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Sodhat how did it go with that hot 19 year old? Did she give her number?

Still getting on with it Viva. It has taken me a while to become ok with the notion of being 5 years older but everyone I've spoken to has said it's fine. Maybe I'm making problems that aren't there. Still, we'll go out soon I think.

Presumably not until the weekend though as her parents won't let her out on a school night?

Shes got homework to do then though Afro

Hey, Hero married a 19 year old. He'll ban all of you.

Unless he bans me first for twisting the facts.

if you ask me its the two year rule lol

Bull wrote:if you ask me its the two year olds only rule lol

Best keep that to yourself Gary

Age is but a number in the same way a jail cell is a just a room with a view soddy 

#PedoBear

Soddy the only thing that matters is does she have cracking knockers?

No olly dont be so insensitive, the thing that matters is does she love you?

Of course she loves him, they're family

The knockers are striking

You're a sweet lad, Bull. You do need to focus more on the knockers though.

8.15 on day 3 of wimbledon and Roger Federer is out.

This is going to be 1 hell of a choke from Murray

Djokovic to win it

If there is ever a chance for Murray to win Wimbledon it's this year with Nadal/Federer gone already. Djokovic doesn't seem that confident after his ass whooping at the FO

Am not online today, im going on a pirate trip with my sons school

Does he go to Somalia Comprehensive?

Yarrrrrrr he does

I do love the South Park episode where Cartman goes to Somalia to be a pirate.

The best South Park episode is by far the one where they have the biggest Poopie in the world contest

Mine favourite is where they are annoyed at all the future people coming back and taking their jobs, so all the men get in a big pile and have sex.

South Park is average tbh, it has its moments but i dont think its all that great (personally my fav episodes are the Mysterion ones .)

though Archer is a much better show

Never seen Archer. Tend to see Family Guy or American Dad mostly.

Another great South Park episode is where they want to scare all the rich black folks out of town so they dress up as ghosts to make it look like it's haunted. And they leave lower case Ts on their lawn to represent "time to get out of town".

Archer is quality Sods, its much better than Family guy etc.

Archer is genius!

I keep getting emails from Xbox live, and it refers to me as ArtisticRug.

I am absolutely baffled. It's like the time my friend started getting sent the Um Bongo newsletter for no reason.

Bull wrote:South Park is average tbh, it has its moments but i dont think its all that great (personally my fav episodes are the Mysterion ones .)

though Archer is a much better show

Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero of those episodes

Hey Olly, have you ever heard of a place called Lola Lo's in Norwich?

My friend was tackled by two bouncers there when we were in town because he was trying to steal a cup in the shape of a head. He tried to stutter step them, he should have gone for the head down straight ahead approach.

Quiet today.

Seems Nelson Mandela is dead. Better say RIP before Bull accuses me of disrespecting a convicted criminal

Still alive according to the BBC

I respect everything he did, but is a 94 year old man dying really that shocking? I get the feeling the news outlets are just waiting for the moment they can cue up their well-assembled tribute videos and papers can sell a few more.

Bull wrote:South Park is average tbh

We are no longer friends

As for best episode, I really couldn't pick one. The last 2 series have been really good

Why? lol

its still better than Family Guy etc i would take it as second best to Archer tbh.

Family Guy has its moments but its declined a bit now.

Most shows decline through their lifetime. I'm not sure Family Guy has yet, not as badly as the Simpsons did. After season 10 it all goes off a cliff.

Bony off to Swansea

Afternoon

I like the episode where Jesus and Devil have a fight after beating the crap out of Jesus, Devil takes a punch falls an loses on purpose because he was the only person to bet on jesus on winning.

I heard somewhere that Mandela is a racist, don't know if its true never really cared about him and won't pretend that I was an avid supporter when he dies like some idiots on twitter do.

Its like when Michael Jackson died everyone started to play his music and called themselves hard corw fans. He was a peado and that is a fact how can people support him.

I am so angry because of these people

GSC wrote:Bony off to Swansea

H shall set the prem light

cherriesfna wrote:

GSC wrote:Bony off to Swansea

H shall set the prem light

Won't he be busy with a Steps reunion?

Michael jackson wasnt a paedo by fact he was never found guilty of anything. #justsayin

I think you'll find Viva put "that is a fact" in his post, so sorry, but anything you say to contradict it now will just be factually wrong.

Why isn't Winston Bogarde championed as a pioneer in contractual obligations?

Man was a genius. Realised he was overpaid and wasn't getting any more elsewhere so he followed the letter of his contract and got millions.

Sorry Afro, my bad

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Michael jackson wasnt a paedo by fact he was never found guilty of anything. #justsayin

Azzy do we really need the law to tell us this man wasn't a paedo? Let's put it this way, would you leave your child alone with Michael Jackson?

No way. He's dead, the kid would be traumatised by the corpse.

BigFellasAfro wrote:I think you'll find Viva put "that is a fact" in his post, so sorry, but anything you say to contradict it now will just be factually wrong.

Hahaha I love your sense of humor

sodhat wrote:No way. He's dead, the kid would be traumatised by the corpse.

You know what I mean, if he was still alive?

Speaking of cartoons, has anyone watched Monkey Dust?

I feel like changing my name to Jesus or one of the archangels but in a different language.