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Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 24th May

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Olly, send votes to Sodhat and GSC

Friday 24th May
Final League Game & Cup Final tactics in

Tuesday 28th May
votes for final games in

Wednesday 29th May
new lawyers posted
final results posted via live text
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window open

Tuesday 4th June
End of seasons lawyers posted

Wednesday 5th June
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window closes, results by end of that week depending on GSC

Tuesday 11th June
start of season 3, week 1
new lawyers and injuries posted

Friday 14th June
tactics for first league game due

Tuesday 25th June
TP increase to £27.5m

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Under Brescia FC - Afro Bratwurst Mannschaft - Olly Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky No Respek FC - Azzy
FC Brust Sauger - Fan

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If we can't get a proper live text, might be worth just posting results and feedback at the same time for once

I could do it if you want i did it last year i think i know i did at some point

Any around to help me work out whether v2 changes the time of a pm if its editted?

It does. I've sent myself half written tactics via PM before, then edited them and resent, the time changes.

Makes my life easier then. You can just edit your bids rather than resending to me.

I can do a live text if there are no takers. I will be at my desk anyway.

I got sent this on the back of talking with a friend about Moutinho/Rodriguez moving

FC Porto have received £539,200,000 through player sales alone in the past 10 years.

Season ----- Income ----- Expenditure ----- Net Profit
03/04 ----- 8,800,000 ------ 11,400,000 ----- -2,600,000
04/05 ----- 83,800,000 ----- 40,300,000 ----- +43,400,000
05/06 ----- 42,900,000 ----- 16,100,000 ----- +26,800,000
06/07 ----- 9,500,000 ------- 7,000,000 ----- +2,600,000
07/08 ----- 62,800,000 ----- 15,500,000 ----- +47,300,000
08/09 ----- 48,400,000 ----- 41,000,000 ----- +7,300,000
09/10 ----- 64,000,000 ----- 30,000,000 ----- +34,000,000
10/11 ----- 34,000,000 ----- 37,000,000 ----- -3,700,000
11/12 ----- 47,500,000 ----- 36,700,000 ----- +10,700,000
12/13 ----- 76,000,000 ----- 10,300,000 ----- +66,000,000
13/14 ----- 61,500,000 ----- 5,300,000 ----- +56,300,000

They must have one hell of a scouting network

They have tabs on every under 7 village team in Colombia.

Tactics sent!

Best of luck when you get relegated Marky

It's because Uncle Fan is a Porto scout who watches the Albanian 6th division.

The one QPL game that means anything is up for your perusal (fantastic word) gentleman. Plus a couple extra and a cup final to keep you going through that tough 3 day weekend.

tactics sent with 9 minutes to spare

Also, sorry I haven't replied to any offers today, but I've been busy

I'd like to just say that Reus isn't for sale as he is integral to my teams future

Trebs and Cherries can you resend me your tactics please

Spoiler:

Cherries doesnt take losing well

Just noticed Azzy is playing Jovetic who was 1 of my 2 injuries

GSC wrote:Just noticed Azzy is playing Jovetic who was 1 of my 2 injuries

Awesome. You are a real son of a bitch.

As soon as I realised that, my first thought was 'I bet Kroos and Tevez are injured'

To be fair, GSC was only selling Jovetic in the first place as he was injured. Azzy's fault for not checking.

The live text will be interesting

'Wilshere slips a ball into Jovetic, but he just doesn't have the pace to beat Rami while on crutches'

Wonder if a crutch counts as handball

Tbf, I should've told him. Genuine mistake mate, slipped my mind. Sorry about that.

Azzy - you can switch Jovetic out if your opponent consents to that.

His opponent (Fan) won't be online.

Afro , can I send mine in tonight, my sisters cooking didn't bode too well last night

What Nando wanted to hear, no doubt

Exam #2 time

Exam on a Saturday? Ruthless

Just seen two Dortmund fans walking in South Croydon. I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest they're lost. For those who don't know London, Wembley is north west London, Croydon is the furthest point south in London. They were heading further south as well. If I wasn't busy singing to Bastille while driving in the van I'd have offered to help them out/steal their tickets.

Let alone the fact no one wants to be walking in Croydon full stop. I got followed by a tramp there once, no lie. He was trying to make me get cash out for him. I fancied my chances in a fight though, how much energy could he have?

There's a train station into london from Croydon so i doubt their that lost. just glad that i don't have to commute into London to get their Monday

He'd just punch himself out though. If there's anything The Simpsons has taught me, tramps/hobos get tired punching in a fight, then you just have to nudge them over.

Fernando wrote:There's a train station into london from Croydon so i doubt their that lost. just glad that i don't have to commute into London to get their Monday

I know that, I work on the railway

(In fact that's where I am now, working, East Croydon Station)

They were heading away from Croydon, let alone London!

On the bright side, I think that was a pass. On the downside I doubt it was a good one

One of those exams where the questions you aren't hoping for come up. Repeatedly.

Those are the worst ones. By far

Fortunately I only had to do 3 questions from 4. The 4th was a pain.

As I say, pass is only like 40% (less because of my mid term) so I probably passed, just not particularly well. 60% would be a good result :/

Ah well, done now. Easy exam on tuesday and a hard one next friday then I'm done

Are we all ready for the Fußball? My few pounds are spent wisely. £2 on Bayern to win on penalties, £2 on Dortmund to win on penalties. Both 12/1 with Paddy Power. £4 spent, if it goes to penalties it returns £26 whoever wins! Come on the draw

Think it went well for my lad today, played as centre back and the keeper barely had to touch the ball about goalkicks and he hit two cracking passes from deep to assist on 2 goals in a 3-0 on his first game at Everton.

Hero wrote:Think it went well for my lad today, played as centre back and the keeper barely had to touch the ball about goalkicks and he hoofed two long balls to assist on 2 goals in a 3-0 on his first game at Everton.

Fixed.

Along the ground! First one he nutmegged the lad in front of him to hit it.

Hero you remind me of Will Farrell's character in Kicking and Screaming lol

You remind me of Meg from Family Guy.

Yeah, shut up Bull.

Schweinsteigers done himself an injury

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Lee-Rigby-was-a-r***ist-and-deserved-to-die/392169994232505?directed_target_id=343486769027034

Some people just defy belief

7 minutes in, Mandzukic should've scored 4 by now.

Overrated

Tactics in tonit from me apologise for lateness nd my sister does too, bloody spag boll