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Good morning Ms Webster Good morning everybody.

I was vomiting blood last night nobody cared.

You should get that checked out Viva

Reverse period

Cup votes sent to Cherries and Cherries' game vote sent to GSC.

Did a 100% race on F1 as Mark Webber and won after starting last

Its not hard lol

Ok Senna

   

Did not see that coming haha

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I was vomiting blood last night nobody cared.

Are you sure it wasn't just puke from drinking snakebite? I've done that.

I once peed red. I thought it was blood, but it turns out it was some vegetable crisps I had with beetroot ones in there.

Possibly be something else I'm fine now had an interesting convo with some guy about De Rossi.

I play F1 with all the driving assists on I won with team India I think and joined Ferrari and won the title with them and they didn't renew my contract haha.

sodhat wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:I was vomiting blood last night nobody cared.

Are you sure it wasn't just puke from drinking snakebite? I've done that.

I once peed red. I thought it was blood, but it turns out it was some vegetable crisps I had with beetroot ones in there.

On a similar note, after shaving my armpits for the first time last year (too wild and bushy so what the hell) I showered, and when I used shower gel to wash under my pits, I panicked as there was red everywhere. Took me about 5 seconds to realise that this particular Lynx shower gel was red in colour.

Haha you ever used bic razors definitely cut yourself with them, they should to stick to making pens.

Halfords areel giving free altenzo car tyres don't know if they good but they're worth about 60 quid each.

Pirelli are releasing their own brand of condoms. They aren't very good but you're guaranteed a blow

I feel I ought to bring up the topic of ball-shaving...

Great clearance off the line by Luiz there. Odds-on equaliser too.

Neymar, Messi and Iniesta in the same team next season.

My god

Neymar is now the best player ever and Cavani a donkey coming off the confederations cup.

Are we going to do the whole Spain are done thing again. They lost 2-0 to the USA 4 years ago

There's only three Spanish players who can take any credit from this game. Iniesta, Pedro and when he came on, Navas. As for Spain being done, they are far from done. However I do think they need to integrate some of their U21 Champions into the Senior squad before next year.

Thiago, De Gea, Isco, Inigo Martinez and Carvajal could all be big players for Spain next summer.

Really need to decide whether the false #9 can work again. Strike options are limited unless Llorente has a strong comeback

Fernando Torres wins the Golden Boot

Although he does have a habit of picking up these awards... He did win it at the Euros last year.

GSC wrote:Really need to decide whether the false #9 can work again. Strike options are limited unless Llorente has a strong comeback

If they do, i'd pick Silva or Fabregas.

paulinho seems like a great signing and bargin for like 10.5 million
#Transfergenius.

I agree, that's why I signed him for my Shakhtar side in the Europa League. But he wouldn't dislodge Javi Martinez and Fernandinho in my Dos Cervezas side.

TM changes in the Bundesliga.

http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/1-bundesliga/marktwert-aenderung/wettbewerb_L1.html?from=news_text?from=news_text

I think i'm the big winner, as Lewandowski and Javi Martinez's values go up. Somehow David Alaba is worth £24.5m now though

The PL ones have taken forever, they should have been posted last week

I sunburned SO BAD.

I played football on Saturday afternoon and completely forgot that my skin would turn bright red if I didn't have suncream on within 20 minutes. 4 hours I was out there. It's so British to burn on the one sunny day a year.

I did the same soddy, at my wife's school's summer fair. Four BBQ burgers later I was maroon

Did you get it on your neck? I can't turn my head because I'm obviously wearing a collared shirt for work.

Same here

I've had cold showers the last two days, only way I can get in the shower without being in absolute agony!

I had a bath yesterday - bad move.

On the plus side, I Cruyff turned my ex-girlfriends brother during football. Moments like that make me wish I was being filmed so I could watch it back over and over.

Morning peeps.

Spain are finished.........lol.
So does everything think Neymar has lived up to part of the hype?

Barca will be scary with him there.

morning lads

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Morning peeps.

Spain are finished.........lol.
So does everything think Neymar has lived up to part of the hype?

Barca will be scary with him there.

I think it will work too. Neymar likes to come off the left side, Messi is either through the middle or he can come in from the right. If he settles Barca will be hard to stop.

I've never been sunburnt I feel for you guys.

We should have a five a side tournament between us lot, me and Azzy have to be in the same side.

It has to be indoors or we'll have a few cases of sun stroke on.

It wouldn't be much of a tournament though, there are only 12 of us, so it'd be two teams of six!

I think it will work too. Neymar likes to come off the left side, Messi is either through the middle or he can come in from the right. If he settles Barca will be hard to stop. wrote:

I kinda feel they should get a CF again & play Messi on the right, Neymar left.
Like when it was the 100 goal attack of Henry, Eto’o & Messi, i can see them being that devastating again.

233 goals in 218 games playing through the middle, makes it difficult to justify moving Messi out wide though.

They might be better trying to sign a right hand sided version of Neymar

The oldies vs us youngsters

Zidane, Marky, Hero, Afro and Fan vs Me, Azzy, Sodhat, GSC anf Nando.

Yeah, you don't want to muck around and shift Messi really. Pedro is good enough on the right in terms of goals.

Are we forgetting Cherries and his mad skillz?

Cherries could bring a controller and sit on the sideline pretending to be controlling us.

And ill be the Ref (i can be bribed at the cheap price of 90000000 Yen)

233 goals in 218 games playing through the middle, makes it difficult to justify moving Messi out wide though. wrote:

Fair point.
So Neymar---Messi---Pedro
No CF like Eto’o in that which I think barca will benefit from. Not saying it wouldnt work as we know it would work, that Eto’o/Zlatan type player could be beneficial to them again.

Zidane, Marky, Hero, Afro and Fan vs Me, Azzy, Sodhat, GSC anf Nando. wrote:

Viva, how are you in the young lot? & how am I on the old lot? Hero, Afro and Fan are like double my age, maybe tripple

Cherries is a good player when he has time and space but at times lacks the final ball or making the right decision.

I'm goalkeeper, I'd take up half the goal.

Zidane because you are older than me, I don't make the rules I just enforce them. If it was up to me id have you in the youth squad but lets be real you can't expect to be a young blood when you're 29.

what about the legend that is CF

If you really were going by the rules, you'd both be in the old boys team.

It would be ZZZ, Azzy, Viva, Fan, Marky and Hero v Trebs, Olly, Nando, GSC, Cherries and Soddy

Viva, im not 29 though......& with my energy & tekkers id fit in the youth team all day long. You cant out me with the "Golden Oldies" when they may require hip replacements

Its official, Steve Round is assistant at Man United.

As expect really.