The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 3:21 pm

It's a pain when you get hair in your teeth
I don't mind if it's from Yasmine Bleeth
I agree she tastes sweet
(Although not so her feet)

by **Kenny** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 3:26 pm

It's a pain when you get hair in your teeth
I don't mind if it's from Yasmine Bleeth
I agree she tastes sweet
(Although not so her feet)
which smell like the corpse of that aussie Heath

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 3:56 pm

I didn't know that Ted Heath was Australian

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 5:17 pm

I didn't know that Ted Heath was Australian
Or that Heath Ledger was really an Alien

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 5:26 pm

I didn't know that Ted Heath was Australian
Or that Heath Ledger was really an Alien
What about Hampstead Heath?

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 5:42 pm

I didn't know that Ted Heath was Australian
Or that Heath Ledger was really an Alien
What about Hampstead Heath?
On top of the hill or the ponds beneath?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 5:50 pm

I didn't know that Ted Heath was Australian
Or that Heath Ledger was really an Alien
What about Hampstead Heath?
On top of the hill or the ponds beneath?
Anywhere the activity is mammalian

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 5:51 pm

The angry white-bearded guy started to speak

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 28 Aug 2013, 6:00 pm

The angry white-bearded guy started to speak
Turned out Rowley's voice was a bit of a squeak

by **Galted** Thu 29 Aug 2013, 1:47 pm

The angry white-bearded guy started to speak
Turned out Rowley's voice was a bit of a squeak
and his accent's confusing

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 29 Aug 2013, 3:35 pm

The angry white-bearded guy started to speak
Turned out Rowley's voice was a bit of a squeak
and his accent's confusing
And the cologne that's he's using

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 29 Aug 2013, 3:45 pm

The angry white-bearded guy started to speak
Turned out Rowley's voice was a bit of a squeak
and his accent's confusing
And the cologne that's he's using
But he does give his nipples a tweak

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:31 am

The sound that was made was quite scary

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:37 am

The sound that was made was quite scary
The last minge I saw was quite hairy

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:42 am

The sound that was made was quite scary
The last minge I saw was quite hairy
and all covered in scars

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:43 am

The sound that was made was quite scary
The last minge I saw was quite hairy
and all covered in scars
Cos she'd shagged Bruno Mars

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:45 am

The sound that was made was quite scary
The last minge I saw was quite hairy
and all covered in scars
Cos she'd shagged Bruno Mars
while being rimmed by a drunk Jim Carey

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:46 am

I think we should be proud of that rhyme

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:48 am

I think we should be proud of that rhyme
It was done in no matter of time

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:49 am

I think we should be proud of that rhyme
It was done in no matter of time
It was topical and witty

by **Kenny** Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:51 am

I think we should be proud of that rhyme
It was done in no matter of time
It was topical and witty
The subject was gritty

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:52 am

I think we should be proud of that rhyme
It was done in no matter of time
It was topical and witty
The subject was gritty
Is bestiality still a crime?

by Guest Fri 30 Aug 2013, 4:54 pm

A disgusting and rather foul ditty

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 30 Aug 2013, 5:07 pm

A disgusting and rather foul ditty
Those adjectives apply to Man City

by Guest Fri 30 Aug 2013, 5:49 pm

A disgusting and rather foul ditty
Those adjectives apply to Man City
Can't help but agree

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 30 Aug 2013, 6:19 pm

A disgusting and rather foul ditty
Those adjectives apply to Man City
Can't help but agree
Though I'm sure Francis Lee

by Guest Fri 30 Aug 2013, 6:57 pm

A disgusting and rather foul ditty
Those adjectives apply to Man City
Can't help but agree
Though I'm sure Francis Lee
Would look down on us both with great pity!

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 03 Sep 2013, 7:59 pm

I have to admit that I like Bargain Hunt

by Guest Tue 03 Sep 2013, 8:09 pm

I have to admit that I like Bargain Hunt
Car boot sales are good for a punt

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 03 Sep 2013, 8:54 pm

I have to admit that I like Bargain Hunt
Car boot sales are good for a punt
I'm a relic myself

by **Galted** Tue 03 Sep 2013, 9:25 pm

I have to admit that I like Bargain Hunt
Car boot sales are good for a punt
I'm a relic myself
like a medieval guelph

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 03 Sep 2013, 9:52 pm

I have to admit that I like Bargain Hunt
Car boot sales are good for a punt
I'm a relic myself
like a medieval Guelph
So let's leave the stage - "Exeunt!"

by **Galted** Tue 03 Sep 2013, 10:14 pm

bravo

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Sep 2013, 8:15 am

I went out last night on the lash

by **Galted** Wed 04 Sep 2013, 8:21 am

I went out last night on the lash
and swapped all my children for hash

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Sep 2013, 8:22 am

I went out last night on the lash
and swapped all my children for hash
But it was quality skunk

by **Galted** Wed 04 Sep 2013, 8:53 am

I went out last night on the lash
and swapped all my children for hash
But it was quality skunk
got me stoned while blind drunk

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 04 Sep 2013, 8:55 am

I went out last night on the lash
and swapped all my children for hash
But it was quality skunk
got me stoned while blind drunk
I can't remember if I got any gash

by **Galted** Wed 04 Sep 2013, 8:56 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:23 pm

My woman's just too hot to handle

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:24 pm

My woman's just too hot to handle
Have you tried inserting a candle?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:28 pm

My woman's just too hot to handle
Have you tried inserting a candle?
I've just dipped my wick

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:31 pm

My woman's just too hot to handle
Have you tried inserting a candle?
I've just dipped my wick
Did you burn your d!ck?

by **Galted** Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:33 pm

My woman's just too hot to handle
Have you tried inserting a candle?
I've just dipped my wick
Did you burn your d!ck?
I punish mine with my sandal

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:37 pm

My kids are obsessed with Handy Manny

by **Galted** Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:43 pm

My kids are obsessed with Handy Manny
mine buy crystal meths from their chain-smoking granny

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:45 pm

My kids are obsessed with Handy Manny
mine buy crystal meths from their chain-smoking granny
Are they breaking bad?

by **Galted** Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:47 pm

My kids are obsessed with Handy Manny
mine buy crystal meths from their chain-smoking granny
Are they breaking bad?
nope, they're Chad, Vlad and Brad

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:51 pm

My kids are obsessed with Handy Manny
mine buy crystal meths from their chain-smoking granny
Are they breaking bad?
nope, they're Chad, Vlad and Brad
I have my suspicions that Julius is a tranny

by **Galted** Thu 05 Sep 2013, 12:53 pm

I have him pegged as slightly psychotic

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