The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Kenny]

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

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this next rhyme should cause much affront
I hope it won't be too blunt
It's just bound to end sick
I've got the wrong end of the stick

[Guest]

this next rhyme should cause much affront
I hope it won't be too blunt
It's just bound to end sick
I've got the wrong end of the stick
I've just dipped mine in one dirty c**t

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That poem was set up for that word

[Galted]

That poem was set up for that word
now this one is set up for "turd"

[Guest]

That poem was set up for that word
now this one is set up for "turd"
Boys haven't you heard

[Galted]

That poem was set up for that word
now this one is set up for "turd"
Boys haven't you heard
Freek's f*****d up the third

[Guest]

That poem was set up for that word
now this one is set up for "turd"
Boys haven't you heard
Freek's f*****d up the third
He's a sucker for spunked lemon kurd

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You chaps are very quick witted

[Galted]

You chaps are very quick witted
that's why we're always getting acquitted

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You chaps are very quick witted
that's why we're always getting acquitted
Even though she said no?

[Galted]

You chaps are very quick witted
that's why we're always getting acquitted
Even though she said no?
well she owed me that blow

[Guest]

You chaps are very quick witted
that's why we're always getting acquitted
Even though she said no?
well she owed me that blow
My Winkle was perfectly fitted

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You chaps are very quick witted
that's why we're always getting acquitted
Even though she said no?
well she owed me that blow
That was my sister, Galted. You sh*thead

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FreekShow, you're too quick for this

[Guest]

FreekShow, you're too quick for this
It's the caffeine, it flows like my p!ss

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FreekShow, you're too quick for this
It's the caffeine, it flows like my p!ss
Golden showers all round

[Guest]

FreekShow, you're too quick for this
It's the caffeine, it flows like my p!ss
Golden showers all round
And a face full of brown

[Mind the windows Tino.]

FreekShow, you're too quick for this
It's the caffeine, it flows like my p!ss
Golden showers all round
And a face full of brown
I tried that, it was a touch hit and miss

[Guest]

 

We've tried to be clean, oh we've tried

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We've tried to be clean, oh we've tried
It's not easy with you pair side by side

[Guest]

We've tried to be clean, oh we've tried
It's not easy with you pair side by side
We need medication

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We've tried to be clean, oh we've tried
It's not easy with you pair side by side
We need medication
Struggling for an erection?

[Guest]

We've tried to be clean, oh we've tried
It's not easy with you pair side by side
We need medication
Struggling for an erection?
These viagra's are hurting my pride

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[Guest]

I'm off now to spend some hard cash

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I'm off now to spend some hard cash
I'm off to the loos for a slash

[Galted]

I'm off now to spend some hard cash
I'm off to the loos for a slash
which I do sitting down

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I'm off now to spend some hard cash
I'm off to the loos for a slash
which I do sitting down
I bet that brings a frown

[Galted]

I'm off now to spend some hard cash
I'm off to the loos for a slash
which I do sitting down
I bet that brings a frown
then I'm off to the park to go'nd flash

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Did we decide if penguins have nipples?

[Galted]

Did we decide if penguins have nipples?
can we call Paralympians "cripples"?

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Did we decide if penguins have nipples?
can we call Paralympians "cripples"?
You can if you can run

[Galted]

Did we decide if penguins have nipples?
can we call Paralympians "cripples"?
You can if you can run
well then penguins have none

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Did we decide if penguins have nipples?
can we call Paralympians "cripples"?
You can if you can run
well then penguins have none
I enjoy pleasuring girls with Ripples

[Guest]

 

I'm back from my annual spend

[Galted]

I'm back from my annual spend
is it something that you'd recommend?

[Guest]

I'm back from my annual spend
is it something that you'd recommend?
It's not I'm afraid

[Galted]

I'm back from my annual spend
is it something that you'd recommend?
It's not I'm afraid
so you wish that you'd stayed?

[Guest]

I'm back from my annual spend
is it something that you'd recommend?
It's not I'm afraid
so you wish that you'd stayed?
In my missus' vaginal bend

[Kenny]

 

She has legs that can tie into knots

[Guest]

She has legs that can tie into knots
And an axe wound that's covered in spots

[Kenny]

She has legs that can tie into knots
And an axe wound that's covered in spots
There filled full of puss

[Guest]

She has legs that can tie into knots
And an axe wound that's covered in spots
There filled full of puss
And red like a (London) bus

[Kenny]

She has legs that can tie into knots
And an axe wound that's covered in spots
There filled full of puss
And red like a (London) bus
It's just like joining the dots

[Guest]

 

Does a garden gnome stray in the night?

[Kenny]

Does a garden gnome stray in the night?
Is it dazzled and drawn to the light ?

[Guest]

Does a garden gnome stray in the night?
Is it dazzled and drawn to the light ?
Does it look for a snack?

[Kenny]

Does a garden gnome stray in the night?
Is it dazzled and drawn to the light ?
Does it look for a snack?
While scratching it's sack

[Guest]

Does a garden gnome stray in the night?
Is it dazzled and drawn to the light ?
Does it look for a snack?
While scratching it's sack
My god Kenny we talk some right sh!te!

[Kenny]

 

My dear Freekshow that is certainly true

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