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by sodhat Mon 24 Jun 2013, 11:57 am

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

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Season 3 Starts this week
Tactics due by 11.59 on Friday 14th June

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to 6 fingered tractor boy and Trebs, send votes to GSC and Soddy
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to GSC and Soddy , send votes to 6 fingered tractor boy and Trebs

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Il Azzurini FC - Afro

Injuries

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Table

Moleicester City - Nando

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Bratwurst Mannschaft - 6 fingered tractor boy

Tactics

UC Supremazia - Russ

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

FC Respek your Elders - Azzy

Fixtures/Results

FC Brust Sauger - Fan

Table

VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

Top Scorers

by sodhat Thu 27 Jun 2013, 3:59 pm

It took me a while to pick up the relevance of cartoons to this thread, but I'm there now.

I used to watch a show called Monkey Trousers I recall. That was ages ago though.

by sodhat Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:00 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I feel like changing my name to Jesus or one of the archangels but in a different language.

Go with "Jesus".

"One of the archangels but in a different language" will be a nightmare on forms.

by Gregers Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:12 pm

Chorizo announce that in order to be online when tps renew that Bull is being taken on as Director of Football. I will still be in charge of Chorizo, have final say on transfers and be responsible for voting and tactics. Bull is in charge of buying if I need him to be on at Midnight/Midday, spotting talent and being awesome.

by sodhat Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:14 pm

Well, one out of three isn't bad.

Oh, hang on...

by FIFA Diva Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:32 pm

Haha Soddy why can't you produce your v2 form on twitter, you'd be rivalling marky as the funniest person I follow.

by sodhat Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:37 pm

I don't tweet unless I am trying my hand at talking to celebrities I fancy/admire. Or trying to get on BBC Sportsday. I'm 0/3 thus far.

by GSC Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:38 pm

I've managed to get on the beeb twice I think, once for the FA cup final and another when Downing scored

by sodhat Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:40 pm

Well one of those doesn't happen very often so I can see why you'd get on.

The FA Cup final isn't big news, that's at least annually.

by sodhat Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:42 pm

Ah dammit! They used some other losers tweet about Nsereko about 3 hours after mine was tweeted. His doesn't even give the fun fact he last played in the German 3rd Division!

by Bull Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:44 pm

(in the words of Jesse Pinkman) Yo Bitches!

by **Afro** Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:44 pm

But did he mention the fact that Nsereko tried to extort his own family by pretending he had been kidnapped and demading a ransom (according to his Wiki page anyway)

by sodhat Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:48 pm

No, so I was still ahead.

Nsereko was baffling. Possibly the worst transfer we've made.

Utd bid £12m for Baines, apparently...

by **Afro** Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:55 pm

If we even look at that twice we are mad.

I know he is a left back, but he is vital to us and we shouldn't even consider less than £20m IMO

by Bull Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:56 pm

i dont want him.

its not true damn it.

by sodhat Thu 27 Jun 2013, 4:57 pm

Nice of Moyes to come back and try and stiff his old club though, isn't it, Afro?

by **Afro** Thu 27 Jun 2013, 5:02 pm

Good Bull, because we want to keep him.

Thinking about former West Ham players, have you seen that Boa Morte dummy penalty?

by **Afro** Thu 27 Jun 2013, 5:03 pm

sodhat wrote:Nice of Moyes to come back and try and stiff his old club though, isn't it, Afro?

Not a great surprise though given United's limitations. The number of chances he would create for RVP, he could score a frightening number of goals.

by **Afro** Thu 27 Jun 2013, 5:04 pm

Spoiler:

by Marky Thu 27 Jun 2013, 5:25 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Haha Soddy why can't you produce your v2 form on twitter, you'd be rivalling marky as the funniest person I follow.

That sounds like a compliment, until I see Viva only follows me, Sodhat and Bull Wink

by Guest Thu 27 Jun 2013, 6:54 pm

VivaPaulScholes wrote:
Azzy Mahmood wrote:Michael jackson wasnt a paedo by fact he was never found guilty of anything. #justsayin

Azzy do we really need the law to tell us this man wasn't a paedo? Let's put it this way, would you leave your child alone with Michael Jackson?

My wife asks this question every time Jacko is mentioned. The answer's always no, but if there was a birthday party at Neverland, we'd be there Euro Division Homepage LXI - Page 6 3559488474

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by Guest Thu 27 Jun 2013, 7:09 pm

hey guys

by Trebs Thu 27 Jun 2013, 7:51 pm

How's it going CF?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:10 pm

sodhat wrote:Hey Olly, have you ever heard of a place called Lola Lo's in Norwich?

My friend was tackled by two bouncers there when we were in town because he was trying to steal a cup in the shape of a head. He tried to stutter step them, he should have gone for the head down straight ahead approach.

