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Friday 24th May
Final League Game & Cup Final tactics in

Tuesday 28th May
votes for final games in

Wednesday 29th May
new lawyers posted
final results posted via live text
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window open

Tuesday 4th June
End of seasons lawyers posted

Wednesday 5th June
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window closes, results by end of that week depending on GSC

Tuesday 11th June
start of season 3, week 1
new lawyers and injuries posted

Friday 14th June
tactics for first league game due

Tuesday 25th June
TP increase to £27.5m

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Sheep time, yes.

She told me that she's not allowed to have 'normal' s@x until she's married, but she wanted to do stuff, so she said she wanted to do the other thing. I think my clothes were off before she'd finished the sentence.

Marky wrote:she was more than willing to partake in what Jeremy Kyle would call "sexual contact".

That's blatantly the name of our future 606v2 fake managerial band.

And at number one in the chart this week, it's rising stars Sexual Contact with their new hit song, "Don't push too hard"

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Sheep time, yes.

She told me that she's not allowed to have 'normal' s@x until she's married, but she wanted to do stuff, so she said she wanted to do the other thing. I think my clothes were off before she'd finished the sentence.

I once got caught in the act of that with a lady in the toilets of a pub in Macc, photos were taken and adorned the notice board for several weeks.

I see...so it's not a sin if it's in the bum.

I will remember that. I'm out later. If I meet a religious girl I will try that line out and see if she throws holy water in my face.

Religious girls are hard to come by, they're normally at home getting their back doors smashed in by their unattractive online fake managerial boyfriends.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Religious girls are hard to come by, they're normally at home getting their back doors smashed in by their unattractive online fake managerial boyfriends.

I could be that guy. Why aren't I that guy?

I'd probably marry a religious girl that hasn't had proper sex before. She would be bang on it.

I suddenly feel a bit like Richard Keys.

I think there's a little bit of Richard Keys in all of us soddy.

He's probably hanging out the back of something right now.

It would have to be Andy Gray though, they are currently broadcasting.

Also I won't be able to devote time to running a proper sheep right now. I'm busy terminating contracts and ruining lives

My Mum actually squealed with delight when I called her this morning and told her that David Ginola was co-hosting the breakfast show with Alan Brazil. She still has the life-size cardboard cut-out of him in the loft.

sodhat wrote:I'm busy ruining lives

So you found a religious girl already? Good work my friend

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:I'm busy ruining lives

So you found a religious girl already? Good work my friend

I wish. I'd be busy ruining bums.

I could still do sheep in that instance though, I could rest a laptop on her back.

Word of advice, that's not the best position for her. You want her flat on her back, 'open' wide, then it's easier for her, and much cooler for you.

What the hell is wrong with me today

Sheep at 12 maybe? Followed by 2pm mafia?

Sound advice as ever, Azzy

I could write a manual on it, I assure you

When GSC logs on after his exam he's going to get quite a shock.

Post up a thread in the off-topic section!

They should have a "sex" forum here.

I think with the likes of Nick and Truss around it would get silly, but we're men about town, we could advise youngsters like Olly and Cherries if they have any questions.

Morning fellas

Nicks an expert on bum given his Brighton roots anyway

Finished uni, off to the job center

I thought he meant Nick Fury. Whoever he is.

I don't have a cardboard cut-out of David Ginola in my loft, does that make me a bad person?

League News:

Afro will be dropping his day-to-day running duties but will now serve as "Head of the 606v2 Euro Division Management Committee and General Manager on Issues Regarding Rules and Regulations"

Trebs/Olly will be responsible for running the PL
GSC/myself will be responsible for running the Championship

Someone in the Championship is going to hate me for their EoS lawyers.

But who will it be?

Speaking of Truss, he appears to be hanging onto his spot at #20 of highest posters.

I don't get how Everton can turn down Vitor Pereira for a man who got Wigan relegated tbh.

In context, both Steve Bruce and Paul Jewell kept Wigan in the PL.

GSC wrote:Speaking of Truss, he appears to be hanging onto his spot at #20 of highest posters.

When I started posting back in October last year I was literally about 4,000th, but I've climbed into the top 70 recently and am gunning for top 50 over the summer

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/everton/next-permanent-manager

Martinez the heavy favorite still but a few bookies stopped taking odds last night and reopened betting today

GSC wrote:I don't get how Everton can turn down Vitor Pereira for a man who got Wigan relegated tbh.

Me neither and I'm hoping Kenwright sees it that way

sodhat wrote:League News:

Afro will be dropping his day-to-day running duties but will now serve as "Head of the 606v2 Euro Division Management Committee and General Manager on Issues Regarding Rules and Regulations"

Trebs/Olly will be responsible for running the PL
GSC/myself will be responsible for running the Championship

I would like to point out that wasn't my choice of title, but Overlord was rejected by the committee

Theres a guy who lost 1 league game the last 2 years at Porto (who also produced Mourinho and AVB).

