The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 00:16

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 21:01

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:22

The Mountain has come to Mohammed

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:27

The Mountain has come to Mohammed
I blamed Dad but he said it's ya mam kid

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:29

The Mountain has come to Mohammed
I blamed Dad but he said it's ya mam kid
I know she's fat , but a mountain is cruel

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:30

The Mountain has come to Mohammed
I blamed Dad but he said it's ya mam kid
I know she's fat , but a mountain is cruel
Today I skipped school

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:33

The Mountain has come to Mohammed
I blamed Dad but he said it's ya mam kid
I know she's fat , but a mountain is cruel
Today I skipped school
And watched porn with my sister in the shed

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:37

Kenny, Marx and Galted on tour

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:39

Kenny, Marx and Galted on tour
With that lineup we're sure to score

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:41

Kenny, Marx and Galted on tour
With that lineup we're sure to score
Me and Liney up top

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:47

Kenny, Marx and Galted on tour
With that lineup we're sure to score
Me and Liney up top
And Enforcer will stop

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 23:55

Kenny, Marx and Galted on tour
With that lineup we're sure to score
Me and Liney up top
And Enforcer will stop
Shot from making a victim once more!

(Our very own Shot LCFC right here http://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=11653300&q=hi&newref=1 excellent tune and well worth listening to. Talented lad)

by **Galted** Sun 28 Jul 2013, 00:57

LC's quite a talented c**t

by Guest Sun 28 Jul 2013, 01:03

Galted wrote:LC's quite a talented c**t

Good lad by all accounts Galt. We've taught him well Laugh

Good luck to him.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Aug 2013, 20:03

LC's quite a talented c**t
But he's not in the league of James Hunt

by Guest Thu 01 Aug 2013, 20:36

LC's quite a talented c**t
But he's not in the league of James Hunt
Or Jabba the Hutt

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Aug 2013, 21:25

LC's quite a talented c**t
But he's not in the league of James Hunt
Or Jabba the Hutt
and his fat lardy butt

by **Galted** Thu 01 Aug 2013, 21:57

LC's quite a talented c**t
But he's not in the league of James Hunt
Or Jabba the Hutt
and his fat lardy butt
though he p1sses all over James Blunt

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Aug 2013, 22:10

About time we got this thread back on track

by **Galted** Thu 01 Aug 2013, 22:25

About time we got this thread back on track
cos, lately we've been rather slack

by **Kenny** Thu 01 Aug 2013, 22:31

About time we got this thread back on track
cos, lately we've been rather slack
The fault should be shared

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 01 Aug 2013, 22:33

About time we got this thread back on track
cos, lately we've been rather slack
The fault should be shared
And breasts should be bared

by **Kenny** Thu 01 Aug 2013, 22:36

About time we got this thread back on track
cos, lately we've been rather slack
The fault should be shared
And breasts should be bared
But just cover your hairy arse crack !

by Guest Fri 02 Aug 2013, 17:03

I've just spotted a Spaniard called Spock

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 Aug 2013, 20:37

I've just spotted a Spaniard called Spock
Who was dicking a Dane called Doc

by Guest Fri 02 Aug 2013, 20:40

I've just spotted a Spaniard called Spock
Who was dicking a Dane called Doc
In a Polish car park

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 Aug 2013, 21:09

I've just spotted a Spaniard called Spock
Who was dicking a Dane called Doc
In a Polish car park
From dawn until dark

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Aug 2013, 22:22

I've just spotted a Spaniard called Spock
Who was dicking a Dane called Doc
In a Polish car park
From dawn until dark
While being filmed by a Scotsman called Jock

by Guest Fri 02 Aug 2013, 22:31

Sir Kenny you've just hit the nail

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Aug 2013, 22:32

Sir Kenny you've just hit the nail
With that video of Spock getting tail

by Guest Fri 02 Aug 2013, 22:34

Sir Kenny you've just hit the nail
With that video of Spock getting tail
I will burn it and sell

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Aug 2013, 22:36

Sir Kenny you've just hit the nail
With that video of Spock getting tail
I will burn it and sell
Like a cheap kiss and tell

by Guest Fri 02 Aug 2013, 22:38

Sir Kenny you've just hit the nail
With that video of Spock getting tail
I will burn it and sell
Like a cheap kiss and tell
Order yours now, we'll post it by mail

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 02 Aug 2013, 23:07

Just make sure that you send it first class

by Guest Fri 02 Aug 2013, 23:09

Just make sure that you send it first class
With a picture of Geoffrey Hurst's arse

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 03 Aug 2013, 16:35

Just make sure that you send it first class
With a picture of Geoffrey Hurst's arse
They'll think it's all over

by Guest Sat 03 Aug 2013, 17:08

Just make sure that you send it first class
With a picture of Geoffrey Hurst's arse
They'll think it's all over
It is now my clover

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 03 Aug 2013, 19:00

Just make sure that you send it first class
With a picture of Geoffrey Hurst's arse
They'll think it's all over
It is now my clover
So let's put an end to this farce

by Guest Sat 03 Aug 2013, 19:05

There's an alien roaming my house

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 04 Aug 2013, 17:33

There's an alien roaming my house
Eating my food and drinking my Famous Grouse

by **Kenny** Mon 05 Aug 2013, 23:17

There's an alien roaming my house
Eating my food and drinking my Famous Grouse
It's green and it's drunk

by two_tone Tue 06 Aug 2013, 17:51

There's an alien roaming my house
Eating my food and drinking my Famous Grouse
It's green and it's drunk
But a bit of a hunk

by **Galted** Tue 06 Aug 2013, 19:15

There's an alien roaming my house
Eating my food and drinking my Famous Grouse
It's green and it's drunk
But a bit of a hunk
thank f*** it's not speaking Scouse

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 09 Aug 2013, 12:08

I'm confused about something called fracking

by Guest Fri 09 Aug 2013, 16:47

I'm confused about something called fracking
I'm confused cos my lover is packing

by **Galted** Fri 09 Aug 2013, 19:17

I'm confused about something called fracking
I'm confused cos my lover is packing
I struggle with reading

by Guest Fri 09 Aug 2013, 19:20

I'm confused about something called fracking
I'm confused cos my lover is packing
I struggle with reading
I hate my arse bleeding

by **Galted** Fri 09 Aug 2013, 21:17

I'm confused about something called fracking
I'm confused cos my lover is packing
I struggle with reading
I hate my arse bleeding
and I crack when slack yaks are attacking

by Guest Fri 09 Aug 2013, 21:21

I was nice to a woman just once

by littleswannygirl Fri 09 Aug 2013, 21:26

I was nice to a woman just once
Think I'll wait for Galted's response

by Guest Fri 09 Aug 2013, 21:28

I was nice to a woman just once
Think I'll wait for Galted's response
It'll surely be crude?

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