The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by littleswannygirl Fri 09 Aug 2013, 9:45 pm

I was nice to a woman just once
Think I'll wait for Galted's response
It'll surely be crude?
Isn't he known for being rude?

by Guest Fri 09 Aug 2013, 9:47 pm

I was nice to a woman just once
Think I'll wait for Galted's response
It'll surely be crude?
Isn't he known for being rude?
He once called two samaritans c**nts!

by **Galted** Fri 09 Aug 2013, 10:14 pm

you two have made my cheeks go all red

by littleswannygirl Fri 09 Aug 2013, 10:26 pm

you two have made my cheeks go all red.
Why? Was it something we said?

by Guest Fri 09 Aug 2013, 10:31 pm

you two have made my cheeks go all red.
Why? Was it something we said?
Or something we did?

by **Galted** Fri 09 Aug 2013, 10:44 pm

you two have made my cheeks go all red.
Why? Was it something we said?
Or something we did?
to a vibrating squid

by Guest Fri 09 Aug 2013, 10:53 pm

you two have made my cheeks go all red.
Why? Was it something we said?
Or something we did?
to a vibrating squid
I've got a whole Gigabyte in my shed

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Aug 2013, 4:01 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Aug 2013, 4:02 pm

Is £6 quid just a poorly fish really ?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 11 Aug 2013, 5:34 pm

Is £6 quid just a poorly fish really ?
An old joke. Laugh? I did, nearly

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Aug 2013, 3:11 pm

Is £6 quid just a poorly fish really ?
An old joke. Laugh? I did, nearly
But the kids they still love it

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 13 Aug 2013, 3:22 pm

Is £6 quid just a poorly fish really ?
An old joke. Laugh? I did, nearly
But the kids they still love it
As for me, you can shove it

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Aug 2013, 3:31 pm

Is £6 quid just a poorly fish really ?
An old joke. Laugh? I did, nearly
But the kids they still love it
As for me, you can shove it
Ok i will stick to the day job clearly

by **Galted** Tue 13 Aug 2013, 7:41 pm

by Guest Thu 15 Aug 2013, 4:30 pm

We're stagnating, lets get this on track

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Aug 2013, 5:08 pm

We're stagnating, lets get this on track
As I said to my wife as she lay on her back

by Guest Thu 15 Aug 2013, 5:12 pm

We're stagnating, lets get this on track
As I said to my wife as she lay on her back
As I started to pump

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Aug 2013, 5:39 pm

We're stagnating, lets get this on track
As I said to my wife as she lay on her back
As I started to pump
I felt a strange lump

by Guest Thu 15 Aug 2013, 5:43 pm

We're stagnating, lets get this on track
As I said to my wife as she lay on her back
As I started to pump
I felt a strange lump
T'was a refugee fresh from Iraq

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:35 pm

I once saw a show with a Freek in

by Guest Thu 15 Aug 2013, 9:38 pm

I once saw a show with a Freek in
Did you pay or just cheekily sneak in?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:24 pm

I once saw a show with a Freek in
Did you pay or just cheekily sneak in?
I snuck in the rear

by Guest Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:26 pm

I once saw a show with a Freek in
Did you pay or just cheekily sneak in?
I snuck in the rear
Well I'm glad that you're here

by **Galted** Fri 16 Aug 2013, 7:09 am

I once saw a show with a Freek in
Did you pay or just cheekily sneak in?
I snuck in the rear
Well I'm glad that you're here
so glad that my willy's a-leakin'

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:18 pm

I wish I had seen this thread before

by Guest Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:23 pm

I wish I had seen this thread before
Welcome Tino, please give us some more

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:26 pm

I wish I had seen this thread before
Welcome Tino, please give us some more
Shall I rise to the bait?

by Guest Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:28 pm

I wish I had seen this thread before
Welcome Tino, please give us some more
Shall I rise to the bait?
Drop some bombs, I cant wait

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:29 pm

I wish I had seen this thread before
Welcome Tino, please give us some more
Shall I rise to the bait?
Drop some bombs, I cant wait
Does the swear filter let us type wh0re?

by Guest Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:35 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:36 pm

FreekShow is being too kind

by Guest Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:37 pm

FreekShow is being too kind
Being nice is just how I unwind

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:38 pm

FreekShow is being too kind
Being nice is just how I unwind
I heard you drown kittens?

by Guest Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:39 pm

FreekShow is being too kind
Being nice is just how I unwind
I heard you drown kittens?
Tell me where that was written

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:43 pm

FreekShow is being too kind
Being nice is just how I unwind
I heard you drown kittens?
Tell me where that was written
I can't pal, are you out of your mind?

by Guest Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:45 pm

You're a natural, I'm Feeling' yo sh!t

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:49 pm

You're a natural, I'm Feeling' yo sh!t
I also look a lot like Brad Pitt

by Guest Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:53 pm

You're a natural, I'm Feeling' yo sh!t
I also look a lot like Brad Pitt
I'm a ringer for Sloth

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:57 pm

You're a natural, I'm Feeling' yo sh!t
I also look a lot like Brad Pitt
I'm a ringer for Sloth
Hope you're not touching cloth?

by Guest Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:02 pm

You're a natural, I'm Feeling' yo sh!t
I also look a lot like Brad Pitt
I'm a ringer for Sloth
Hope you're not touching cloth?
Made a rocky one, fancy a bit?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:12 pm

You're sick a sick man. That much is true.

by **Galted** Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:25 pm

You're sick a sick man. That much is true
I'm above all these rhymes about poo

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:29 pm

You're sick a sick man. That much is true
I'm above all these rhymes about poo
Does Wingrove care for scat?

by **Galted** Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:31 pm

You're sick a sick man. That much is true
I'm above all these rhymes about poo
Does Wingrove care for scat?
as long as they splat

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:39 pm

You're sick a sick man. That much is true
I'm above all these rhymes about poo
Does Wingrove care for scat?
as long as they splat
I heard he violated Iron Mike with a cue.

by **Galted** Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:42 pm

Tino's commandeering our thread

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:45 pm

Tino's commandeering our thread
I came on here filled with dread

by Guest Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:51 pm

Tino's commandeering our thread
I came on here filled with dread
But you've slotted in well

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:58 pm

Tino's commandeering our thread
I came on here filled with dread
But you've slotted in well
That's what my wife said. How swell.

by Guest Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:59 pm

Tino's commandeering our thread
I came on here filled with dread
But you've slotted in well
That's what my wife said. How swell.
You should force her to give you some head!

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