Wallabies show the North how it's Done

Don't like your coach? Don't whinge.
Think the non-selection of a key player is rank? Don't whinge.
Think the referee interprets the laws all wrong? Don't whinge.
Half the team injured? Don't whinge.
Miss out on a series win by a single missed kick? Don't whinge.

What does this contrast sharply with?

You.

Wales!

 

GloriousEmpire wrote:Don't like your coach? Don't whinge.
Think the non-selection of a key player is rank? Don't whinge.
Think the referee interprets the laws all wrong? Don't whinge.
Half the team injured? Don't whinge.
Miss out on a series win by a single missed kick? Don't whinge.

What does this contrast sharply with?

You should read more mate.

GloriousEmpire wrote:Don't like your coach? Don't whinge.
Think the non-selection of a key player is rank? Don't whinge.
Think the referee interprets the laws all wrong? Don't whinge.
Half the team injured? Don't whinge.
Miss out on a series win by a single missed kick? Don't whinge.

What does this contrast sharply with?

Wayne Barnes, Andrew hore, forward passes, spear tackles? Don't whinge.

asoreleftshoulder wrote:You.

Hahaha. Nice touch  

You can lead a horse to water.

What if he wants whiskey?

Biltong wrote:What if he wants whiskey?

Or he's not thirsty?

Still here, still spouting Poopie, still wumming, shame.....ruining this board

GloriousEmpire wrote:Don't like your coach? Don't whinge.
Think the non-selection of a key player is rank? Don't whinge.
Think the referee interprets the laws all wrong? Don't whinge.
Half the team injured? Don't whinge.
Miss out on a series win by a single missed kick? Don't whinge.

What does this contrast sharply with?

Have you got "Irritable Bowel Syndrome" Glorious...............

Are you somehow suggesting aussie fans haven't winged about deans.....

Good god glorious humpty, do go and read a little more.

Some sad sorry bitter people knocking about. I could say something like dont like rolling mauls? Whinge until the IRB take notice and then get your chief exec to push through an insanely dangerous law change to allow weak whinging teams to collapse them.

Olympic marathon whining. Honestly they could enter for either sport.

GloriousEmpire wrote:You can lead a horse to water.

but a pencil must be lead.

 

Biltong wrote:What if he wants whiskey?

He's getting ready to cook. But if he wants whisky....

AsLongAsBut100ofUs wrote:

Biltong wrote:What if he wants whiskey?

He's getting ready to cook.  But if he wants whisky....

Then he won't be legal to go on the road until it is out of his system.

Biltong wrote:What if he wants whiskey?

Oh! He's a white horse!

AsLongAsBut100ofUs wrote:

Biltong wrote:What if he wants whiskey?

He's getting ready to cook.  But if he wants whisky....

 

did you know that if you are drunk while horse riding you can lose your drivers license!!!

I don't think the rules on crushing the vechile still apply though!

Logs in to v2

See article by GG/AWOP/Glorious

Logs out

See ya!

Effervescing Elephant wrote:Logs in to v2

See article by GG/AWOP/Glorious

Logs out

See ya!

To be fair, after ghostie's opening gambit the thread has actually gone down quite an interesting route

Yeh, Quade Cooper describing the Australian camp as 'Toxic' wasn't whinging.

Do read more GE, it would really help the quality of your posts.

bluestonevedder wrote:Yeh, Quade Cooper describing the Australian camp as 'Toxic' wasn't whinging.

Do read more GE, it would really help the quality of your posts.

Assuming he was posting for something other than the outraged reactions he enjoys so much.

He feeds we eat.

tigerleghorn wrote:

bluestonevedder wrote:Yeh, Quade Cooper describing the Australian camp as 'Toxic' wasn't whinging.

Do read more GE, it would really help the quality of your posts.

Assuming he was posting for something other than the outraged reactions he enjoys so much.

He feeds we eat.

True. You can always tell he's not serious. One controlversial topic post, and then he never returns! He just bathes in his lame, unrivalled, internet WUM glory. I mean, that's just power and respect you can't buy.

tigertattie wrote:did you know that if you are drunk while horse riding you can lose your drivers license!!!

I don't think the rules on crushing the vechile still apply though!

I'm not proud of it but for years I had no idea that drink cycling was an offence. If your horse was drunk though, would you be responsible?

Hood83 wrote:

tigertattie wrote:did you know that if you are drunk while horse riding you can lose your drivers license!!!

I don't think the rules on crushing the vechile still apply though!

I'm not proud of it but for years I had no idea that drink cycling was an offence. If your horse was drunk though, would you be responsible?

Hoody have you got a bike that drinks?

On the other question you cant be held responsible for what your horse gets up to.

aucklandlaurie wrote:

Hood83 wrote:

tigertattie wrote:did you know that if you are drunk while horse riding you can lose your drivers license!!!

