The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:01 pm

You git, I just spat my coffee.

by Guest Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:13 pm

You git, I just spat my coffee.
I've just covered my fat arse in toffee

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:16 pm

You git, I just spat my coffee.
I've just covered my fat arse in toffee
It must be sticky to sit down?

by Guest Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:19 pm

You git, I just spat my coffee.
I've just covered my fat arse in toffee
It must be sticky to sit down?
Nah, I'm walking through town

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:26 pm

You git, I just spat my coffee.
I've just covered my fat arse in toffee
It must be sticky to sit down?
Nah, I'm walking through town
You must smell a bit like Gaddafi

(sorry folks)

by Guest Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:29 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:54 pm

The time has arrived to make a new start

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:55 pm

The time has arrived to make a new start
Come on Kenny, have a heart

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:58 pm

The time has arrived to make a new start
Come on Kenny, have a heart
But that would be weak !

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:01 pm

The time has arrived to make a new start
Come on Kenny, have a heart
But that would be weak !
That's ok, you're a Sikh

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:04 pm

The time has arrived to make a new start
Come on Kenny, have a heart
But that would be weak !
That's ok, you're a Sikh
Not really i'm just playing a part

by Guest Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:10 pm

I dispensed of the body real quick

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:11 pm

I dispensed of the body real quick
I always thought the guy was a d!ck

by Guest Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:12 pm

I dispensed of the body real quick
I always thought the guy was a d!ck
That's the end of my dad

by **Galted** Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:17 pm

I dispensed of the body real quick
I always thought the guy was a d!ck
That's the end of my dad
he's the best one I've had

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:18 pm

I dispensed of the body real quick
I always thought the guy was a d!ck
That's the end of my dad
he's the best one I've had
Galted, you really are sick.

by Guest Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:36 pm

Galted is missing a screw

by **Galted** Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:41 pm

Galted is missing a screw
that's why his balls are glowing bright blue

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:42 pm

Galted is missing a screw
that's why his balls are glowing bright blue
He is really quite strange

by Guest Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:43 pm

Galted is missing a screw
that's why his balls are glowing bright blue
He is really quite strange
It's too late for a change

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:44 pm

Galted is missing a screw
that's why his balls are glowing bright blue
He is really quite strange
It's too late for a change
Did you see him eat his own poo?

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:45 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:45 pm

They say you can drink your own wee

by Guest Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:47 pm

They say you can drink your own wee
Didn't do any harm to me

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:49 pm

They say you can drink your own wee
Didn't do any harm to me
You sure, pal? You are a bit odd

by Guest Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:50 pm

They say you can drink your own wee
Didn't do any harm to me
You sure, pal? You are a bit odd
I have my own god

by **Galted** Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:53 pm

They say you can drink your own wee
Didn't do any harm to me
You sure, pal? You are a bit odd
I have own god
He's a p1ss-reeking dwarf amputee

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:54 pm

I once slept with Kate Middleton

by **Galted** Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:55 pm

I once slept with Kate Middleton
and busted a load on her chin

by Guest Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:56 pm

I once slept with Kate Middleton
and busted a load on her chin
Then I gave her a roast

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:57 pm

I once slept with Kate Middleton
and busted a load on her chin
Then I gave her a roast
I'm not one to boast

by Guest Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:59 pm

I once slept with Kate Middleton
and busted a load on her chin
Then I gave her a roast
I'm not one to boast
But I drowned both her corgis in gin

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:06 pm

Well i once had that ginger Muppet Harry

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:11 pm

Well i once had that ginger Muppet Harry
He once shagged my mate Barry

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:12 pm

Well i once had that ginger Muppet Harry
He once shagged my mate Barry
He likes it hard and fast

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:13 pm

Well i once had that ginger Muppet Harry
He once shagged my mate Barry
He likes it hard and fast
But he always comes last

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:24 pm

Well i once had that ginger Muppet Harry
He once shagged my mate Barry
He likes it hard and fast
But he always comes last
While he clutches a photo of JR's Larry

by Guest Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:12 pm

Kenny was stuck in his box

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:53 am

Kenny was stuck in his box
Hiding from a rather mad fox

by Guest Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:59 am

Kenny was stuck in his box
Hiding from a rather mad fox
Who was driving a bus

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:00 am

Kenny was stuck in his box
Hiding from a rather mad fox
Who was driving a bus
Towing a container full of pus

by **Galted** Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:04 am

Kenny was stuck in his box
Hiding from a rather mad fox
Who was driving a bus
Towing a container full of pus
and a wagon of circumcised c0cks

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:05 am

I once dated a girl called Sue

by **Galted** Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:09 am

I once dated a girl called Sue
whose breath made it hard not to spew

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:10 am

I once dated a girl called Sue
whose breath made it hard not to spew
So you knew her as well?

by **Galted** Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:13 am

I once dated a girl called Sue
whose breath made it hard not to spew
So you knew her as well?
I just remember the smell

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:14 am

I once dated a girl called Sue
whose breath made it hard not to spew
So you knew her as well?
I just remember the smell
Although she did nosh me off at the zoo.

by **Galted** Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:16 am

this next rhyme should cause much affront

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:17 am

this next rhyme should cause much affront
I hope it won't be too blunt

by Guest Fri Aug 23, 2013 11:18 am

this next rhyme should cause much affront
I hope it won't be too blunt
It's just bound to end sick

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