Theres a guy who took Schalke to the CL semi final on a budget

And theres a guy who has 1 FA cup to justify a reign that ended in relegation.

'Arry still the favorite to be Brighton manager (lol)

Kenny Jackett set to be Wolves manager (my other bet)

GSC wrote:Finished uni, off to the job center

Ha, seem you tweet just now.
Go get a job ya bum.

Are you actually wanting a job? You finished Uni for good?

I need a job yeah.

And yeah I've finished. Last exam done, not staying on for a masters.

GSC wrote:Theres a guy who lost 1 league game the last 2 years at Porto (who also produced Mourinho and AVB).

Theres a guy who took Schalke to the CL semi final on a budget

And theres a guy who has 1 FA cup to justify a reign that ended in relegation.

Martinez's win ratio for Wigan is shocking and actually worse than Wigan's ratio from before he took over. In theory, he made them worse, but won a cup

GSC wrote:I need a job yeah.

Do you want to be a night porter in London?
I can put in a good word. I've never actually met you. But I can lie.

I think a lot of people mostly remember the great escape last year and the FA cup win. Nobody sees Wigan for what they are usually, a urine poor team that can't defend.

sodhat wrote:

GSC wrote:I need a job yeah.

Do you want to be a night porter in London?
I can put in a good word. I've never actually met you. But I can lie.

Hah, maybe. I'm going to try for something in Leicester atm.

And yeah I've finished. Last exam done, not staying on for a masters.

You sure about not doing your masters? I know a lot of student who end up going back & doing it mainly becuase they cant find a job (not sure to what extent, how hard they have looked for one).

If it's London you want to work in, there's bound to be jobs at the Science Museum you could get. They're normally desperate, and it sort of relates to your degree. Ish.

I really haven't enjoyed this last year. Gone through the motions really.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:If it's London you want to work in, there's bound to be jobs at the Science Museum you could get. They're normally desperate, and it sort of relates to your degree. Ish.

Do they need a procurement professional?

Then we could lunch together!

GSC wrote:I think a lot of people mostly remember the great escape last year

There is only one 'Great Escape' in Premier League history, and that is West Brom's, when we were bottom on New Years' Day and survived on the final day despite starting the day bottom of the table.

To this day no team bottom at Christmas or New Year has stayed up, it was the ultimate Great Escape.

And it was fantastic as well, we played the Great Escape music at games, sung the song, had pink T-Mobile giant hands waving all around the stadium, wore camoflage to the games, and mobbed the pitch when we stayed up. What a season, miles better and miles more impressive than Wigan last year.

sodhat wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:If it's London you want to work in, there's bound to be jobs at the Science Museum you could get. They're normally desperate, and it sort of relates to your degree. Ish.

Do they need a procurement professional?

Then we could lunch together!

Haha, I'd still be an hour away by Tube & train

My Museum needs a procurement professional desperately, but the post doesn't exist. As a consequence everyone procures their own stuff (bar stationery) and it costs us so much money.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

GSC wrote:I think a lot of people mostly remember the great escape last year

There is only one 'Great Escape' in Premier League history, and that is West Brom's, when we were bottom on New Years' Day and survived on the final day despite starting the day bottom of the table.

To this day no team bottom at Christmas or New Year has stayed up, it was the ultimate Great Escape.

And it was fantastic as well, we played the Great Escape music at games, sung the song, had pink T-Mobile giant hands waving all around the stadium, wore camoflage to the games, and mobbed the pitch when we stayed up. What a season, miles better and miles more impressive than Wigan last year.

West Ham survived in 06/07 despite being bottom at Christmas. Yes, maybe we cheated with the whole Tevez thing. That just made it sweeter.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:If it's London you want to work in, there's bound to be jobs at the Science Museum you could get. They're normally desperate, and it sort of relates to your degree. Ish.

Do they need a procurement professional?

Then we could lunch together!

Haha, I'd still be an hour away by Tube & train

My Museum needs a procurement professional desperately, but the post doesn't exist. As a consequence everyone procures their own stuff (bar stationery) and it costs us so much money.

Tut tut. Hopefully I've sat my last exam now and come August I can add MCIPS to my name on my emails to look like a right ponce.

sodhat wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:If it's London you want to work in, there's bound to be jobs at the Science Museum you could get. They're normally desperate, and it sort of relates to your degree. Ish.

Do they need a procurement professional?

Then we could bum religious girls together!

Fixed.

Soddy that was tainted, and aren't you STILL paying Sheffield United their compensation? The FA basically admitted you cheated and should have been relegated!