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Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 24th May

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Olly
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Friday 24th May
Final League Game & Cup Final tactics in

Tuesday 28th May
votes for final games in

Wednesday 29th May
new lawyers posted
final results posted via live text
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window open

Tuesday 4th June
End of seasons lawyers posted

Wednesday 5th June
End of Season (£26.5m) TP window closes, results by end of that week depending on GSC

Tuesday 11th June
start of season 3, week 1
new lawyers and injuries posted

Friday 14th June
tactics for first league game due

Tuesday 25th June
TP increase to £27.5m

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It'd be more like parking a KFC's.

Marky wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:You have to have 3 keepers in a WC squad don't you?

Jagielka on double duty

Not allowed Someone else tried that in 2010 and he had to stay as 3rd choice keeper the whole tournament

Anyway, we need Karl Darlow in goal clearly

Right, from my squad, drop Lescott as Jones can be 2nd choice RB and 4th choice CB, and stick Ruddy in.

More likely to be Butland than Ruddy I imagine.

Ruddy will be England's number 2 again next season

He probably loses out to Butland if he shows anything at Stoke.

Fernando wrote:

Marky wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:You have to have 3 keepers in a WC squad don't you?

Jagielka on double duty

Not allowed Someone else tried that in 2010 and he had to stay as 3rd choice keeper the whole tournament

Whuuuuuuut?

What if I wanted to bring on my third choice keeper as an auxillary striker to win the ball in the air late on. Are Fifa saying I am not allowed?

sodhat wrote:

Fernando wrote:

Marky wrote:

Azzy Mahmood wrote:You have to have 3 keepers in a WC squad don't you?

Jagielka on double duty

Not allowed Someone else tried that in 2010 and he had to stay as 3rd choice keeper the whole tournament

Whuuuuuuut?

What if I wanted to bring on my third choice keeper as an auxillary striker to win the ball in the air late on. Are Fifa saying I am not allowed?

yes essentially

That sucks. Who are FIFA to dictate who a manager can select anyway?!

North Korea named only two proper goalkeepers in their final 23 man World Cup squad. Striker Kim Myong-won was listed as the third keeper, which was basically North Korea’s way of attempting to take an extra attacker. Except it’s backfired spectacularly.

Because now Kim Myong-won (who, did I mention was a striker?) will only be allowed to play in goal. FIFA made this very very clear in a statement issued today:


“The squad lists that the teams had provided to FIFA by 1 June, 2010 are final and can no longer be changed. On the final lists must be no more than 23 players, three of whom shall be goalkeepers.

“The only exception is in the case of a serious injury of a player in the list of 23, who could be replaced up until 24 hours before the first match of the team in the competition.

“The three players listed as goalkeepers can only play as goalkeepers during the FIFA World Cup and cannot play outfield. This will be communicated to the teams in the team arrival meetings and will be enforced on match days.” The statement added: “Kim Myong-Won will not be allowed to play as an outfield player if he has been put on the list as a goalkeeper.”

That's nonsense, what if I wanted to play rush goalie?

sodhat wrote:That's nonsense, what if I wanted to play rush goalie?

Then Sepp Blatter will slap you round the head and say "Not in my tournament".

Marky wrote:

sodhat wrote:That's nonsense, what if I wanted to play rush goalie?

Then Sepp Blatter will slap you round the head and say "Not in my tournament".

I'd batter Blatter

Or give him a bung, and then he'd let me play who I wanted

Slip Blatter 20 quid and you could play an elephant in goal.

Teams will be queuing up for this guy then:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_7370000/newsid_7373900/7373959.stm

Yo, so does anyone play Borderlands 2?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Kromkamp#Personal_Life

Just retweeted onto my twitter

I remember reading about Kanu on wiki one day - don't ask why, I don't really know - and his personal life said he enjoyed rough bum sex with Tomasz Kusczak.

Don't we all?

On a side note I have eaten Tomas Kusczak's fishy products on a regular basis.

Hero wrote:On a side note I have eaten Tomas Kusczak's fishy products on a regular basis.

That sound so lovely Hero. Did you enjoy it?

Very much so! Unfortunately when he moved to Brighton I can no longer sample his delights.

Just a reminder that the End of Season lawyers will go up tomorrow morning.

Once they go up, the lawyers that you currently have will no longer be available, so you have until then to accept.

All the current lawyers will be classed as Season 2 lawyers, the End of Season lawyers will be classed as Season 3 lawyers and therefore not available to rejoin the league until Season 4 (if there is a season 4)

Jose Mourinho returns as Chelsea manager
Finally confirmed.

MOURINHO IS HOME!!!

Lets go ****ing mental la la la la

la la la la!!!

I look forward to Chrissy Hughton and the Nodge schooling Jose soon

ladies

Im looking forward to his transfer dealings. Will Luiz go to Barca? Who will he bring in?

Carvajal back to Madrid. Booya

David Luiz will go to Barca. Weird considering Barca need a new CB, so they go for the most attacking CB in world football

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2335142/Adrian-Durham-mugged-Brazil.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

That's shocking. A ginger man has a girlfriend

If I got a knife at Adrian Durham I wouldn't miss

Just a shame his 'girlfriend' had to be subjected to that.

Durham got fat, didn't he?

I remember him being thinner back when I listened to talkSPORT.

Makes sense that he writes a column in the Mail though. He always was a wind up merchant.

Everyone available at Brescia except Perin, De Sciglio, Marquinhos, Draxler and Locadia.

All enquiries on my page

Well, that seems to have livened things up

Minot brain aneurysm, only explanation

Reporting Afro to child protection.

If I'm online, I'm sticking lawyers up at midnight btw

After winning the double decided on a new challenge.

New team name coming soon too

"To catch an Afro"

"Pre-Skool"

"Afro's Soccer Academy for Teenage Delinquents"

"Afro's soccer school for youngsters: We'll nurture your talent in more ways than ever imagine"

The Pied Piper signs as youth development officer

BigFellasAfro wrote:The Pied Piper signs as youth development officer

Maybe you should sign Razvan Rat as well then?

With celebrity fan Gary Glitter bankrolling the club from Vietnam