The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 05 Jul 2013, 12:13 pm

by Guest Fri 05 Jul 2013, 7:01 pm

Galted knows how to deliver

by **Kenny** Sat 06 Jul 2013, 10:32 am

Galted knows how to deliver
the hostages from over the river

by **Galted** Sat 06 Jul 2013, 11:44 am

Galted knows how to deliver
the hostages from over the river
but he'll keep one or two

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 06 Jul 2013, 1:13 pm

Galted knows how to deliver
the hostages from over the river
but he'll keep one or two
For slaves, as you do

by Guest Sat 06 Jul 2013, 2:59 pm

Galted knows how to deliver
the hostages from over the river
but he'll keep one or two
For slaves, as you do
In the hope that one has a good liver

by **Kenny** Sat 06 Jul 2013, 2:59 pm

Galted knows how to deliver
the hostages from over the river
but he'll keep one or two
For slaves, as you do
at his feet they will quake and quiver

by Guest Sat 06 Jul 2013, 6:54 pm

Me and Kenny both at the same time

by **Kenny** Sat 06 Jul 2013, 9:57 pm

Me and Kenny both at the same time
with a Nun all covered in slime

by Guest Sat 06 Jul 2013, 10:05 pm

Me and Kenny both at the same time
with a Nun all covered in slime
And we have it on tape

by **Kenny** Sun 07 Jul 2013, 9:17 am

Me and Kenny both at the same time
with a Nun all covered in slime
And we have it on tape
As she tried to escape

by Guest Sun 07 Jul 2013, 6:15 pm

Me and Kenny both at the same time
with a Nun all covered in slime
And we have it on tape
As she tried to escape
From the jaws of our heinous crime

by **Kenny** Sun 07 Jul 2013, 7:13 pm

To be good you don't have to swear

by Guest Sun 07 Jul 2013, 7:16 pm

To be good you don't have to swear
Or pretend that you really do care

by **Kenny** Sun 07 Jul 2013, 7:23 pm

To be good you don't have to swear
Or pretend that you really do care
If I'm honest i don't

by Guest Sun 07 Jul 2013, 7:29 pm

To be good you don't have to swear
Or pretend that you really do care
If I'm honest i don't
Many will but I won't

by **Kenny** Sun 07 Jul 2013, 7:32 pm

To be good you don't have to swear
Or pretend that you really do care
If I'm honest i don't
Many will but I won't
But each to their own is just fair

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 07 Jul 2013, 9:55 pm

Sir Andrew of Murray, Wimbledon winner

by **Kenny** Sun 07 Jul 2013, 10:27 pm

Sir Andrew of Murray, Wimbledon winner
Today is a saint , not a sinner

by Guest Sun 07 Jul 2013, 10:28 pm

Sir Andrew of Murray, Wimbledon winner
I toasted his win after dinner

by **Kenny** Sun 07 Jul 2013, 10:40 pm

Sir Andrew of Murray, Wimbledon winner
I toasted his win after dinner
With a glass full of bubbly

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 08 Jul 2013, 10:54 am

Sir Andrew of Murray, Wimbledon winner
I toasted his win after dinner
With a glass full of bubbly
Lovely jubbly

by **Galted** Mon 08 Jul 2013, 11:28 am

Sir Andrew of Murray, Wimbledon winner
I toasted his win after dinner
With a glass full of bubbly
Lovely jubbly
though he spent the night sniffing thinners

by **Kenny** Mon 08 Jul 2013, 1:25 pm

I was feeling a girl in my tank

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 08 Jul 2013, 2:50 pm

I was feeling a girl in my tank
It's more private than my charabanc

by **Kenny** Mon 08 Jul 2013, 4:00 pm

I was feeling a girl in my tank
It's more private than my charabanc
As things got real steamy

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 08 Jul 2013, 4:44 pm

I was feeling a girl in my tank
It's more private than my charabanc
As things got real steamy
No-one could see me

by **Galted** Mon 08 Jul 2013, 6:02 pm

I was feeling a girl in my tank
It's more private than my charabanc
As things got real steamy
No-one could see me
cos I'd blinded them all as a prank

by **Kenny** Mon 08 Jul 2013, 9:25 pm

With their eyes all tightly shut

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Jul 2013, 1:16 pm

With their eyes all tightly shut
Things weren't quite so clearcut

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Jul 2013, 3:53 pm

With their eyes all tightly shut
Things weren't quite so clearcut
As they just didn't see

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Jul 2013, 4:28 pm

With their eyes all tightly shut
Things weren't quite so clearcut
As they just didn't see
What they were doing to me

by **Enforcer** Tue 09 Jul 2013, 4:32 pm

With their eyes all tightly shut
Things weren't quite so clearcut
As they just didn't see
What they were doing to me
As they took a razor to my nut

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 09 Jul 2013, 4:36 pm

In the end it was quite a close shave

by Guest Tue 09 Jul 2013, 6:12 pm

In the end it was quite a close shave
My cojones looked like Chas and Dave

by **Galted** Tue 09 Jul 2013, 6:25 pm

In the end it was quite a close shave
My cojones looked like Chas and Dave
but my crack was still lush

by Guest Tue 09 Jul 2013, 6:37 pm

In the end it was quite a close shave
My cojones looked like Chas and Dave
but my crack was still lush
Like Jennifer Rush

by **Galted** Tue 09 Jul 2013, 7:02 pm

In the end it was quite a close shave
My cojones looked like Chas and Dave
but my crack was still lush
Like Jennifer Rush
and my willy looks just like Nick Cave

by Guest Tue 09 Jul 2013, 7:34 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 09 Jul 2013, 8:04 pm

In the end i was glad he left The Bad Seed

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Jul 2013, 11:20 am

In the end i was glad he left The Bad Seed
But disappointed he wasn't on Children in Need

by Guest Wed 10 Jul 2013, 5:56 pm

In the end i was glad he left The Bad Seed
But disappointed he wasn't on Children in Need
Or Red Nose Day

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Jul 2013, 6:31 pm

In the end i was glad he left The Bad Seed
But disappointed he wasn't on Children in Need
Or Red Nose Day
At Botany Bay

by Guest Wed 10 Jul 2013, 6:50 pm

In the end i was glad he left The Bad Seed
But disappointed he wasn't on Children in Need
Or Red Nose Day
At Botany Bay
I laugh when I see my dad bleed

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Jul 2013, 7:09 pm

That was surreal but amusing

by Guest Wed 10 Jul 2013, 7:20 pm

That was surreal but amusing
Like the day when I found sex confusing

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Jul 2013, 7:30 pm

That was surreal but amusing
Like the day when I found sex confusing
Should I blow, should I suck?

by Guest Wed 10 Jul 2013, 7:32 pm

That was surreal but amusing
Like the day when I found sex confusing
Should I blow, should I suck?
Is it in, is it stuck?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 10 Jul 2013, 7:38 pm

That was surreal but amusing
Like the day when I found sex confusing
Should I blow, should I suck?
Is it in, is it stuck?
I think I'll just stick to self-abusing

by Guest Wed 10 Jul 2013, 7:43 pm

A quick sneaky shake and I'm done

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