The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2013 - 23:31

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 13:42

by Guest Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 13:44

Kenny stumbled and staggered then fell

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 13:47

Kenny stumbled and staggered then fell
into the mother-in-laws lap which was hell

by Guest Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 14:08

Kenny stumbled and staggered then fell
into the mother-in-laws lap which was hell
She gave him a stroke

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 14:49

Kenny stumbled and staggered then fell
into the mother-in-laws lap which was hell
She gave him a stroke
With her pithy mopoke

by **Galted** Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 14:58

Kenny stumbled and staggered then fell
into the mother-in-laws lap which was hell
She gave him a stroke
With her pithy mopoke clap

and let forth an unpleasant smell

by Guest Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 14:59

Has Kenny been treated for shock?

by **Kenny** Sun 23 Jun 2013 - 16:39

Has Kenny been treated for shock?
As he found his mother-in-laws clock

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 24 Jun 2013 - 10:41

Has Kenny been treated for shock?
As he found his mother-in-laws clock
Inserted like love balls

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Jun 2013 - 11:10

Has Kenny been treated for shock?
As he found his mother-in-laws clock
Inserted like love balls
bouncing in overalls

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Jun 2013 - 11:29

Has Kenny been treated for shock?
As he found his mother-in-laws clock
Inserted like love balls
bouncing in overalls
my rocket i ready to dock

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Jun 2013 - 11:52

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Jun 2013 - 12:37

As my thrusters kicked into gear

by **Pal Joey** Mon 24 Jun 2013 - 13:41

As my thrusters kicked into gear
the legs on the bar stool did shear

by **Kenny** Mon 24 Jun 2013 - 14:03

As my thrusters kicked into gear
the legs on the bar stool did shear
It started to give way

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 9:27

As my thrusters kicked into gear
the legs on the bar stool did shear
It started to give way
beneath a plume of brown spray

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 12:33

As my thrusters kicked into gear
the legs on the bar stool did shear
It started to give way
beneath a plume of brown spray
that exploded right out of my rear

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 15:03

there once was a man from Siberia

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 15:11

there once was a man from Siberia
Who adhered to certain criteria

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 15:41

there once was a man from Siberia
Who adhered to certain criteria
He would only wear flip flops

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 15:50

there once was a man from Siberia
Who adhered to certain criteria
He would only wear flip flops
And he had several hip ops

by Shot 21 LCFC Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 15:52

There once was a man from Siberia
Who adhered to certain criteria
He would only wear flip flops
And he had several hip ops
One of which sent him into hysteria

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 19:35

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:There once was a man from Siberia
Who adhered to certain criteria
He would only wear flip flops
And he had several hip ops
One of which sent him into hysteria

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 19:35

there once was a lady from Guam

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 20:04

there once was a lady from Guam
Who asked the doctor for a new arm

by **Galted** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 20:07

there once was a lady from Guam
Who asked the doctor for a new arm
he told her "no way!"

by **Kenny** Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 23:45

there once was a lady from Guam
Who asked the doctor for a new arm
he told her "no way!"
it's a leg aswell you must pay

by **Galted** Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 7:31

there once was a lady from Guam
Who asked the doctor for a new arm
he told her "no way!"
it's a leg aswell you must pay
now she's far less inclined to self-harm

by **Kenny** Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 11:02

With a skip and a hop

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 11:30

With a skip and a hop
To the next knocking shop

by **Kenny** Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 11:41

With a skip and a hop
To the next knocking shop
I opened the door with a smile

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 14:36

With a skip and a hop
To the next knocking shop
I opened the door with a smile
There stood Grey DeLisle

by **Kenny** Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 15:10

With a skip and a hop
To the next knocking shop
I opened the door with a smile
There stood Grey DeLisle
Ramming Scooby with the handle of a mop

by Guest Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 16:42

I need a wee moment to think

by Shot 21 LCFC Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 16:51

I need a wee moment to think
I'll ponder while having a drink

by **Galted** Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 16:58

I need a wee moment to think
I'll ponder while having a drink
I'll surmise while I chunder

by Guest Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 17:00

I need a wee moment to think
I'll ponder while having a drink
I'll surmise while I chunder
I'll fat while I wonder

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 17:02

I need a wee moment to think
I'll ponder while having a drink
I'll surmise while I chunder
I'll fat while I wonder
If I meant to write 'fart' - what a stink!

by **Galted** Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 17:21

Marx steels the show at the last

by **Kenny** Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 19:22

Marx steels the show at the last
Like a flag being run up a mast

by TRUSSMAN66 Wed 26 Jun 2013 - 19:45

To be born an American is great
For the next life you Boys have to wait
Stars and stripes in my Hearties
The UK I couldn't give two Far***s
and my accent helps me pull at your parties

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Jun 2013 - 11:29

Marx steels the show at the last
Like a flag being run up a mast
He sailed to the top

by **Galted** Thu 27 Jun 2013 - 12:10

Marx steels the show at the last
Like a flag being run up a mast
He sailed to the top
before Truss had a pop

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Jun 2013 - 12:15

Marx steels the show at the last
Like a flag being run up a mast
He sailed to the top
before Truss had a pop
and then disappeared just as fast

by **Galted** Thu 27 Jun 2013 - 12:25

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 27 Jun 2013 - 12:31

That Yank clearly didnt know the rules

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Jun 2013 - 13:27

That Yank clearly didnt know the rules
Must be down to those American schools

by **Galted** Thu 27 Jun 2013 - 13:33

That Yank clearly didnt know the rules
Must be down to those American schools
where they shoot all their classmates

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Jun 2013 - 15:58

That Yank clearly didnt know the rules
Must be down to those American schools
where they shoot all their classmates
with that liquid from Master Bates

by Shot 21 LCFC Thu 27 Jun 2013 - 16:02

That Yank clearly didnt know the rules
Must be down to those American schools
Where they shoot all their classmates
With that liquid from Master Bates
Proving that they are nothing but fools

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