The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 13, 2013 3:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:56 pm

I have him pegged as slightly psychotic
His mindset is really quite sick

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:04 pm

I have him pegged as slightly psychotic
His mindset is really quite sick
Thanks guys, it's true!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:06 pm

I have him pegged as slightly psychotic
His mindset is really quite sick
Thanks guys, it's true!
Do you sit in your own poo?

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:07 pm

I have him pegged as slightly psychotic
His mindset is really quite sick
Thanks guys, it's true!
Do you sit in your own poo?
Yes, I find it quite autoerotic

by **Galted** Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:36 pm

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:07 pm

Has anyone here heard from Kenny?

by **Galted** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:11 pm

Has anyone here heard from Kenny?
he had the chop and is now known as Jenny

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:12 pm

Has anyone here heard from Kenny?
he had the chop and is now known as Jenny
With a big furry muff?

by **Galted** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:16 pm

Has anyone here heard from Kenny?
he had the chop and is now known as Jenny
With a big furry muff?
it's ginger and tough

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:17 pm

Has anyone here heard from Kenny?
he had the chop and is now known as Jenny
With a big furry muff?
it's ginger and tough
but as slippery as Miss Moneypenny's

by **Galted** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:20 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:21 pm

I heard Kenny had suffered a shunt

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:23 pm

I heard Kenny had suffered a shunt
whilst out walking his beloved runt

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:24 pm

I heard Kenny had suffered a shunt
whilst out walking his beloved runt
He didn't hold on to the lead

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:26 pm

I heard Kenny had suffered a shunt
whilst out walking his beloved runt
He didn't hold on to the lead
When the van pulled away as it pee'd

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:28 pm

I heard Kenny had suffered a shunt
whilst out walking his beloved runt
He didn't hold on to the lead
As the van pulled away as it pee'd
So Kenny called the driver a c*nt.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:28 pm

The nun was having a bad day

by **Galted** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:29 pm

The nun was having a bad day
cos she'd found out that Jesus was gay

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:31 pm

The nun was having a bad day
cos she'd found out that Jesus was gay
and that God was a frog

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:32 pm

The nun was having a bad day
cos she'd found out that Jesus was gay
and that God was a frog
So laid a quick log

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:34 pm

The nun was having a bad day
cos she'd found out that Jesus was gay
and that God was a frog
So laid a quick log
Which resembled Marisa Tomei

by **Galted** Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:45 pm

by **Kenny** Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:26 pm

When a woman farts out loud

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:26 pm

When a woman farts out loud
Should I be offended or proud?

by **Kenny** Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:27 pm

When a woman farts out loud
Should I be offended or proud?
That depends on the smell

by **Galted** Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:04 pm

When a woman farts out loud
Should I be offended or proud?
That depends on the smell
and which hole as well

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:07 pm

When a woman farts out loud
Should I be offended or proud?
That depends on the smell
and which hole as well
'Cos some things are just not allowed

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:10 am

It's one of those things that can't slide

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:47 pm

It's one of those things that can't slide
Galted's gayness is something to hide

by **Galted** Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:57 pm

It's one of those things that can't slide
Galted's gayness is something to hide
I just love being bummed

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:09 pm

It's one of those things that can't slide
Galted's gayness is something to hide
I just love being bummed
He whistled and hummed

by **Galted** Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:34 pm

It's one of those things that can't slide
Galted's gayness is something to hide
I just love being bummed
He whistled and hummed
'til my ring is all shrivelled and dried

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:44 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:06 pm

With some lube we can loosen that up

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:08 pm

With some lube we can loosen that up
I'd rather drink from the furry cup

by **Galted** Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:13 pm

With some lube we can loosen that up
I'd rather drink from the furry cup
my arse is quite hairy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:14 pm

With some lube we can loosen that up
I'd rather drink from the furry cup
my arse is quite hairy
Kenny is quite the fairy

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:18 pm

With some lube we can loosen that up
I'd rather drink from the furry cup
my arse is quite hairy
Kenny is quite the fairy
Thats right i cry at the Andrex Pup

by **Galted** Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:19 pm

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:45 pm

I've decided that dogging's not for me

by **Galted** Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:47 pm

I've decided that dogging's not for me
I prefer drowning kittens in wee

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:48 pm

I've decided that dogging's not for me
I prefer drowning kittens in wee
The uric acid will stain

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:49 pm

I've decided that dogging's not for me
I prefer drowning kittens in wee
The uric acid will stain
And you need a good drain

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:53 pm

I've decided that dogging's not for me
I prefer drowning kittens in wee
The uric acid will stain
And you need a good drain
You could stuff it's bumhole with ghee?

by **Galted** Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:54 pm

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:56 pm

The crime he committed was heinous

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:59 pm

The crime he committed was heinous
On species that were heterogenous

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:00 pm

The crime he committed was heinous
On species that were heterogenous
He should have known better

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:01 pm

The crime he committed was heinous
On species that were heterogenous
He should have known better
Than to hump a Red Setter

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:03 pm

The crime he committed was heinous
On species that were heterogenous
He should have known better
Than to hump a Red Setter
No wonder he has a sore p*nis

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