The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu May 16, 2013 11:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by Guest Sun Jun 30, 2013 7:55 pm

I awoke with a horse's head near
And looked out my window with fear
I said a short prayer

by Bull Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:44 pm

I awoke with a horse's head near
And looked out my window with fear
I said a short prayer
Then started to drink my beer

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:52 pm

awoke with a horse's head near
And looked out my window with fear
I said a short prayer
Then started to drink my beer
And thought "Better a head than a rear"

by Bull Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:14 pm

(new one?)

I decided to rent diehard

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:16 pm

I decided to rent diehard
And paid cash 'cos I don't have a card

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:39 am

I decided to rent diehard
And paid cash 'cos I don't have a card
It was when Bruce still had hair

by **Galted** Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:30 am

I decided to rent diehard
And paid cash 'cos I don't have a card
It was when Bruce still had hair
and an itching to swear

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:37 am

I decided to rent diehard
And paid cash 'cos I don't have a card
It was when Bruce still had hair
and an itching to swear
then a puff of the cheeks; bullets discharg'd

by **Galted** Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:40 am

LB's had his licence renewed

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:08 am

LB's had his licence renewed
After his internet cable got chewed

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:36 am

LB's had his licence renewed
After his internet cable got chewed
By a large rat with rabies

by **Galted** Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:43 am

LB's had his licence renewed
After his internet cable got chewed
By a large rat with rabies
and three two-headed babies

by Guest Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:36 pm

LB's had his licence renewed
After his internet cable got chewed
By a large rat with rabies
and three two-headed babies
I'd shag that to death cos I'm crude

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:43 pm

by Guest Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:10 pm

A large rat is right up my street

by **Galted** Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:53 pm

A large rat is right up my street
licking a dead one is sweet

by Bull Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:13 pm

A large rat is right up my street
licking a dead one is sweet
While i was living in crete

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:46 pm

A large rat is right up my street
licking a dead one is sweet
While i was living in crete
I craved dead rat meat

by **Galted** Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:27 am

A large rat is right up my street
licking a dead one is sweet
While i was living in crete
I craved dead rat meat
but there was only Tzatziki to eat

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:06 pm

When drunk i like a kebab

by **Galted** Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:19 pm

When drunk i like a kebab
& spewing my guts in a cab

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:26 pm

When drunk i like a kebab
& spewing my guts in a cab
then i stagger to the front door

by **Galted** Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:48 pm

When drunk i like a kebab
& spewing my guts in a cab
then i stagger to the front door
crack my head on the floor

by Guest Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:03 pm

When drunk i like a kebab
& spewing my guts in a cab
then i stagger to the front door
crack my head on the floor
I'd be dead if not for my wife's flab

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:33 pm

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:34 pm

As cushions go then i have certainly had better

by **Galted** Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:44 pm

As cushions go then i have certainly had better
as relief goes I've certainly had wetter

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:16 pm

As cushions go then i have certainly had better
as relief goes I've certainly had wetter
Like the time that I fell

by Guest Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:23 pm

As cushions go then i have certainly had better
as relief goes I've certainly had wetter
Like the time that I fell
On the end of my bell

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:30 pm

As cushions go then i have certainly had better
as relief goes I've certainly had wetter
Like the time that I fell
On the end of my bell
When escaping a horny Red Setter

by Guest Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:41 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:21 pm

The dogs yelps were load and long

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:15 pm

The dogs yelps were load and long
And his legs were bowed and strong

by **Galted** Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:29 pm

The dogs yelps were load and long
And his legs were bowed and strong
his tail was wagging

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:01 pm

The dogs yelps were load and long
And his legs were bowed and strong
his tail was wagging
But his spirits were sagging

by **Kenny** Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:16 pm

The dogs yelps were load and long
And his legs were bowed and strong
his tail was wagging
But his spirits were sagging
as he felt the full weight of my schlong

by Guest Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:01 pm

For the next 7 day's lets be clean

by Shot 21 LCFC Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:19 pm

For the next 7 day's lets be clean
That request may be harder than it seems

by Bull Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:22 pm

or the next 7 day's lets be clean
That request may be harder than it seems
So i decided to cover my self in cream

by **Galted** Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:28 pm

or the next 7 day's lets be clean
That request may be harder than it seems
I once heard it said
that cats lick it red
So i decided to cover my self in cream

by Bull Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:32 pm

I remember it was 1935

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:28 pm

I remember it was 1935
That 'A Night At the Opera' brought cinemas alive

by **Galted** Wed Jul 03, 2013 7:44 pm

I remember it was 1935
That 'A Night At the Opera' brought cinemas alive
there was no hd then

by Bull Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:38 pm

I remember it was 1935
That 'A Night At the Opera' brought cinemas alive
there was no hd then
and i had left my wife for a pie

by **Kenny** Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:27 pm

I remember it was 1935
That 'A Night At the Opera' brought cinemas alive
there was no hd then
and i had left my wife for a pie
that last line brought me out in a hive

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:21 pm

I'm a man of excellent taste

by **Galted** Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:26 pm

I'm a man of excellent taste
though round girls I'm inclined to get maced

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:51 pm

I'm a man of excellent taste
though round girls I'm inclined to get maced
Because my hands wander

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:50 am

I'm a man of excellent taste
though round girls I'm inclined to get maced
Because my hands wander
up top and down yonder

by **Galted** Fri Jul 05, 2013 9:54 am

I'm a man of excellent taste
though round girls I'm inclined to get maced
Because my hands wander
up top and down yonder
to the squelchy bit under the waist

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