The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by **Galted** Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:17 am

Just today I jumped clothed in a pool
As my boss shouted " Don't do it you fool ! "
Landed on my head
my eye sockets bled

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:37 am

Just today I jumped clothed in a pool
As my boss shouted " Don't do it you fool ! "
Landed on my head
my eye sockets bled
It was empty - I felt like a tool.

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:42 am

by **Galted** Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:44 am

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:54 am

As i laid up in my hospital bed

by **Enforcer** Fri Jul 19, 2013 12:03 pm

As I laid up in my hospital bed
Strange thoughts ran through my head

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:05 pm

As I laid up in my hospital bed
Strange thoughts ran through my head
Of nurses in skirts

by **Enforcer** Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:09 pm

As I laid up in my hospital bed
Strange thoughts ran through my head
Of nurses in skirts
Such terrible flirts

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:13 pm

As I laid up in my hospital bed
Strange thoughts ran through my head
Of nurses in skirts
Such terrible flirts
Never doing the things that they said

by **Enforcer** Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:29 pm

So I lay there feeling frustrated

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:32 pm

So I lay there feeling frustrated
As the Doctor had left me castrated

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:58 pm

So I lay there feeling frustrated
As the Doctor had left me castrated
With my balls in a jar

by **Enforcer** Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:20 pm

So I lay there feeling frustrated
As the Doctor had left me castrated
With my balls in a jar
I knew I'd go far

by **Galted** Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:31 pm

So I lay there feeling frustrated
As the Doctor had left me castrated
With my balls in a jar
I knew I'd go far
If I could just have the pair reinstated

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:07 pm

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:08 pm

In a flash he popped them back in

by **Galted** Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:10 pm

In a flash he popped them back in
and my John Thomas reared up with a grin

by **Enforcer** Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:15 pm

In a flash he popped them back in
and my John Thomas reared up with a grin
I sighed with relief

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:43 pm

In a flash he popped them back in
and my John Thomas reared up with a grin
I sighed with relief
And massaged my beef

by **Galted** Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:49 pm

In a flash he popped them back in
and my John Thomas reared up with a grin
I sighed with relief
And massaged my beef
til my bell-end was rubbing my chin

by Guest Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:50 pm

If you look hard enough you'll find god

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:59 pm

If you look hard enough you'll find god
Although he's not quite as powerful as a Mod

by **Enforcer** Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:01 pm

If you look hard enough you'll find god
Although he's not quite as powerful as a Mod
But an Admin you'll find

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:24 pm

If you look hard enough you'll find god
Although he's not quite as powerful as a Mod
But an Admin you'll find
Has a booze-addled mind

by Guest Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:05 pm

If you look hard enough you'll find god
Although he's not quite as powerful as a Mod
But an Admin you'll find
Has a booze-addled mind
But not Crimey the miserable sod!

by **Kenny** Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:16 pm

Maybe he just needs some persuading ?

by **Galted** Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:55 pm

Maybe he just needs some persuading ?
more like he needs a grenading

by Guest Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:11 pm

Maybe he just needs some persuading ?
more like he needs a grenading
I'll semtex his ass

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:50 am

Maybe he just needs some persuading ?
more like he needs a grenading
I'll semtex his ass
If at another night out he says pass

by Guest Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:51 am

Maybe he just needs some persuading ?
more like he needs a grenading
I'll semtex his ass
If at another night out he says pass
His studio flat I'll be raiding

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:53 am

With a name like Crimey then you had better watch out

by Guest Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:55 am

With a name like Crimey then you had better watch out
I wont care when I'm filled up with stout

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:57 am

With a name like Crimey then you had better watch out
I wont care when I'm filled up with stout
Will you go undercover ?

by Guest Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:58 am

With a name like Crimey then you had better watch out
I wont care when I'm filled up with stout
Will you go undercover ?
I'll send in my brother

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:00 am

With a name like Crimey then you had better watch out
I wont care when I'm filled up with stout
Will you go undercover ?
I'll send in my brother
If he see's him just give him a clout

by Guest Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:09 pm

If they ever strip Ken of his badge

by **Galted** Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:26 pm

If they ever strip Ken of his badge
it'll give him more time to sniff vag

by Guest Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:35 pm

If they ever strip Ken of his badge
it'll give him more time to sniff vag
This is quite true

by **Galted** Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:05 pm

If they ever strip Ken of his badge
it'll give him more time to sniff vag
This is quite true
(he also sniffs glue)

by Guest Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:50 pm

If they ever strip Ken of his badge
it'll give him more time to sniff vag
This is quite true
(he also sniffs glue)
And he roasted Guy Ritchie with Madge

by **Galted** Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:28 pm

by Guest Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:43 pm

I see dead people daily, I do

by **Galted** Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:00 pm

I see dead people daily, I do
cos I work in a maneater zoo

by Guest Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:04 pm

I see dead people daily, I do
cos I work in a maneater zoo
The tickets are cheap

by JubbaIsle Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:43 pm

I see dead people daily, I do
cos I work in a maneater zoo
The tickets are cheap
and Cadavers are sweet

by Guest Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:03 pm

I see dead people daily, I do
cos I work in a maneater zoo
The tickets are cheap
and Cadavers are sweet
There's a crocodile waiting for you

by **Galted** Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:08 pm

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 23, 2013 6:30 pm

I once went to bed with a sheep

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:47 pm

I once went to bed with a sheep
Which I counted to try to get to sleep

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 23, 2013 8:24 pm

I once went to bed with a sheep
Which I counted to try to get to sleep
But I'm allergic to wool

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