The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul - 0:16

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by **Galted** Wed 11 Sep - 14:08

Wingrove once muffed an alsatian

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Sep - 14:09

Wingrove once muffed an Alsatian
He claimed 'twas just an aberration

by **Galted** Wed 11 Sep - 14:11

Wingrove once muffed an Alsatian
He claimed 'twas just an aberration
then he hog-tied his mum

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Sep - 14:13

Wingrove once muffed an Alsatian
He claimed 'twas just an aberration
then he hog-tied his mum
And nibbled her plum

by **Galted** Wed 11 Sep - 14:13

Wingrove once muffed an Alsatian
He claimed 'twas just an aberration
then he hog-tied his mum
And nibbled her plum
next month he'll be out on probation

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Sep - 14:16

A centipede once crept in my bed

by **Galted** Wed 11 Sep - 14:20

A centipede once crept in my bed
while I was giving a solifuge head

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Sep - 14:23

A centipede once crept in my bed
while I was giving a solifuge head
But they ejaculate acid?

by **Galted** Wed 11 Sep - 14:28

A centipede once crept in my bed
while I was giving a solifuge head
But they ejaculate acid?
and are instantly flaccid

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Sep - 14:31

A centipede once crept in my bed
while I was giving a solifuge head
But they ejaculate acid?
and are instantly flaccid
You shouldn't be so easily led.

by **Galted** Wed 11 Sep - 14:33

that last one was f****** surreal

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Sep - 14:39

That last one was f****** surreal
I once went clubbing with Seal

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Sep - 14:40

That last one was f****** surreal
I once went clubbing with Seal
He's into self-harming?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Sep - 14:43

That last one was f****** surreal
I once went clubbing with Seal
He's into self-harming?
But ever so charming

by **Galted** Wed 11 Sep - 14:47

That last one was f****** surreal
I once went clubbing with Seal
He's into self-harming?
But ever so charming
though he can't match my own sex appeal

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Sep - 14:48

There is nothing as low as self-praise

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Sep - 14:49

There is nothing as low as self-praise
Or as low as my wife's t1ts these days

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 11 Sep - 14:51

There is nothing as low as self-praise
Or as low as my wife's t1ts these days
Do they hang by her knees?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Sep - 14:53

There is nothing as low as self-praise
Or as low as my wife's t1ts these days
Do they hang by her knees?
Yes, and worse by degrees

by **Galted** Wed 11 Sep - 14:55

There is nothing as low as self-praise
Or as low as my wife's t1ts these days
Do they hang by her knees?
Yes, and worse by degrees
and her nipples point different ways

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Sep - 15:59

by **Kenny** Wed 11 Sep - 17:09

The moon gives off a heavenly glow

by Guest Wed 11 Sep - 17:19

The moon gives off a heavenly glow
And the dwarves follow seven in tow

by **Galted** Wed 11 Sep - 18:50

The moon gives off a heavenly glow
And the dwarves follow seven in tow
Cinderella's a lady of loose morals

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Sep - 19:17

The moon gives off a heavenly glow
And the dwarves follow seven in tow
Cinderella's a lady of loose morals
And Hardy's are worse than Laurel's

by **Galted** Wed 11 Sep - 19:35

The moon gives off a heavenly glow
And the dwarves follow seven in tow
Cinderella's a lady of loose morals
And Hardy's are worse than Laurel's
While Curly hates Larry and Moe

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 11 Sep - 19:47

by **Kenny** Thu 12 Sep - 12:10

Little Charlie walked with a stick

by **Galted** Thu 12 Sep - 12:19

Little Charlie walked with a stick
it was good for assaults and the odd magic trick

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Sep - 12:44

Little Charlie walked with a stick
it was good for assaults and the odd magic trick
His sister was a slut

by MIG Thu 12 Sep - 12:55

Little Charlie walked with a stick
it was good for assaults and the odd magic trick
His sister was a slut
Who liked Charlie's stick in her butt

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Sep - 12:56

Little Charlie walked with a stick
it was good for assaults and the odd magic trick
His sister was a slut
Who liked Charlie's stick in her butt
Better that than her brothers big d!ck

by Guest Thu 12 Sep - 17:08

Tino is going all Galt

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Sep - 18:13

Tino is going all Galt
Quicker than Usain Bolt

by **Galted** Thu 12 Sep - 18:39

Tino is going all Galt
Quicker than Usain Bolt
and sexier than Seal

by TRUSSMAN66 Thu 12 Sep - 19:30

Tino is going all Galt
Quicker than Usain Bolt
and sexier than seal
But lacks true American Zeal

by **Galted** Thu 12 Sep - 19:54

Tino is going all Galt
Quicker than Usain Bolt
and sexier than seal
But lacks true American Zeal
though is ingenious to a fault

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Sep - 21:21

Any port in a storm will do

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Sep - 22:08

Any port in a storm will do
But don't mix port with Irn Bru

by littleswannygirl Thu 12 Sep - 22:13

Any port in a storm will do
But don't mix port with Irn Bru
The effects are horrific

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Sep - 22:16

Any port in a storm will do
But don't mix port with Irn Bru
The effects are horrific
And quite soporific

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 12 Sep - 22:33

Any port in a storm will do
But don't mix port with Irn Bru
The effects are horrific
And quite soporific
It gives a lovely sheen to ones poo

by littleswannygirl Thu 12 Sep - 22:34

Any port in a storm will do
But don't mix port with Irn Bru
The effects are horrific
And quite soporific
You'll awake with a need for the loo!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 12 Sep - 23:03

by Guest Thu 12 Sep - 23:04

These Limericks give me a smile

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep - 8:05

These Limericks give me a smile
I haven't done any work in a while

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep - 8:10

These Limericks give me a smile
I haven't done any work in a while
I w@nk at my desk

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep - 8:12

These Limericks give me a smile
I haven't done any work in a while
I w@nk at my desk
Over pictures of Cesc?

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep - 8:24

These Limericks give me a smile
I haven't done any work in a while
I w@nk at my desk
Over pictures of Cesc?
and sketches of Jeremy Kyle

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep - 8:26

Galted, that is one crazy stunt

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