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by GSC Fri 05 Jul 2013, 11:27 am

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Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

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Il Azzurini FC - Afro

Injuries

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

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Spanish Bank FC - GSC

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Moleicester City - Nando

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The Hero Championship

Bratwurst Mannschaft - 6 fingered tractor boy

Tactics

UC Supremazia - Russ

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

FC Respek your Elders - Azzy

Fixtures/Results

FC Brust Sauger - Fan

Table

VFL Bassender Steigen - Treble

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by Guest Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:28 pm

You poor guy Laugh

I always sit in the shade, that's where you find the turds, luckily you can spot those in advance.

by sodhat Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:31 pm

I don't get who'd let their dog climb the wall to get to that grass. Unless it was actually human urine.

Either way I washed my hands instantly.

I fell in dog poo once. I also saw my friend fall in some, but he did it out of a tree so his story topped mine.

by Guest Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:32 pm

I saw a kid bite his own tongue off, beat that!

Now my corned beef sandwich is coming back up vomit

by sodhat Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:35 pm

How the hell did he do that? Did he get it back?

I didn't see this, but I know a kid that fell out of a treehouse on to a picket fence. Which is bad. But he fell and straddled it, tore his sack open, and lost a ball.

by GSC Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:36 pm

Did he have to go next door to ask for his ball back?

by sodhat Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:37 pm

That reminds me of the time I tried jumping a fence to the Embankment park, and caught my shoe on a spike.

The spike went right through the shoe, somehow missed all of my foot, and I unded up upside down hanging off a fence by my shoe. I was so drunk I still cringe when I think what might have been...

by Guest Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:38 pm

sodhat wrote:I didn't see this, but I know a kid that fell out of a treehouse on to a picket fence. Which is bad. But he fell and straddled it, tore his sack open, and lost a ball.

Okay that made me nearly chuck. For flut's sake soddy, don't be telling me stuff like that Sad

We were playing football at primary school and a kid slipped on the ball, fell forwards, smashed his face onto the playground, bit his tongue off. I helped him to the toilets while the adults got ambulances / first aid kits, I remember being covered in blood and panicking because I'd left the tongue on the playground floor. As if it was my job to pick that up, aged 7 Laugh

by sodhat Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:41 pm

Azzy Mahmood wrote:
sodhat wrote:I didn't see this, but I know a kid that fell out of a treehouse on to a picket fence. Which is bad. But he fell and straddled it, tore his sack open, and lost a ball.
Okay that made me nearly chuck. For flut's sake soddy, don't be telling me stuff like that

We were playing football at primary school and a kid slipped on the ball, fell forwards, smashed his face onto the playground, bit his tongue off. I helped him to the toilets while the adults got ambulances / first aid kits, I remember being covered in blood and panicking because I'd left the tongue on the playground floor. As if it was my job to pick that up, aged 7

That isn't a sentence many people can say.

by Guest Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:47 pm

There was also the kid who was allergic to sunlight. I'm 31, and the oldest person in the UK with that condition is 17, so he must have died. Terrible condition to have.

And the time I had the premonition of my school blowing up, and it happened the same night. "Gas explosion" they said, "IRA practice bomb" was the truth. I was walking home and saw, I swear, a stick of dynamite in a bush, with the wire leading back to the school, where there was tons more stacked up. No-one else saw it though Sad

by sodhat Mon 15 Jul 2013, 2:51 pm

I had a dream that my train gets infiltrated by several murderous villains with machine guns. It better not actually happen, I'm midway through a baseball game on MLB 2K11.

by Trebs Mon 15 Jul 2013, 3:10 pm

I once was on a swing, must have been about 6 or 7, and a teenager came in front of me, a bit too close as i kicked him clean in the head, knocked a few of his teeth out and he fell on the concrete, head first. Ambulance had to come onto the park as i continued happily playing not realising how serious it was.

by FIFA Diva Mon 15 Jul 2013, 3:20 pm

sodhat wrote:My all time favourite fight I've seen was between two brothers who were a bit 'special'. Epic brawl, and my one lasting memory is the older one throwing up uppercut with a bag of Tesco's cheese puff in his hand.

Haha you don't know how much this comment made me laugh, I can imagine it aswell. The uppercut being the fatality punch like Mortal Kombat and a couple of cheese puffs flying in the air. This reminds of a mix of step brothers and CF and Bull if they got in a fight.

You may laugh at but these guys are extremely strong and would knock your head off.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 3:32 pm

sodhat wrote:Who is the best PL player that hasn't ever won the league title?

Surely Gerrard, right?
Maybe Zola?
Tim Breacker?

