The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May - 23:31

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Jun - 16:05

The teacher stood in front of the class

by **Galted** Thu 27 Jun - 16:18

The teacher stood in front of the class
hoping his hard-on would last

by **Kenny** Thu 27 Jun - 16:30

The teacher stood in front of the class
hoping his hard-on would last
until the student was through

by TRUSSMAN66 Thu 27 Jun - 22:47

The Teacher stood in front of the class
Hoping his hard-on would last
Until the Student was through
Dreaming red,white and blue
But he woke up a Brit crude and crass

by **Galted** Fri 28 Jun - 7:17

that's the second rhymejacking by Truss

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Jun - 9:44

that's the second rhymejacking by Truss
Surely following the rules shouldn't be a fuss

by **Galted** Fri 28 Jun - 9:55

that's the second rhymejacking by Truss
Surely following the rules shouldn't be a fuss
he needs a good ol' wrist-slappin'

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Jun - 10:08

that's the second rhymejacking by Truss
Surely following the rules shouldn't be a fuss
he needs a good ol' wrist-slappin'
To rein in his yappin'

by TRUSSMAN66 Fri 28 Jun - 10:44

That's the second rhymejacking by Truss
Surely following the rules shouldn't be a fuss
He needs a good ol wrist slappin
To rein in his yappin
After he's finished with my Mrs puss.......... Cool

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Jun - 12:13

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 28 Jun - 12:18

He's learnt that it's one line per poster

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Jun - 12:22

He's learnt that it's one line per poster
Because i shoved his hand into the toaster

by Guest Fri 28 Jun - 18:32

He's learnt that it's one line per poster
Because i shoved his hand into the toaster
The smell of his skin

by **Galted** Fri 28 Jun - 18:37

He's learnt that it's one line per poster
Because I shoved his hand into the toaster
The smell of his skin
dismantled his grin

by Guest Fri 28 Jun - 18:42

He's learnt that it's one line per poster
Because I shoved his hand into the toaster
The smell of his skin
dismantled his grin
Least he's learnt how to rhyme like he's spose'ta

by **Galted** Fri 28 Jun - 18:42

by Guest Fri 28 Jun - 18:48

It's good to see Truss bring da flavour

by **Galted** Fri 28 Jun - 18:59

It's good to see Truss bring da flavour
though not sure about his behaviour

by Guest Fri 28 Jun - 19:01

It's good to see Truss bring da flavour
though not sure about his behaviour
He comes with a rep

by **Galted** Fri 28 Jun - 20:09

It's good to see Truss bring da flavour
though not sure about his behaviour
He comes with a rep
just like Bubba Ho-tep

by Guest Fri 28 Jun - 20:13

It's good to see Truss bring da flavour
though not sure about his behaviour
He comes with a rep
just like Bubba Ho-tep
And he's known in the States as a raver

by **Galted** Fri 28 Jun - 20:14

I'm sure Freek is quicker than Bolt

by Guest Fri 28 Jun - 20:18

I'm sure Freek is quicker than Bolt
It just clicks when I'm sipping the malt

by **Galted** Fri 28 Jun - 20:26

I'm sure Freek is quicker than Bolt
It just clicks when I'm sipping the malt
the Buds slow me down

by Guest Fri 28 Jun - 20:44

I'm sure Freek is quicker than Bolt
It just clicks when I'm sipping the malt
the Buds slow me down
I'm on pubwatch in town

by **Kenny** Fri 28 Jun - 22:47

I'm sure Freek is quicker than Bolt
It just clicks when I'm sipping the malt
the Buds slow me down
I'm on pubwatch in town
On a bender with Norwich's Grant Holt

by Guest Sat 29 Jun - 15:08

15:08:21 is the time

by **Galted** Sat 29 Jun - 15:23

15:08:21 is the time
using numbers to open is a victimless crime

by Guest Sat 29 Jun - 15:46

15:08:21 is the time
using numbers to open is a victimless crime
1,2,3,4,6

by **Galted** Sat 29 Jun - 15:51

15:08:21 is the time
using numbers to open is a victimless crime
1,2,3,4,6
fun,to,see,more,live,tricks

by Guest Sat 29 Jun - 16:17

15:08:21 is the time
using numbers to open is a victimless crime
1,2,3,4,6
fun,to,see,more,live,tricks
I like talking when trying to mime

