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I'd be the oldest in that team and therefore I'd be captain and I get to play wherever I like

Olly is a good pick up, he goes in goal.

BigFellasAfro wrote:If you really were going by the rules, you'd both be in the old boys team.

It would be ZZZ, Azzy, Viva, Fan, Marky and Hero v Trebs, Olly, Nando, GSC, Cherries and Soddy

Better count me out, Nick and me would never pass the ball to each other

"I'd be the oldest in that team and therefore I'd be captain and I get to play wherever I like"

Its 5 a side, you mark a man & sick with him soddy, make sure your old legs can keep up

What? Sorry I refuse to be put in the same age category as Fan he is ancient no offence Fan.

How can sodhat be in the group younger than me we are the same age.

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:

"I'd be the oldest in that team and therefore I'd be captain and I get to play wherever I like"

Its 5 a side, you mark a man & sick with him soddy, make sure your old legs can keep up

I played football thrice last week. I could have played tonight but I decided to go and get some horrible food instead.

What? Sorry I refuse to be put in the same age category as Fan he is ancient no offence Fan. wrote:

Exactly!!! Im not in that age range.

I propose 3 teams, 4 a side fly keeper.

Why not have 3 captains select who they want in that case?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:What?  Sorry I refuse to be put in the same age category as Fan he is ancient no offence Fan.

How can sodhat be in the group younger than me we are the same age.

I don't make the rules sorry. There are too many younger players than you to make up the youngsters team, so if you want to play, you will only make the oldies team

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:What?  Sorry I refuse to be put in the same age category as Fan he is ancient no offence Fan.

How can sodhat be in the group younger than me we are the same age.

I don't make the rules sorry. There are too many younger players than you to make up the youngsters team, so if you want to play, you will only make the oldies team

Old team: Fan, Azzy, Afro, Hero and Marky
Cool team: Viva, Zidane, Sodhat, GSC and Mighty
Baby team: Nando, Cherries, Bull, CF and Olly

There you go I've made a side where I don't need to be with thr old boys. My team would smash it up.

Old team would destroy you all.

Admittedly we'd have 5 players who all want to be player managers, but still

Don't forget the bender twins russ and gregers.

YOU GAYBOYS WILL NEVER SCORE PAST ME

Select Olly for our team Viva! He's a goalie, we need a goalie.

We will only accept an offer for Olly if you can activate his release clause of 54m.

Bull wrote:We will only accept an offer for Olly if you can activate his release clause  of 54m.

Ok, I'll find you 54 metre sticks.

no i mean cash, Millions!

I wouldn't worry about me i can't tackle last time i tried to slide tackle someone i hit them in the Love sacks on the follow through  

Who will we trade for Olly? I can't lose Mighty he has been in my life since 2009, Zidane well he makes up the racial quota of one ethnic per side, I can't swqp myself being the ultimate leader and great player and you are the David Beckham of our side making us millions in adverts sorry gsc you'll have to go.

One day I am going to do this. I will actually book a 5 a side pitch for a day and see which of you turns up to play. Then we'll all hit the wang bar afterwards.

How are Azzy and Zidane not in the baby side?

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Viva, Zidane, Sodhat, GSC and Mighty

Now thats a winning combination

Hey only one of us has a dummy to spit out, and it ain't me

This week, that is.

sodhat wrote:One day I am going to do this. I will actually book a 5 a side pitch for a day and see which of you turns up to play. Then we'll all hit the wang bar afterwards.

I'll just Tebow all the time

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Cool team: Viva, Zidane, Sodhat,  GSC and Mighty

The only way that's a 'cool' team is if they're playing with those dyson fans attached to their backs

And Trebs is what, 50? He blatantly needs to be in the old team.

GSC wrote:How are Azzy and Zidane not in the baby side?

I have the tekkers of a Fabregas/Fred lovechild & also meet Vivas ethnic quota.

