WWE Film

First of all, I just came across this piece of information.

http://allwrestling.com/News/37221/wwe-studios-announces-new-horror/

What next, a rom com where Randy Orton falls in love with Stephanie McMahon but can't sleep with her as he knows he'd buried into next week.

Anyway, tongue in cheek thread here:

Possible future WWE film story lines. I don't mind how ridiculous.

How about a film where WWE boss Vince McMahon has a successful business venture outside of 'sports entertianment?'

So ridiculous it might just work

"Maple Airlines"

A hilarious comedy where Chris Benoit is the pilot of a Canadian airline teaching youngsters how to fly

Sunny stars in Snowgirls - she plays a Vegas stripper hooked on Coke

"The Miz:my life"

A film/documentary showing the world how the miz went from childhood to wwe reject to headlining wrestlemania 27.

the melina affairs diary

a documentary when jomo explains every affairs she's had with video footage from where he's been hiding in the closet and why he's allowed it to stand.

starring melina, jomo, mike knox ,dave batista and matt hardy

Hear no Evil Cena no evil -John stars as an innocent by stander who is wrongly accused of murder

Hard as Nailz....

Pat Paterson plays an ex convict who can't resist Vince McMahons charms

"A Botch Too Far"

Batista and Kofi Kingston open an antiques shop in this hilarious slapstick comedy, queue broken china and laughs all round

"The Death of Rey Mysterio - Real Life Stories"

Pretty self explanatory really

White Men can't hump - John Morrison stars in a psychological thriller that highlights the plight of men who cant get it up

"The Spine"

In a one of a kind, dangerous, life threatening operation, doctors give John Morrison a spine

Shawshank Intervention - Orlando Jordan tries to make many an inmate see things his way

The O team - Lita Sunny Melina and Torrie are Soldiers of fortune, if you need a BJ and you can find them, make sure you hire .....The....O....Team

Legs wide open.... Erotic thriller staring Melina & introducing Mike Knox

triple h nose best

not a film, just one of those fly on the wall things, but its actually going to be filmed from his nose as there is nowhere else that can fit a camera and its crew

Superman.

Featuring John Cena.

Snakes are a pain!

A film about how Randy Orton "the viper" gets anyone fired who he thinks is either stupid or unsafe, co staring Kofi and Kennedy

Driving Miz Crazy

A Ri starts to play pranks on The Miz with hilarious consequences.

Blade 5

Wesley Snipes passes the torch onto a new actor - Ric Flair, who blades his way through the movie before taking off all his clothes and elbow dropping his pants. The only dialogue featured in the script is 'Woooooo'.

Well, i'd buy a ticket anyway!

My Flair Lady

Ric Flair is a common wrestler who is taken in by a butler and taught how to be a proper lady. He exposes his bum and hi jinks ensue.

The Big Sleep -

A young boy is forced to watch every john cena match ever on dvd

Hogan with the Wind

Period movie set against the civil war. Both sides lose as the main focus changes to Hulkster and both sides declare a ceasefire.

Man in the moon

- Jomo takes his pakour skills to a new level by jumping to the moon to get a good vantage point to watch melina's latest conquest

Melina does Dallas/ One night in Melina

-no explination needed

The man in the Crimson Mask

- basically Ric Flair blading into a video camera for 2 hrs

Die Hardcore Holly - Bob finds himself up against dedicated militants and he needs to sandbag America to Safety

Mask Off - Kane and Rey have their masks surgically swapped

The hunt for the Red Rooster - The WWE go under Water after finding out Nikole Volkoff and his son Koslov have taken Terry Taylor hostege

The Hangover

RVD and Jeff Hardy wake up from the night before and try to remember what happened

D-Generation Malcolm X - what white America wanted you to believe the Black Population behaved like starring R-Truth

The Terminorantor - Chris Benoit plays a child killer with ultimate conviction

How Green Was My Valley - Melina's extracurricular activities take a turn for the worse when she discovers a strange fungus growing on her nether regions.

Lost in My Space - the strory of Matt Hardy who go transported into Cyber Space during an electrical storm

10 Things I Hate About You - Randy Orton and Ken Anderson are locked in a room together for sh|ts and giggles.

The whole 9 tards - Special agent Eugene needs to call on some old friends to save the World