Can't say I have Soddy.

Sorry not been aboot today lads, the internet has been down in our area. Been like living in the stone ages

by Gregers Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:14 pm

Been to lola los in Brighton, awful drinks and given the competition of clubs here I'm surprised it survives. Not that cheap eaither

by Guest Fri 28 Jun 2013, 7:05 am

Is it the cup this week?

by Marky Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:40 am

It is. In our group Azzy its Respek your Elders v Supremazia.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri 28 Jun 2013, 8:58 am

What up ya'll!!

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:05 am

Ah that means I have a week off? Nice.

I think I ruptured a nut at football last night. It's gotten better but I could barely press the accelerator down driving home yesterday.

by Marky Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:34 am

I fancy some Cheesecake this morning. Had to settle for brown bread toast with flora.

I also have a week off from tactics Euro Division Homepage LXI - Page 6 3559488474

by FIFA Diva Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:47 am

Morning, Sodhat no tactics for you this week guess you can get sheep done today.

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:48 am

Are you on some sort of health kick then Marky?

I can do sheep if people are around, no boss today. So far it's me vs Marky though, and that kind of defaults to a draw.

by Guest Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:50 am

Marky wrote:It is. In our group Azzy its Respek your Elders v Supremazia.

I won't be submitting tactics so providing Supremazia do, they have the default win.

by Guest Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:56 am

Last night's game was the best 0-0 I've ever seen. Pure quality. Italy should have won 2-0 at least, but it doesn't detract from Spain's achievement. Yet another final, well done clap

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:58 am

1. Name a famous gay couple (men or women)
2. Name an Asian footballer
3. Name a song by white rapper extraordinaire Eminem
4. Name a penalty taker for Spain in last nights Confederations Cup shoot out
5. Name a band from London, England
6. Name a tennis player already knocked out at Wimbledon
7. Name a Dutch striker that played for the Oranje in Euro 1996
8. Would you passionately kiss a man for £200?

Answers to me by 11am

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 9:59 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Last night's game was the best 0-0 I've ever seen. Pure quality. Italy should have won 2-0 at least, but it doesn't detract from Spain's achievement. Yet another final, well done

It was the best penalty shoot out I've seen. Every penalty except Bonucci's was superb. Great technique, nerves of steel.

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 10:16 am

Only Azzy has his sheep in so far chaps, get involved or I'll pull an Aaron Hernandez on you.

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:03 am

Need more! 11:30am for the new deadline I guess.

by FIFA Diva Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:05 am

Get sheep on please.

by FIFA Diva Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:05 am

I mean the people who need to get answers in.

by Marky Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:23 am

I was offline, will do Sheep answers now.

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:24 am

Got 6 in now, so we're good to go. If you want in the deadline will now definitely be 11:30am

by Marky Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:25 am

Sent.

by Guest Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:33 am

Damn I have an 1130 meeting about to start, will miss all the fun Rolling Eyes

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:38 am

1. Name a famous gay couple (men or women)

Elton John and David Furnish - 6
Everyone, except...

Azzy and Viva - 1
GSC

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:38 am

2. Name an Asian footballer

Shinji Kagawa - 7
Everyone wins!

After 2:

Azzy	13
Viva	13
Gregers	13
TSJ	13
GSC	8
Marky	13
sodhat	13

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:39 am

AHHH I missed Sheep!

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:40 am

3. Name a song by white rapper extraordinaire Eminem

Stan - 4
Viva
Gregers
Marky
sodhat

Lose Yourself - 2
Azzy
TSJ

Without Me - 1
GSC

After 3:
Azzy 15
Viva 17
Gregers 17
TSJ 15
GSC 9
Marky 17
sodhat 17

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:41 am

4. Name a penalty taker for Spain in last nights Confederations Cup shoot out

Jesus Navas - 5
Azzy
Viva
Gregers
TSJ
sodhat

Sergio Ramos - 1
GSC

Xavi - 1
Marky

After 4:
Azzy 20
Viva 22
Gregers 22
TSJ 20
GSC 10
Marky 18
sodhat 22

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:42 am

5. Name a band from London, England

The Clash - 3
Azzy
TSJ
GSC

Coldplay - 1
Viva

Bombay Bicycle Club - 1
Gregers

Madness - 1
Marky

The Libertines - 1
sodhat

After 5:
Azzy 23
Viva 23
Gregers 23
TSJ 23
GSC 13
Marky 19
sodhat 23

by sodhat Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:43 am

6. Name a tennis player already knocked out at Wimbledon

Roger Federer - 7
Everyone

After 6:

Azzy 30
Viva 30
Gregers 30
TSJ 30
GSC 20
Marky 26
sodhat 30

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