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:One day I am going to do this. I will actually book a 5 a side pitch for a day and see which of you turns up to play. Then we'll all hit the wang bar afterwards.

I'll just Tebow all the time

God will keep the ball out if you do

Azzy don't go there, we are so much cooler then you guys. We have better haircuts than you.

How about we have to have 2 under 21s in each team. That way it keeps a decent mix of legs vs experience (and no legs)

VivaPaulScholes wrote:We have better haircuts than you.

Thus making us the better players. Its the football law of the haircut.

my team will win thye have me im like neymar im so good seriously im almost godly

Have you ever seen Mean Machine, cherries?

You know Danny Dyer's character. I reckon that would be you.

 

Soddy how's the grooming of the young child going?

no i am Danny Meehan

without the betraying part and ill skin everyone with my mad skillz

Yeah fine, date with her on Wednesday. She is 19, so you should respect your elders young man.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Azzy don't go there,  we are so much cooler then you guys. We have better haircuts than you.

Oh no you didn't  

sodhat wrote:Yeah fine, date with her on Wednesday. She is 19, so you should respect your elders young man.

Where you taking her? Down the park to play on the swings?

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:Yeah fine, date with her on Wednesday. She is 19, so you should respect your elders young man.

Where you taking her? Down the park to play on the swings?

ever heard of peppa pig world

I think she'd enjoy it

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:Yeah fine, date with her on Wednesday. She is 19, so you should respect your elders young man.

Where you taking her? Down the park to play on the swings?

I would but swings make me nauseous. The roundabout is in play though.

Huh, have I missed something? Is Soddy courting a minor??

Sodhat is actually part of Jimmy Savs ring of puppet masters

She's 19, ZZZ.

These young lads are having their fun though.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote:

VivaPaulScholes wrote:What?  Sorry I refuse to be put in the same age category as Fan he is ancient no offence Fan.

How can sodhat be in the group younger than me we are the same age.

I don't make the rules sorry. There are too many younger players than you to make up the youngsters team, so if you want to play, you will only make the oldies team

Old team: Fan, Azzy, Afro, Hero and Marky
Cool team: Viva, Zidane, Sodhat,  GSC and Mighty
Baby team: Nando, Cherries, Bull, CF and Olly

There you go I've made a side where I don't need to be with thr old boys. My team would smash it up.

I'm confused by the Cool team. I can't see anyone cool in there. I thought it might be temperature cool, but I'm guessing Sod is radiating nicely atm the moment with his sunburn, so it can't be that.

It could be called the "Big Head team plus Sod, GSC and Trebs"

Sod when is here birthday?

I got some great ideas for presents

assuming im captain of the "baby team" which i am.

i propose a name of
FC Cherries is awsome and like Neymar and everyone else isnt a good

Hey lads, check this out: https://www.606v2.com/t45215-606v2-europa-league-come-and-be-a-fake-football-manager#2162578

Olly wrote:Sod when is here birthday?

I got some great ideas for presents

I'm not sure actually  

I can probably guess your list of presents, thank you. Pipe down or I'll ask you out next.

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Sod when is here birthday?

I got some great ideas for presents

I'm not sure actually  

I can probably guess your list of presents, thank you. Pipe down or I'll ask you out next.

Alright alright don't spit out your dummy that she gave you  

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Sod when is here birthday?

I got some great ideas for presents

I'm not sure actually  

I can probably guess your list of presents, thank you. Pipe down or I'll ask you out next.

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Olly wrote:

sodhat wrote:

Olly wrote:Sod when is here birthday?

I got some great ideas for presents

I'm not sure actually  

I can probably guess your list of presents, thank you. Pipe down or I'll ask you out next.

Alright alright don't spit out your dummy that she gave you  

Hey, I won't spit my dummy out. I'm infamously difficult to annoy or offend. Plus if it was somebody else I'd be making the same jokes so it hardly seems right to get upset by them.