The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:57 pm

Clap clap, very good, give the man a smiley

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:59 pm

Clap clap, very good, give the man a smiley
I'd rather clap clap on that cute bum of Kylie

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:13 pm

Clap clap, very good, give the man a smiley
I'd rather clap clap on that cute bum of Kylie
A little bit of spanking

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:20 pm

Clap clap, very good, give the man a smiley
I'd rather clap clap on that cute bum of Kylie
A little bit of spanking
And naughty thoughts i've been banking

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:47 pm

Clap clap, very good, give the man a smiley
I'd rather clap clap on that cute bum of Kylie
A little bit of spanking
And naughty thoughts i've been banking
I recommend it all very highly

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:21 pm

My wife say's i have sex on the brain

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:24 pm

My wife say's I have sex on the brain
But in truth I have sex on the train

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:26 pm

My wife say's I have sex on the brain
But in truth I have sex on the train
In the toilet between stops

by **Galted** Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:28 pm

My wife say's I have sex on the brain
But in truth I have sex on the train
In the toilet between stops
wearing socks and flip-flops

by **Kenny** Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:28 pm

My wife say's I have sex on the brain
But in truth I have sex on the train
In the toilet between stops
wearing socks and flip-flops
With a bird who used to be called Wayne

by **Galted** Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:13 am

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:26 pm

Finding both bits really left me in shock

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:29 pm

Finding both bits really left me in shock
So I reached in my bag and pulled out my Glock

by **Galted** Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:34 pm

Finding both bits really left me in shock
So I reached in my bag and pulled out my Glock
I shot off the tip

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:50 pm

Finding both bits really left me in shock
So I reached in my bag and pulled out my Glock
I shot off the tip
Then loosened my grip

by **Galted** Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:01 pm

Finding both bits really left me in shock
So I reached in my bag and pulled out my Glock
I shot off the tip
Then loosened my grip
and smeared on some lube to redock

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:02 pm

At the station I found Paddington Bear

by **Galted** Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:05 pm

At the station I found Paddington Bear
and thankfully knelt down in prayer

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:25 pm

At the station I found Paddington Bear
and thankfully knelt down in prayer
He undid his duffle

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:02 pm

At the station I found Paddington Bear
and thankfully knelt down in prayer
He undid his duffle
And switched his ipod to shuffle

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:16 pm

At the station I found Paddington Bear
and thankfully knelt down in prayer
He undid his duffle
And switched his ipod to shuffle
Then that bear laid everything bare

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:21 pm

Is a bear nude if it still has it's fur ?

by Guest Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:00 pm

Is a bear nude if it still has it's fur ?
That's a hideous thought Kenny, urgh!

by **Kenny** Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:09 pm

Is a bear nude if it still has it's fur ?
That's a hideous thought Kenny, urgh!
It would be fun to try with a bic

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:43 am

Is a bear nude if it still has it's fur ?
That's a hideous thought Kenny, urgh!
It would be fun to try with a bic
But don't give it a shaving nick

by **Galted** Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:01 pm

Is a bear nude if it still has it's fur ?
That's a hideous thought Kenny, urgh!
It would be fun to try with a bic
But don't give it a shaving nick
or you'll be turned from a him to a her

by **Enforcer** Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:36 pm

Losing your bits would be hell

by **Galted** Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:13 pm

Losing your bits would be hell
& sitting to p1ss would as well

by **Enforcer** Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:37 pm

Losing your bits would be hell
& sitting to p1ss would as well
I'd miss my two nuts

by **Galted** Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:05 pm

Losing your bits would be hell
& sitting to p1ss would as well
I'd miss my two nuts
& j1zzing on sluts

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:10 pm

Losing your bits would be hell
& sitting to p1ss would as well
I'd miss my two nuts
& j1zzing on sluts
You're worried about this, I can tell.

by **Galted** Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:08 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:45 pm

You could carry your nuts in a bag

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:17 pm

You could carry your nuts in a bag
With some snuff of a nice wad of shag

by **Kenny** Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:19 pm

You could carry your nuts in a bag
With some snuff of a nice wad of shag
just don't mix them up

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:27 pm

You could carry your nuts in a bag
With some snuff and a nice wad of shag
just don't mix them up
In a beaker or cup

by **Kenny** Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:04 pm

You could carry your nuts in a bag
With some snuff and a nice wad of shag
just don't mix them up
In a beaker or cup
or confuse it with cheeky lads mag

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:11 pm

Now fill up the brown bag you slag

by **Enforcer** Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:13 pm

Now fill up the brown bag you slag
I'm leaving this bank with the swag

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:17 pm

Now fill up the brown bag you slag
I'm leaving this bank with the swag
And I'm taking your pen

by two_tone Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:53 pm

Now fill up the brown bag you slag
I'm leaving this bank with the swag
And I'm taking your pen
to share with a friend

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:54 pm

Now fill up the brown bag you slag
I'm leaving this bank with the swag
And I'm taking your pen
to share with a friend
And we'll write SMOKING KILLS on a fag

by **Kenny** Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:03 pm

Someone stop me before i melt in this sun

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:05 pm

Someone stop me before i melt in this sun
From Doing what Ken with your gun?

by **Kenny** Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:25 pm

Someone stop me before i melt in this sun
From Doing what Ken with your gun?
Holding up an ice cream truck

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:26 pm

Someone stop me before i melt in this sun
From Doing what Ken with your gun?
Holding up an ice cream truck
Like you don't give a fu*k

by **Kenny** Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:27 pm

Someone stop me before i melt in this sun
From Doing what Ken with your gun?
Holding up an ice cream truck
Like you don't give a fu*k
I don't ! I do it for fun

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:29 pm

Just today I jumped clothed in a pool

by **Kenny** Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:32 pm

Just today I jumped clothed in a pool
As my boss shouted " Don't do it you fool ! "

by Guest Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:37 pm

Just today I jumped clothed in a pool
As my boss shouted " Don't do it you fool ! "
Landed on my head

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