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Graduated today. Bank could do business

Congratulations GSC  

Nice one, what grade?

Le 2:1 in chem

I scrub up well it must be said

Do you still have the tache?

Well done mate... Now sell me navas and kroos

After a box to box midfielder who can tackle, someone like Yaya Toure or Fellaini.

Looking to do a couple of deals tonight before handing in my tactics.

You obviously need to sign Bradley Johnson from TP's

Nah I shave periodically

Guarin could be available

GSC wrote:Nah I shave periodically

What about your face though?

And also well done.

Are you going to get a proper job now and stop sponging off the state? Are you going to be a chemist or work in a white coat?

Will you blow Poopie up?

Sponging until I find a job probably

sodhat wrote:

Marky wrote:All the way to Manchester to see a black man fight a pikey

You probably don't need a ticket on Friday nights.

I also probably don't need to go further north than London.

onlytreblewinners wrote:After a box to box midfielder who can tackle, someone like Yaya Toure or Fellaini.

Looking to do a couple of deals tonight before handing in my tactics.

Sorry, I sold Wanyama to lawyers already.

(Typically his TM value will go up after his £12.5m move to Southampton but I did sell him to bring in Borja Valero so not so bad)

GSC wrote:Graduated today

Congrats mate

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

GSC wrote:Graduated today

Congrats mate

We celebrate tomorrow with mafia and sheep

Tactics sent. Away for the weekend (as mentioned here https://www.606v2.com/t36932p50-holiday-page-off-days#2156652 )

I'm back on Monday, so should be able to vote Monday night, but if not then Tuesday morning.

Morning,

Congrats GSC!!!

Marky wrote:Got my Haye v Fury ticket

Nice one Marky. Im not a fan of Haye. Not a big boxing fan anymore but ill watch the big fights. Been watching lot more UFC tho.

Rooney Out...Rooney In...Rooney Out...Rooney In
Is the injury real???????????

Check me out:

When you were born, you were the 5,161,603,593rd person alive.
And, the 80,152,978,486th person to have lived since history began.

Anyone see this? explain this?

Spoiler:

Smoke and mirrors

sodhat wrote:Check me out:

When you were born, you were the 5,161,603,593rd person alive.
And, the 80,152,978,486th person to have lived since history began.

Interesting. When did history begin?

I don't know, I think they estimate the population so despite the fancy looking numbers it is not likely accurate. Give it a go:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515

"estimated how many people had been alive since 50,000 B.C" - well then the figure is a lie, because the world was made by God about 1,000 BC

I remember believing in God when I was a kid because I assumed it was fact and my parents wouldn't lie to me.

They didn't even christen me. If they believe in God then they'll be up in heaven one day and they'll leave their only son in limbo.

God loves everyone, you're safe on that score soddy. It's all the naughty things you do in life that get you stuck in limbo

Or damned to hell, in Olly's case

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Anyone see this? explain this?

Spoiler:

Magic.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:God loves everyone, you're safe on that score soddy. It's all the naughty things you do in life that get you stuck in limbo

Or damned to hell, in Olly's case

He may love everyone but I'm not allowed in his kingdom without being christened as far as I know.

Never mind. I'm not doing it now either. It gets way more extreme when you're older. They give you a full dunking. Why can't I have the cross on the head like a baby? Why does the baby get an easy ride?

Dunk the baby.

According to my vicar, Hitler is in heaven. So don't sweat the not-being-Christened thing!

Also, I was Christened as an adult. No dunking for me, head tipped back, washed my head, was quite nice. Like when you go to a proper hair salon and some fit but slightly overweight bird takes 15mins washing your hair.

I'm still not risking it. I hate being dunked. I remember when I went to a water park in Greece with my mates about 6 years ago and I went on this water slide with a big bowl thing at the bottom. I wasn't going fast enough (I thought) around this bowl, so I pushed off the side and came out of the bottom upside down and punch drunk. I swear I would have drowned...

Can you christen someone against their will? Like splash them with holy water and leg it? I could start a craze of guerilla christening.

Marky wrote:

Zinedine_Ze_Zebra wrote:Anyone see this? explain this?

Spoiler:

Magic.

 

Same say hes the devil lol

I nearly drowned once. No matter what people say, it would NOT be a pleasant way to go. I'll never forget the feeling of my lungs filling up.

You can Christen someone against their will, babies have it done every day

I'm going to buy a sports bottle and some holy water and start spraying people all over the place then.

And what are you going to do with the sports bottle and holy water

I'll probably spray them with that too.

I need a catchphrase every time I christen someone though.

I'm thinking: "Welcome to God's kingdom, you Kumquat."

 

Azzy Mahmood wrote:And what are you going to do with the sports bottle and holy water

Sod - could you somehow rig some holy water up to sprinkler system is a shopping centre. You could start Flash mob Christenings

If I put holy water in a reservoir somewhere will people start drinking and showering in it?

I could have the whole country holy by 2014.

Not sure Muslims would appreciate that soddy

Apart from the stinky people.


Rather than fill a reservoir with holy water, which might take quite a bit of time, you could get ordained and just bless it yourself

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Not sure Muslims would appreciate that soddy

Might help us cut down on illegal immigration problems though. I imagine if they knew that once they had their first wash, they would be converted, that might make them think twice

I'm surprised the US hasn't tried it to torture terror suspects.

"Tell us everything or we'll splash you with holy water."

Stop ALL forms of welfare would be the best way. I resent paying 'parents' in council estates money to sit at home all day while their kids are at school.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Stop ALL forms of welfare would be the best way. I resent paying 'parents' in council estates money to sit at home all day while their kids are at school.

 I think you are generalising. A lot of them are stood in doorways having a fag

Mio apologio Afro

If no-one in this country was given free money, we'd all be out there working, spending our money wisely, bringing our kids up correctly, and jailing the idiots who turn to crime rather than do all that. Sounds like the country we should be!

Sounds like the country of delusional people im afraid Azzy.

 Until supermarkets stop charging so much money and help people get on the property ladder or lower rent and a better minimum wage the less fortunate are always going to require help with money.

I don't think that's true. If no one was given welfare we'd have a smaller population because those that don't work probably still wouldn't.

We need welfare still though. Just to make sure it isn't being abused.

sodhat wrote:I don't think that's true. If no one was given welfare we'd have a smaller population because those that don't work probably still wouldn't.

We need welfare still though. Just to make sure it isn't being abused.

 

This. There are people who genuinely need support.

We Want Sheep

Well screw you then ill run my own sheep  



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