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat 29 Jun - 18:05

FDR..Be praised for ridding the Vermin...
For Without us Yanks you'd be speaking Germin...
But please thank me later...
For I am no hater..
Galted, Freek, Kenny.. sounds better than Hermin....

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 29 Jun - 18:15

It's only one line per poster, damn Yank!

by **Galted** Sat 29 Jun - 18:26

It's only one line per poster, damn Yank!
yeah Trussman quit being a plank!

by **Galted** Sat 29 Jun - 18:30

It's only one line per poster, damn Yank!
yeah Trussman quit being a plank!
now I'm doing it too!

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 29 Jun - 18:38

It's only one line per poster, damn Yank!
yeah Trussman quit being a plank!
now I'm doing it too!
That's enough, you big poo

by **Galted** Sat 29 Jun - 18:43

It's only one line per poster, damn Yank!
yeah Trussman quit being a plank!
now I'm doing it too!
That's enough, you big poo
you're right Marx (was only a prank)

by Guest Sun 30 Jun - 0:07

There once was a poster called Truss
Who's lines came along like a bus
All at the same time
In the form of a rhyme
Though the Freek is not making a fuss!

by **Galted** Sun 30 Jun - 11:05

by TRUSSMAN66 Sun 30 Jun - 11:35

If it wasn't for gambling I'd sleep
and dream of courting some sheep
Giving the Farmer a reason
To join in for a threesome
Enough to make any eyes weep.....

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 30 Jun - 12:04

FFS Trussman - have you actually read the thread and the concept behind it? One poster writes the first line, a second poster writes the next line etc. That's the whole reason it's fun.
No-one does a whole limerick - that's just pointless and dull.

by **Galted** Sun 30 Jun - 12:21

FFS Trussman - have you actually read the thread and the concept behind it? One poster writes the first line, a second poster writes the next line etc. That's the whole reason it's fun. No-one does a whole limerick - that's just pointless and dull.
said Marx as he prepared to crush Truss's skull

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 30 Jun - 12:29

FFS Trussman - have you actually read the thread and the concept behind it? One poster writes the first line, a second poster writes the next line etc. That's the whole reason it's fun. No-one does a whole limerick - that's just pointless and dull.
said Marx as he prepared to crush Truss's skull
No, I love, I don't fight

by **Galted** Sun 30 Jun - 12:35

FFS Trussman - have you actually read the thread and the concept behind it? One poster writes the first line, a second poster writes the next line etc. That's the whole reason it's fun. No-one does a whole limerick - that's just pointless and dull.
said Marx as he prepared to crush Truss's skull
No, I love, I don't fight
unless I've been on it all night

by TRUSSMAN66 Sun 30 Jun - 12:42

I'm sorry If I've made a mistake........

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 30 Jun - 12:53

No problem Trussman - we tried to give you a hint in limerick form a couple of days ago - obviously it wasn't a strong enough hint Smile

Anyway, it's all set up for you to deliver the last line for this.....

No-one does a whole limerick - that's just pointless and dull.
said Marx as he prepared to crush Truss's skull
No, I love, I don't fight
unless I've been on it all night

by **Kenny** Sun 30 Jun - 18:00

No-one does a whole limerick - that's just pointless and dull.
said Marx as he prepared to crush Truss's skull
No, I love, I don't fight
unless I've been on it all night
Sorry couldn't leave it ......signed Kenny ...from Hull

by **Galted** Sun 30 Jun - 18:32

by Guest Sun 30 Jun - 19:48

I awoke with a horse's head near

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 30 Jun - 19:50

I awoke with a horse's head near
And looked out my window with fear

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