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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers Il Azzurini FC - Afro Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky Spanish Bank FC - GSC
Moleicester City - Nando

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Bratwurst Mannschaft - 6 fingered tractor boy UC Supremazia - Russ FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries FC Respek your Elders - Azzy FC Brust Sauger - Fan
VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

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It seems the club hierachy are hell bent on ruining announcers days, and making Canary Call the funniest programme since forever

I don't understand any of your last post.

Still need a couple of pretend managers for the other league, Viva if you're about again put your name down, it's Fiorentina and Anzhi Makapaka that are available, both sides run previously by Sod and Trebs so aren't ripped to shreds and it only takes a short while each week to do.

In addition to Hero's post, we have End of Season Lawyers next week and the week after, plus end of season bonuses to give out - so whichever team you take on, they'll have money to spend in spades, and the TP limit is going from £14.5m to £20m, meaning lots of good players out there

Thanks for the offer Hero but at the moment I'm happy being the chief of network director.  I'll be back one day running my own team but at the moment I'm happy in my new role.

Azzy you play cricket?  Bowler or batsman?

Hero - this new styling is ruining me.

I cannot send any PMs at all because as soon as I go to a new PM, or reply my machine appears to be trying to download stuff and it freezes up.

Given the amount this league uses PMs, it is going to make life very difficult and therefore consider this my official opposition to it

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Thanks for the offer Hero but at the moment I'm happy being the chief of network director.  I'll be back one day running my own team but at the moment I'm happy in my new role.

Azzy you play cricket?  Bowler or batsman?

I heard a bowler. He likes handling balls

6 fingered tractor boy wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Thanks for the offer Hero but at the moment I'm happy being the chief of network director.  I'll be back one day running my own team but at the moment I'm happy in my new role.

Azzy you play cricket?  Bowler or batsman?

I heard a bowler. He likes handling balls

All rounder bro' He likes the shaft of the bat 

I'm a batsman, I like handling large pieces of wood.

I'm a bit of both really, I can bat, I can bowl medium pace or off spin, keep wicket, field in slips or up close, anything really. I'm more of a slogger when batting, I don't have the patience to block 10 balls before scoring, I like to hit the ball and hit it far. My medium pace may even be medium-fast, if I get my run-up right (1 in 3/4 I cork it up) then I can generate good pace, bounce and movement. My off-spin I only really break out when I'm knackered from steaming in, but I can turn a ball an okay amount.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22878141

Someone sign him in TPs and I'll give you £5m for him

BigFellasAfro wrote:Hero - this new styling is ruining me.

I cannot send any PMs at all because as soon as I go to a new PM, or reply my machine appears to be trying to download stuff and it freezes up.

Given the amount this league uses PMs, it is going to make life very difficult and therefore consider this my official opposition to it

It's not of my doing unfortunately, it's a global forumotion thing.

Hero, take Ole' off the swear filter will you? It's annoying when we're trying to play Sheep.

Sorted it

Olly

Thank God I don't have to type Ole' any more. Now I can just type 6 fingered tractor boy instead

[quote="Hero"]Still need a couple of pretend managers for the other league, Viva if you're about again put your name down, it's Fiorentina and Anzhi Makapaka that are available, both sides run previously by Sod and Trebs so aren't ripped to shreds and it only takes a short while each week to do.[/quote]


Which league Hero?

Viva, hows it going fella?

https://www.606v2.com/f14-606v2-europa-league

This one Z3!

I'm good thanks.

What's that dead musician round 7 thing and why is tupac not on there but machoman is?

Checked it out Hero, ill pass mate. Going to wait it out for whenever a new league starts.

Hows the knee viva.

Yeah its alright the first op went well,  decided not to have the ACL op because it's pointless and ill probably injure it again.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Yeah its alright the first op went well,  decided not to have the ACL op because it's pointless and ill probably injure it again.

Just dont go back too footie too early. you got any physio to do?

I played last week I Am shouldn't have only got a black eye. Yeah I do physio but do it on my own  I know what to do.

Son Heung-min signs for Leverkusen. Big step up for the kid, replacing Schurrle.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I played last week I Am shouldn't have only got a black eye. Yeah I do physio but do it on my own  I know what to do.

Careful; with the footie mate, wasnt that how you did it before, rushing back into playing?
Viva, do you play borderlands 2?

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I played last week I Am shouldn't have only got a black eye. Yeah I do physio but do it on my own  I know what to do.

