Euro Division Homepage LIX

by **Afro** Sat May 25, 2013 12:26 am

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 24th May

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Olly, send votes to Sodhat and GSC

Friday 24th May
Final League Game & Cup Final tactics in

Tuesday 28th May
votes for final games in

Wednesday 29th May
new lawyers posted
final results posted via live text
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window open

Tuesday 4th June
End of seasons lawyers posted

Wednesday 5th June
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window closes, results by end of that week depending on GSC

Tuesday 11th June
start of season 3, week 1
new lawyers and injuries posted

Friday 14th June
tactics for first league game due

Tuesday 25th June
TP increase to £27.5m

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

FC Brust Sauger - Fan

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

UC Supremazia - Russ

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

Top Scorers

by GSC Tue May 28, 2013 9:28 pm

Sokratis

by Fan Gilhaus Tue May 28, 2013 9:31 pm

Sokratis is a quality CB/RB

by GSC Tue May 28, 2013 9:31 pm

Also Dortmund have placed a 10m bid for Eriksen

by Guest Tue May 28, 2013 9:34 pm

GSC wrote:Also Dortmund have placed a 10m bid for Eriksen

Ajax would be mugs to accept that, considering Liverpool supposedly had £18m knocked back in January. If Eriksen's going, Ajax should be looking at £20m as the total package.

by GSC Tue May 28, 2013 9:34 pm

13m would be the agreed fee

by Guest Tue May 28, 2013 9:37 pm

Madness, absolute madness. I'd rather have Eriksen + Sokratis + £12m than Gotze + Santana, you could spend that £12m on Bony!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue May 28, 2013 10:08 pm

Jovetic to Juve it seems

by Guest Tue May 28, 2013 10:19 pm

Indeed, Arsenal yet again sleeping on the job while the one player they need moves elsewhere. The way they're going it'll be Aubameyang and Gourcuff as their signings rather than Jovetic + Higuain picard

by **Afro** Tue May 28, 2013 10:23 pm

I'm not sure Jovetic is the signing Arsenal need tbh. Higuain or someone of that nature would add far more in my opinion.

But you are right, it's typical Arsenal quibbling over the fee for ages and then missing out when someone stumps up the asking price. If Arsenal came back and matched Juve's price, they would get him because Fiorentina will not want to sell to Juve I wouldn't have thought.

by Fernando Tue May 28, 2013 10:26 pm

Well Juventus are going to have one hell of a front 3 Llorente/Higuain/Jovetic.

it's days like this id like to slap Arsene and just shout pay the fking 5m at him Laugh

by Guest Tue May 28, 2013 10:30 pm

Thing is, Arsenal can't sign the Ronaldos and Falcaos of the world, so the strata they need to sign consists of the Jovetics and Higuains. If they can't be bothered to pay the asking price, why should any Arsenal fan pay £1,500 for a season ticket to a team that will struggle mightily to achieve top 4 next season?

And who else is there that's so obviously available for transfer, that would actually go to Arsenal?

by **Afro** Tue May 28, 2013 10:32 pm

Vucinic*, Giovinco and Quag as back-up, plus they have Anelka as well don't they.

Although I actually think if they signed Higuain, it would be Vucinic/Higuain/Jovetic

by GSC Tue May 28, 2013 10:36 pm

Lorente too

by sodhat Tue May 28, 2013 10:40 pm

Arsenal should go for Benzema. Just seems like he'd suit them.

Alternatively, West Ham just released Carlton Cole?

by Marky Tue May 28, 2013 10:42 pm

Without Higuain then Vucinic - Llorente - Jovetic.

I'll be voting later, only on my phone at the moment.

by sodhat Tue May 28, 2013 11:10 pm

I have all the PL results in, so I will add mine at lunch and calculate ahead of tomorrow. Live text at 1pm-ish?

by Guest Tue May 28, 2013 11:21 pm

12 Albion fans before the season, including me, my mum, my stepdad and my brother, all made predos on champs, runners up, 3rd, 4th, relegation, cup winners, attendances etc.

