIsle Fri 21 Jun 2013, 18:43

When walking to Brighton one day,

by **Galted** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 18:52

When walking to Brighton one day,
I realised it's a f*****g long way

by **Kenny** Fri 21 Jun 2013, 19:51

When walking to Brighton one day,
I realised it's a f*****g long way
So i jumped on a bus

by Guest Fri 21 Jun 2013, 23:36

When walking to Brighton one day,
I realised it's a f*****g long way
So i jumped on a bus
Without making a fuss

by **Galted** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 09:01

When walking to Brighton one day,
I realised it's a f*****g long way
So I jumped on a bus
Without making a fuss
but wound up in Bracklesham Bay

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 11:54

With my bag in my hand i stepped off

by Guest Sat 22 Jun 2013, 14:28

With my bag in my hand i stepped off
With a bowl full of Beef Stroganoff

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 14:30

With my bag in my hand i stepped off
With a bowl full of Beef Stroganoff
I was then surrounded by dogs

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 14:37

With my bag in my hand i stepped off
With a bowl full of Beef Stroganoff
I was then surrounded by dogs
Singing songs by The Troggs

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 14:42

With my bag in my hand i stepped off
With a bowl full of Beef Stroganoff
I was then surrounded by dogs
Singing songs by The Troggs
and that Wild Thing that is Darren Gough

by Guest Sat 22 Jun 2013, 15:10

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 16:04

He's a man who likes shining his ball

by Guest Sat 22 Jun 2013, 16:25

He's a man who likes shining his ball
Is a man who excelled at school

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 16:52

He's a man who likes shining his ball
Is a man who excelled at school
He was so good in class

by **Galted** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 17:03

He's a man who likes shining his ball
Is a man who excelled at school
He was so good in class
loved to kiss teachers' ar$e

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 17:31

He's a man who likes shining his ball
Is a man who excelled at school
He was so good in class
loved to kiss teachers' ar$e
right in the middle of the school hall

by Guest Sat 22 Jun 2013, 17:50

When I left school I really was thick

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 19:07

When I left school I really was thick
And my mate was a dick

by Guest Sat 22 Jun 2013, 19:08

When I left school I really was thick
And my mate was a dick
Plus the teachers were pants

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 19:10

When I left school I really was thick
And my mate was a dick
Plus the teachers were pants
working off government grants

by Shot 21 LCFC Sat 22 Jun 2013, 19:11

When I left school I really was thick
And my mate was a dick
Plus the teachers were pants
Working off government grants
And the headmaster was one big prik

by **Kenny** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 19:12

by Guest Sat 22 Jun 2013, 19:27

Shot was shining his shoes by the shore

by JubbaIsle Sat 22 Jun 2013, 19:36

Shot was shining his shoes by the shore
With a brush dipped in "Feminine Galore"

by Guest Sat 22 Jun 2013, 19:38

Shot was shining his shoes by the shore
With a brush dipped in "Feminine Galore"
His briefs were bright pink

by **Galted** Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:00

Shot was shining his shoes by the shore
With a brush dipped in "Feminine Galore"
His briefs were bright pink
his pubes soft as mink

by Guest Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:37

Shot was shining his shoes by the shore
With a brush dipped in "Feminine Galore"
His briefs were bright pink
his pubes soft as mink
And his bum hole is awfully sore!

by JubbaIsle Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:41

LOL

My brown eye said "I'm sorry" to me,

by Guest Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:43

My brown eye said "I'm sorry" to me
I'll stretch bigger next time you will see

by JubbaIsle Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:47

My brown eye said "I'm sorry" to me
I'll stretch bigger next time you will see
Just stop eating brass,

by Guest Sat 22 Jun 2013, 20:56

My brown eye said "I'm sorry" to me
I'll stretch bigger next time you will see
Just stop eating brass,
What rhymes with that?....Arse!

by **Pal Joey** Sun 23 Jun 2013, 02:09

My brown eye said "I'm sorry" to me
I'll stretch bigger next time you will see
Just stop eating brass,
What rhymes with that?....Arse!
Said the man wearing tight dungarees

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