The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:17 pm

My dear Freekshow that is certainly true
Let me tell ya my curtains are blue

by **Galted** Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:21 pm

My dear Freekshow that is certainly true
Let me tell ya my curtains are blue
my bike has no wheels

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:25 pm

My dear Freekshow that is certainly true
Let me tell ya my curtains are blue
my bike has no wheels
I love Dickinson's Real Deals

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:28 pm

My dear Freekshow that is certainly true
Let me tell ya my curtains are blue
my bike has no wheels
I love Dickinson's Real Deals
I once shat in a mild vindaloo

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:29 pm

That sounds nice , i will go get my spoon

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:30 pm

That sounds nice , i will go get my spoon
I'll bring DVD's of Button Moon

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:37 pm

That sounds nice , i will go get my spoon
I'll bring DVD's of Button Moon
I loved that , but it could of been better

by **Galted** Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:47 pm

That sounds nice , i will go get my spoon
I'll bring DVD's of Button Moon
I loved that , but it could of been better
same as V for Vendetta

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:55 pm

That sounds nice , i will go get my spoon
I'll bring DVD's of Button Moon
I loved that , but it could of been better
same as V for Vendetta
they both needed a cameo from Boon

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:58 pm

Dipsy, La La and Po were in bed

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:03 pm

Dipsy, La La and Po were in bed
fighting to give Twinky Winky head

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:04 pm

Dipsy, La La and Po were in bed
fighting to give Twinky Winky head
When Zippy arrived

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:06 pm

Dipsy, La La and Po were in bed
fighting to give Twinky Winky head
When Zippy arrived
after the molesting from Bungle he'd survived

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:07 pm

Dipsy, La La and Po were in bed
fighting to give Twinky Winky head
When Zippy arrived
after the molesting from Bungle he'd survived
But George was just brutally shagged dead

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:10 pm

Geoffrey loved Rod Jane and Freddie

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:18 pm

Geoffrey loved Rod Jane and Freddie
I loved Thundercats, Alf and Rocksteady

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:24 pm

Geoffrey loved Rod Jane and Freddie
I loved Thundercats, Alf and Rocksteady
The Fonz - he was cool

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:30 pm

Geoffrey loved Rod Jane and Freddie
I loved Thundercats, Alf and Rocksteady
The Fonz - he was cool
I loved Screech when at school

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:34 pm

Geoffrey loved Rod Jane and Freddie
I loved Thundercats, Alf and Rocksteady
The Fonz - he was cool
I loved Screech when at school
And I wanted to sh@g Helen Reddy

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:36 pm

Does a real man use an umbrella?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:39 pm

Does a real man use an umbrella?
I do, and I'm a real fella

by **Galted** Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:43 pm

Does a real man use an umbrella?
I do, and I'm a real fella
I refuse to go out

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:47 pm

Does a real man use an umbrella?
I do, and I'm a real fella
I refuse to go out
I just grin it and pout

by **Galted** Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:50 pm

Does a real man use an umbrella?
I do, and I'm a real fella
I refuse to go out
I just grin it and pout
and I lock up the kids in the cellar

by Guest Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:51 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:54 pm

Has anyone here worn a mankini?

by Guest Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:57 pm

Has anyone here worn a mankini?
I have not but I've drunk a Lambrini

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:04 pm

Has anyone here worn a mankini?
I have not but I've drunk a Lambrini
The two don't equate

by Guest Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:06 pm

Has anyone here worn a mankini?
I have not but I've drunk a Lambrini
The two don't equate
Excuse me but it's late

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:07 pm

Has anyone here worn a mankini?
I have not but I've drunk a Lambrini
The two don't equate
Excuse me but it's late
But not too late to boff Gabby Sabatini

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:34 am

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:35 am

With a swirl of her dress she was here

by **Galted** Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:45 am

With a swirl of her dress she was here
which was frustrating as I'd just become queer

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:47 am

With a swirl of her dress she was here
which was frustrating as I'd just become queer
she showed me her vajazzle

by **Galted** Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:56 am

With a swirl of her dress she was here
which was frustrating as I'd just become queer
she showed me her vajazzle
but my knob would not unravel

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:59 am

With a swirl of her dress she was here
which was frustrating as I'd just become queer
she showed me her vajazzle
but my knob would not unravel
but with a viagra i was soon back in gear

by **Galted** Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:14 am

I humped till the jazzles were soaked

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:42 am

I humped till the jazzles were soaked
"Wow, you're so good" she joked

by **Galted** Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:26 pm

I humped till the jazzles were soaked
"Wow, you're so good" she joked
then her flaps roared like thunder

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:19 pm

I humped till the jazzles were soaked
"Wow, you're so good" she joked
then her flaps roared like thunder
And ripped me asunder

by **Galted** Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:40 pm

I humped till the jazzles were soaked
"Wow, you're so good" she joked
then her flaps roared like thunder
And ripped me asunder
my eyeballs blew up as I croaked

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:18 pm

"Alas, Galted is dead" we all said

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:46 pm

"Alas, Galted is dead" we all said
As the rhino was sat on his head

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:55 pm

"Alas, Galted is dead" we all said
As the rhino was sat on his head
It gave him the horn

by **Galted** Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:56 pm

"Alas, Galted is dead" we all said
As the rhino was sat on his head
It gave him the horn
but he came back reborn!!!

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:59 pm

"Alas, Galted is dead" we all said
As the rhino was sat on his head
It gave him the horn
but he came back reborn!!!
As a rug munching lesbian called Fred

by **Galted** Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:02 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:09 pm

It's a pain when you get hair in your teeth

by **Galted** Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:12 pm

It's a pain when you get hair in your teeth
I don't mind if it's from Yasmine Bleeth

by **Kenny** Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:19 pm

It's a pain when you get hair in your teeth
I don't mind if it's from Yasmine Bleeth
I agree she tastes sweet

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