Of the 12 of us, my mum was the only person who didn't have Norwich finishing bottom Shocked

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue May 28, 2013 11:28 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:12 Albion fans before the season, including me, my mum, my stepdad and my brother, all made predos on champs, runners up, 3rd, 4th, relegation, cup winners, attendances etc.

Of the 12 of us, my mum was the only person who didn't have Norwich finishing bottom

She is clearly the only one who knows anything about football...

by sodhat Tue May 28, 2013 11:29 pm

Olly wrote:
Azzy Mahmood wrote:12 Albion fans before the season, including me, my mum, my stepdad and my brother, all made predos on champs, runners up, 3rd, 4th, relegation, cup winners, attendances etc.

Of the 12 of us, my mum was the only person who didn't have Norwich finishing bottom

She is clearly the only one who knows anything about football...

No, she's still an Albion fan, Olly.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue May 28, 2013 11:30 pm

Oh and "predos on attendances"?

What exactly does that entail?

Do you predict how many people will turn up for every fixture?

by Guest Tue May 28, 2013 11:35 pm

The tie-breaker was 'total attendance at all WBA games this season", so all 38 league games, plus cup games. Meant you had to gamble on how far we'd progress in each cup, not that we needed a tie-breaker, as the guy who won said Swansea would win the cup and Wigan would get to the CO final Shocked

I'd have won if I hadn't said Albion would finish 13th with 46 points and 41 goals, the lowest out of everyone Laugh

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed May 29, 2013 12:54 am

I think we're very much the lazy pick to go down. Or at least we were last season

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed May 29, 2013 1:20 am

Afro seems as if Martinez is gonna get the Toffees gig

What do you think about it?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed May 29, 2013 1:21 am

Afternoon ladies.

All have a good bank holiday weekend?

by **Afro** Wed May 29, 2013 1:24 am

Olly wrote:Afro seems as if Martinez is gonna get the Toffees gig

What do you think about it?

Wasn't my first choice, but there were much worse names linked, like Lennon.

I'm happy enough with Martinez to give him a chance.

Imagine, I could support Stoke and be watching us trying to get Mark Hughes

by sodhat Wed May 29, 2013 1:25 am

19th Feb 2013.
Why is this day very important in the 606v2 EuroDivision?

Answers on a postcard.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed May 29, 2013 1:26 am

sodhat wrote:19th Feb 2013.
Why is this day very important in the 606v2 EuroDivision?

Answers on a postcard.

It was the poo day?

by sodhat Wed May 29, 2013 1:27 am

Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:19th Feb 2013.
Why is this day very important in the 606v2 EuroDivision?

Answers on a postcard.

It was the poo day?

You shouldn't have got that so quickly.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed May 29, 2013 1:27 am

BigFellasAfro wrote:
Olly wrote:Afro seems as if Martinez is gonna get the Toffees gig

What do you think about it?

Wasn't my first choice, but there were much worse names linked, like Lennon.

I'm happy enough with Martinez to give him a chance.

Imagine, I could support Stoke and be watching us trying to get Mark Hughes

I think he'll do a good job for you. Used to working in financial constraints, people point to Wigan's defence and how he didn't sort it out, but I'd like to see some manager make a defence when Gary Caldwell is your best available CB Laugh

Baines and Coleman would be perfect for his wingbacks system

by GSC Wed May 29, 2013 1:30 am

Martinez is the one that signed Caldwell no?

by GSC Wed May 29, 2013 1:32 am

Finished my 2 and a half hour exam in under an hour

by sodhat Wed May 29, 2013 1:35 am

GSC wrote:Finished my 2 and a half hour exam in under an hour

I did that once - turns out I didn't realise that the last page of the sheet had 2 more questions on it. I could have technically still passed, but I would have needed 100% on my first two questions...

by GSC Wed May 29, 2013 1:36 am

I had to answer any 3 from 4 and I definitely answered 1, 3 and 4.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed May 29, 2013 1:38 am

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:19th Feb 2013.
Why is this day very important in the 606v2 EuroDivision?