Aaron Wilbraham. End of

by FIFA Diva Mon 15 Jul 2013, 3:40 pm

United put in a bid for Fabregas £25m

by Fernando Mon 15 Jul 2013, 3:50 pm

Going for the Arsene school of bidding then not enough money and not realistically going to happen.

by The Special Juan Mon 15 Jul 2013, 4:06 pm

by **Afro** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 4:23 pm

Anyone else up for another round of Mafia before 5

by The Special Juan Mon 15 Jul 2013, 4:50 pm

Darn my failed incestigations. To the wangbar then.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 4:51 pm

TAKE ME TO THE WANGBAR WANGBAR

by The Special Juan Mon 15 Jul 2013, 4:52 pm

LET'S START A WAR!

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 4:54 pm

TSJ RAISES ME UP,
SO I CAN STAND ON MOUNTAINS,
HE RAISES ME UP,
TO WALK ON STORMY SEAS,
HE IS STRONG,
WHEN HE IS ON MY SHOULDERS,
HE RAISES ME UP,
TO MORE THAN I CAN BE

by The Special Juan Mon 15 Jul 2013, 5:00 pm

:') Beautiful.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 10:52 pm

Get your votes in peeps, dont forget

by FIFA Diva Mon 15 Jul 2013, 10:58 pm

Who sings the best version of land of the rising sun? The animals?

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Mon 15 Jul 2013, 11:04 pm

The Japanese?

by Marky Mon 15 Jul 2013, 11:56 pm

Definitely Wing.

by Marky Mon 15 Jul 2013, 11:57 pm

And my votes will be in just past midnight, but considering I let people know that would be likely weeks ago, I am still claiming my bonus.

by Marky Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:10 am

Sent.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:14 am

No bonus for you Whistle

by Marky Tue 16 Jul 2013, 12:21 am

Is there a middle finger smiley? Wink

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 16 Jul 2013, 8:37 am

Morning

by sodhat Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:02 am

Morning all. Results will be later on because I have a couple of meetings in for today.

Topic for the day:

If we re-booted, who would theoretically want a team?

by Guest Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:09 am

I would theoretically want a team. But that's all it is, a theory. There are too many problems with the current rules for me to want back in.

by FIFA Diva Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:12 am

Morning

Azzy even if you made the rules you'd still find a way to criticise them. It's in your blood to quit and moan.

by Gregers Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:16 am

I would want in again

by Guest Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:17 am

Not at all, I won a crossword the other week, that was pretty tough!

by Marky Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:17 am

I'd be in, although somewhat reluctantly Wink

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:18 am

Soddy wrote:If we re-booted, who would theoretically want a team?

I would, Thats what im waiting for. Dont want any of th current teams. Nice fresh start please.

by sodhat Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:22 am

Ok, I'm starting a new thread, so please put your interest on their so I can keep a track of it.

It's not a definite re-boot either. It's just we're down to 8 managers at the moment, and that includes CF, so it's more like 7 and a 1/4.

by Marky Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:24 am

I notice we still have a full line-up of Premier League managers, so any reboot would have to be at the end of the season for me. Either that or we cut the fixture list in half to get it finished as we're not yet halfway through so wouldn't make much difference, and whoever's top wins the league.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:30 am

Soddy wrote:that includes CF, so it's more like 7 and a 1/4.

Whats the 1/4 that CF bring to the table?

by **Afro** Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:34 am

Azzy Mahmood wrote:I would theoretically want a team. But that's all it is, a theory. There are too many problems with the current rules for me to want back in.

Thats the biggest problem with these games. People who take it too seriously and can't accept the fact that people are using up a lot of time to run it and perhaps there moaning is not welcome. They get on a high horse about the rules rather than just accepting that it is always going to have gaps and just getting on with it.

As long as there are people around who think it's a good thing to pick holes all the time, I will be sitting out. No theories, no trying to make a point or sway anything. I am just not taking part.

by Guest Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:38 am

7 and 1/4

And I agree Afro, those people are a real pain in the proverbial.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:39 am

Well Afros out.

by sodhat Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:49 am

Some people can start an argument in an empty room, that's just the way it is.

The alternative is to have a smaller league of managers who aren't flight risks, or we just accept all comers.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:51 am

sodhat wrote:Some people can start an argument in an empty room, that's just the way it is.

The alternative is to have a smaller league of managers who aren't flight risks, or we just accept all comers.

The choice is up to the runners. Whos the runners btw?

by FIFA Diva Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:56 am

Nick and Azzy can't control thier emotions.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 16 Jul 2013, 9:57 am

Spoiler:

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 16 Jul 2013, 10:01 am

VivaPaulScholes wrote:Nick and Azzy can't control thier emotions.

Hey im all good. Ive had a nice break + Im not one to moan about rules & try do people over.

by Marky Tue 16 Jul 2013, 10:41 am

Olly wrote:
Spoiler:

Spoiler:

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