Careful; with the footie mate, wasnt that how you did it before, rushing back into playing?
Viva, do you play borderlands 2?

Yeah thats exactly how it happend will be giving it a rest but its really hard to resist Football even more than a girl. I did have the las vegas one played 10 mins an switched it off too too long

A MAN dialled 999 to complain to police that a prostitute was UGLY after meeting her outside a hotel.

The caller told West Midlands Police he wanted "to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".

But an officer in the call centre at Solihull, Birmingham, responded by telling the man the woman had not committed any offences and explained to him that soliciting for sex was illegal.

The force has now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.

A spokesman for West Midlands Police said: “A 999 call was received by police at around 7:30pm on Tuesday evening from a man wishing to complain about a sex worker he had met on a hotel car park.

“The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act.

Not impressed by the quality Nando?

Fernando wrote:A MAN dialled 999 to complain to police that a prostitute was UGLY after meeting her outside a hotel.

The caller told West Midlands Police he wanted "to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".

But an officer in the call centre at Solihull, Birmingham, responded by telling the man the woman had not committed any offences and explained to him that soliciting for sex was illegal.

The force has now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.

A spokesman for West Midlands Police said: “A 999 call was received by police at around 7:30pm on Tuesday evening from a man wishing to complain about a sex worker he had met on a hotel car park.

“The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act.

West Midlands, Solihull. It's obvious its Azzy.

Azzy do you remember back on the old 606 you an Smartest gooner were going to meet up for a fight and you gave him a fake address.  How embarrassing imagine if the real world knew that grown men on pretend manager games met up to fight or out of protest change thier team to an overs 33 side.

Viva I haven't lived in Solihull since 2000

And I don't remember that, no. I remember giving someone my address to send me a cheque, which never arrived. I'd fight Smarts any time, any place. Upton Park, you name it. In fact, I've got a cricket match tomorrow in Greenwich Park at 1630, tell him to come down then and I'll wipe the smarts out of him.

The man is wrong anyhow, it wouldn't be the sale of goods because he wasn't purchasing the woman. It was a sale of services.

It makes me wonder whether his specification was water tight. Did he account for liquidated damages? What we're the KPIs she needed to meet?

If anyone wants a fight I'll be at Old Trafford any day Monday-Friday

That's a long commute from Surrey Trebs

Prem teams I will be putting your tacticons up this week, so send em to 6 fingered tractor boy

Send them to me as well as a backup

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Viva I haven't lived in Solihull since 2000

And I don't remember that, no. I remember giving someone my address to send me a cheque, which never arrived. I'd fight Smarts any time, any place. Upton Park, you name it. In fact, I've got a cricket match tomorrow in Greenwich Park at 1630, tell him to come down then and I'll wipe the smarts out of him.

I wouldn't mess with you, you're by far the toughest guy here.

Viva since when you been back?

Sup

6 fingered tractor boy wrote:Viva since when you been back?

Sup

 Yesterday I'm back as Afros chief scout network director.

Tactics sent to Olly.

Good luck Afro 

I clucking hate this new post system. Tactic posting was so easy before

GSC wrote:I clucking hate this new post system. Tactic posting was so easy before

It's bloody awful isn't it!

Fortunately you can switch editor mode off to get some nostalgia.

How?

The far right button on the bottom bar.

CHeers

06.13.2013 21:17:15

Lol v2 clock.

No boss means no meeting today. So answers to me by 10pm:

1. Name an English county
2. Name a coffee brand
3. Name a mobile phone manufacturer
4. Name a current England U21 international
5. Name a former US Open winner that isn't Tiger Woods
6. Name a religion
7. Name a retailer you might expect to find on the high street
8. Give me a boys name beginning with C

You know, one thing I've often thought but never raised; why are they called 'lawyers' offers?

Who named them?
Why would a lawyer make an offer for a player?

I believe it was AVFC (The guy who made the first realistic league) who coined the term of 'lawyers' because we had a problem getting players out of the PL. They were sold to foreign clubs to replace the stars who came in through foreign transfers.

As for it being named a 'lawyers' offer, it was because your lawyers were trying to offload the player to the foreign club. The lawyer was the opposite of a scout, if you like. The offers were always non-negotiable because you were negotiating with lawyers.

Maybe we should rename them 'agents offers', so we can pretend the player's agent had struck up an agreement with another club for that price?