Answers on a postcard.

It was the poo day?

You shouldn't have got that so quickly.

It's forever etched on my memory

by Fernando Wed May 29, 2013 1:39 am

You know people have too much time on their hands when they make sites like this

http://eaglesthatlooklikearsenewenger.tumblr.com/ Laugh

by sodhat Wed May 29, 2013 1:42 am

Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:19th Feb 2013.
Why is this day very important in the 606v2 EuroDivision?

Answers on a postcard.

It was the poo day?

You shouldn't have got that so quickly.

It's forever etched on my memory

I went searching for it because of your nomination in the end of season awards.

That, along with 5ive, duck sized horses, and various arguments about Wilshere/Scholes define the culture here.

by Fernando Wed May 29, 2013 2:01 am

5ive are a terrible band

#Fackt

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Wed May 29, 2013 2:03 am

sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:
Olly wrote:
sodhat wrote:19th Feb 2013.
Why is this day very important in the 606v2 EuroDivision?

Answers on a postcard.

It was the poo day?

You shouldn't have got that so quickly.

It's forever etched on my memory

I went searching for it because of your nomination in the end of season awards.

That, along with 5ive, duck sized horses, and various arguments about Wilshere/Scholes define the culture here.

I'm just awaiting getting two more TP's next week. I am signing Wilbraham #legend

by Fernando Wed May 29, 2013 2:05 am

#PoorMansHeskey

by **Afro** Wed May 29, 2013 2:17 am

Well that's a first for me.

Just watched a guy flying a Harris Hawk around our car park in order to get rid of the pigeons and stop them pooping all over our cars.

by sodhat Wed May 29, 2013 2:26 am

In my old job we had to get a man in with a bird to take the pigeons out of this decrepit old warehouse.

We had two options - a bird, or a man with a rifle.

by sodhat Wed May 29, 2013 6:02 am

Sometimes you have to applaud Fifa's enginuity in screwing you.

Absolutely pummeled Real over two legs, lost to two corners where the ball somehow gets knocked down in a crowded box and turned in within three minutes of each other.

The icing on the cake was Schurrle breaking clean through, hitting both posts and the ball falling gently to the goalie. I was so angry that I wasn't even angry. I just chuckled.

by Fernando Wed May 29, 2013 6:07 am

I know that feeling Soddy had 20 shots to his once and lost 1-0 Laugh

Can we start the live text @ 3 tomorrow so atleast then everyone (75% of us) is about Euro Division Homepage LIX - Page 6 3559488474

by GSC Wed May 29, 2013 6:11 am

Cup votes from Azzy, Trebs, Nando, Cherries, Russ and Sodhat + I'll make up something so far. Unless my brains stopped working I need 3 more for the full 10.

by Marky Wed May 29, 2013 6:21 am

GSC wrote:Cup votes from Azzy, Trebs, Nando, Cherries, Russ and Sodhat + I'll make up something so far. Unless my brains stopped working I need 3 more for the full 10.

Leaves Fan, Gregers and Olly Euro Division Homepage LIX - Page 6 3559488474

Sent my League votes to Afro.

by GSC Wed May 29, 2013 6:28 am

Don't think I'm getting anything from fan

by sodhat Wed May 29, 2013 6:54 pm

Morning chaps

Live text will probably commence at 2pm

by **Afro** Wed May 29, 2013 7:04 pm

Got all votes and results calculated.

Who is doing the live text?

by sodhat Wed May 29, 2013 7:07 pm

Me, I think.

It's that or cherries.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Wed May 29, 2013 7:07 pm

Morning,

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