I don't think the rules on crushing the vechile still apply though!

I'm not proud of it but for years I had no idea that drink cycling was an offence. If your horse was drunk though, would you be responsible?

 Hoody have you got a bike that drinks?

On the other question you cant be held responsible for what your horse gets up to.

Ha  Which one? Left, right or middle bike?   I always felt I was absolved of guilt, good to know.

Its only my legal opinion, but we probably have to run it past the Privvy Council to get it confirmed.

Hood83 wrote:

tigertattie wrote:did you know that if you are drunk while horse riding you can lose your drivers license!!!

I don't think the rules on crushing the vechile still apply though!

I'm not proud of it but for years I had no idea that drink cycling was an offence. If your horse was drunk though, would you be responsible?

Drink cycling is an offence? That's pretty much my whole summer past time. And last year I exported the offence to France to do it there. Whoops! Makes sense I suppose...

would you want to ride a drunk horse?

Lee Marvin liked to.

http://strathdee.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/65leemarvincatballou.jpg

Ive been on top of a few drunken dogs

We'll let you keep the juicy details of those encounters between yourself and the bitches, Madness.

some of you lot are just filthy!

Filthy I tells ya! 

Griff wrote:

Hood83 wrote:

tigertattie wrote:did you know that if you are drunk while horse riding you can lose your drivers license!!!

I don't think the rules on crushing the vechile still apply though!

I'm not proud of it but for years I had no idea that drink cycling was an offence. If your horse was drunk though, would you be responsible?

Drink cycling is an offence? That's pretty much my whole summer past time. And last year I exported the offence to France to do it there. Whoops! Makes sense I suppose...

Will Mark Cavendish be charged for cycling when p1ssed on French roads?

if he is p1ssed then he should be!

I'm work right now. But I'm drunk already!

I'm disappointed this thread has drifted off topic.

GloriousEmpire wrote:I'm disappointed this thread has drifted off topic.

Whinge, whinge, whinge!

GloriousEmpire wrote:I'm disappointed this thread has drifted off topic.

I thought you might be. But more importantly who here hasn't had a tipple and gone for a quick spin on the bike? I can't see why it should be illegal if you're in a field say.

GloriousEmpire wrote:I'm disappointed this thread has drifted off topic.

Unfortunately GG me old pal, the horse/alcohol combo thread that has developed is far more interesting than your initial WUM.

If your drunk and asleep on a horse and it takes you home without any guidance from the rider, are you still liable in a court of law?

Metal Tiger wrote:If your drunk and asleep on a horse and it takes you home without any guidance from the rider, are you still liable in a court of law?

I believe you can be done for drunk and disorderly (and animal cruelty, as the horse had to stay sober). I know that there area a fair few people around my parents village that have done things like that though.

Although they are special people up there, I know of a farmer who used to drive a beat up old car across his feilds to the pub (never being on public roads), have a skinful and then take the car back, via the feilds, home. And I believe that was perfectly legal too.

I think George North showed the Aussies how its done.

In particular when he showed off his nice new Folau backpack. Enjoyed that.

ScarletSpiderman wrote:Although they are special people up there, I know of a farmer who used to drive a beat up old car across his feilds to the pub (never being on public roads), have a skinful and then take the car back, via the feilds, home.  And I believe that was perfectly legal too.

Ahhh... I know that one quite well. There is an access road runs through the fields at the back of my mams and ends about 2 minutes walk from the local. It's all private roads and we have right of access so it has been made use of. Very occasionally. And only in emergencies you know.

 

ScarletSpiderman wrote:

Metal Tiger wrote:If your drunk and asleep on a horse and it takes you home without any guidance from the rider, are you still liable in a court of law?

I believe you can be done for drunk and disorderly (and animal cruelty, as the horse had to stay sober).  I know that there area a fair few people around my parents village that have done things like that though.

Although they are special people up there, I know of a farmer who used to drive a beat up old car across his feilds to the pub (never being on public roads), have a skinful and then take the car back, via the feilds, home.  And I believe that was perfectly legal too.

Don't be so sure. A NZ farmer did that very same thing and ran over a prized merino ram. Ironic I know.

Said ram had a high profile lawyer and with the help of a particularly intelligent sheep dog and two dim but well intentioned merinos, they recreated the scene in court and the farmer was convicted.

GloriousEmpire wrote:Don't like your coach? Don't whinge.
Think the non-selection of a key player is rank? Don't whinge.
Think the referee interprets the laws all wrong? Don't whinge.
Half the team injured? Don't whinge.
Miss out on a series win by a single missed kick? Don't whinge.

Congrats to Oz on their moral victory.

On their day GG...