The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Thu 16 May 2013, 11:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

I confessed all my sins, it took days
that's longer than both of the Krays
I was not forgiven
To Hell you'll be driven
where you'll watch Prescott doing ballets

Wink

Previous thread: https://www.606v2.com/t42503-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread

by **Galted** Wed 10 Jul 2013, 8:53 pm

A quick sneaky shake and I'm done
my helmet recoils like a gun

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 1:02 pm

A quick sneaky shake and I'm done
my helmet recoils like a gun
But the juice it does fly

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 1:33 pm

A quick sneaky shake and I'm done
my helmet recoils like a gun
But the juice it does fly
Into my Gran's eye

by **Galted** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 1:37 pm

A quick sneaky shake and I'm done
my helmet recoils like a gun
But the juice it does fly
Into my Gran's eye
then she swallows the drops one by one

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 1:39 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 1:45 pm

by Guest Thu 11 Jul 2013, 4:41 pm

I think Galt's in need of some pills

by **Enforcer** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 4:44 pm

I think Galt's in need of some pills
His granny swallows for thrills

by **Galted** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 4:46 pm

I think Galt's in need of some pills
His granny swallows for thrills
he craps in his bed

by Guest Thu 11 Jul 2013, 4:48 pm

I think Galt's in need of some pills
His granny swallows for thrills
he craps in his bed
And his skid marks are red

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 5:03 pm

I think Galt's in need of some pills
His granny swallows for thrills
he craps in his bed
And his skid marks are red
And it's his royal baby, not Will's

by Guest Thu 11 Jul 2013, 5:17 pm

Not half has that shocked me, I'm stunned

by Bull Thu 11 Jul 2013, 5:50 pm

Not half has that shocked me, I'm stunned
As i was relieved that i was nothing but a bum

by **Galted** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 7:32 pm

Not half has that shocked me, I'm stunned
As i was relieved that i was nothing but a bum
I've now found my calling

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 7:58 pm

Not half has that shocked me, I'm stunned
As i was relieved that i was nothing but a bum
I've now found my calling
So it's time to quit stalling

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Jul 2013, 8:57 pm

Not half has that shocked me, I'm stunned
As i was relieved that i was nothing but a bum
I've now found my calling
So it's time to quit stalling
So wearing a habit I'll be Nunned

by Guest Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:20 pm

I kept schtum as I banged on my drum

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:18 am

I kept schtum as I banged on my drum
As Lynda stuck a stick up my bum

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:24 am

I kept schtum as I banged on my drum
As Lynda stuck a stick up my bum
It tickled my cymbals

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:39 am

I kept schtum as I banged on my drum
As Lynda stuck a stick up my bum
It tickled my cymbals
As i sucked in my dimples

by **Galted** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:53 am

I kept schtum as I banged on my drum
As Lynda stuck a stick up my bum
It tickled my cymbals
As i sucked in my dimples
and tried very hard not to cum

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:01 pm

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 4:47 pm

Is it wrong that I've now got a semi?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 5:50 pm

Is it wrong that I've now got a semi?
From looking at pictures of Lemmy

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 5:51 pm

Is it wrong that I've now got a semi?
From looking at pictures of Lemmy
I motored my head

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 5:53 pm

Is it wrong that I've now got a semi?
From looking at pictures of Lemmy
I motored my head
And buggered Judge Dread

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 5:54 pm

Is it wrong that I've now got a semi?
From looking at pictures of Lemmy
I motored my head
And buggered Judge Dread
Before having some Moore with Demi Very Happy

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 5:55 pm

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 5:58 pm

I'm just off to pick up some brew

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 6:01 pm

I'm just off to pick up some brew
Ah, a nice cup of tea, that'll do

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:07 pm

I'm just off to pick up some brew
Ah, a nice cup of tea, that'll do
Along with some cans

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:20 pm

I'm just off to pick up some brew
Ah, a nice cup of tea, that'll do
Along with some cans
Of pop in my hands

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:22 pm

I'm just off to pick up some brew
Ah, a nice cup of tea, that'll do
Along with some cans
Of pop in my hands
It's no wonder I'm sober like you!

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:26 pm

by Bull Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:38 pm

The news section was closed

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:58 pm

The news section was closed
At a time when i dozed

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:03 pm

The news section was closed
At a time when i dozed
But oh never mind

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:07 pm

The news section was closed
At a time when i dozed
But oh never mind
As Modding it was a grind

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:09 pm

The news section was closed
At a time when i dozed
But oh never mind
As Modding it was a grind
I just walked naked outside and posed

by Bull Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:11 pm

My chat up-line was "How you doin?"

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:15 pm

My chat up-line was "How you doin?"
Often led to the inevitable screwing

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:16 pm

My chat up-line was "How you doin?"
Often led to the inevitable screwing
Bull nailed that guy

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:19 pm

My chat up-line was "How you doin?"
Often led to the inevitable screwing
Bull nailed that guy
Who was incredibly shy

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:20 pm

My chat up-line was "How you doin?"
Often led to the inevitable screwing
Bull nailed that guy
Who was incredibly shy
But a ringer for J.R Ewing

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:23 pm

Do you remember Who Shot J.R ?

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:24 pm

Do you remember Who Shot J.R ?
Was it Lee harvey driving a car?!

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:25 pm

Do you remember Who Shot J.R ?
Was it Lee harvey driving a car?!
If I remember rightly I don't think it was

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:27 pm

Do you remember Who Shot J.R ?
Was it Lee harvey driving a car?!
If I remember rightly I don't think it was
...a bird on a bus

by **Kenny** Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:32 pm

Do you remember Who Shot J.R ?
Was it Lee harvey driving a car?!
If I remember rightly I don't think it was
...a bird on a bus
No the bloke who works in the Spar

by Guest Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:37 pm

The 80's TV was the sh!t

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