The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:38 am

Galted, that is one crazy stunt
I'm also partial to Jeremy Hunt

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:43 am

Galted, that is one crazy stunt
I'm also partial to Jeremy Hunt
He never calls me back

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:58 am

Galted, that is one crazy stunt
I'm also partial to Jeremy Hunt
He never calls me back
cos he smokes too much crack

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep 2013, 8:59 am

Galted, that is one crazy stunt
I'm also partial to Jeremy Hunt
He never calls me back
cos he smokes too much crack
I probably shouldn't have called him a c*nt.

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:01 am

Nobody could argue with that

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:03 am

Nobody could argue with that
Not even the craziest cat

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:18 am

Nobody could argue with that
Not even the craziest cat
except for Lumbering Jack

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:19 am

Nobody could argue with that
Not even the craziest cat
except for Lumbering Jack
He is strung out on smack

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:22 am

Nobody could argue with that
Not even the craziest cat
except for Lumbering Jack
He is strung out on smack
which Northerners deep-fry in fat

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:27 am

Ease up on the Northern stick

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:36 am

Ease up on the Northern stick
fine then I'll make fun of the sick

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:50 am

Ease up on the Northern stick
fine then I'll make fun of the sick
I assume you mean Rowley?

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:51 am

Ease up on the Northern stick
fine then I'll make fun of the sick
I assume you mean Rowley?
aye, there's nowt what's as lowly

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:53 am

Ease up on the Northern stick
fine then I'll make fun of the sick
I assume you mean Rowley?
aye, there's nowt what's as lowly
There isn't a window that he won't lick

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:54 am

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:07 am

His tongue made streaks on the glass

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:14 am

His tongue made streaks on the glass
Kenny's back to add a touch of class

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:17 am

His tongue made streaks on the glass
Kenny's back to add a touch of class
I'm not sure of that ?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:18 am

His tongue made streaks on the glass
Kenny's back to add a touch of class
I'm not sure of that ?
But you're one cool cat

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:20 am

His tongue made streaks on the glass
Kenny's back to add a touch of class
I'm not sure of that ?
But you're one cool cat
And as smooth as Teddy Pendergrass

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:21 am

Talking of class, hello Jules

by **Kenny** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:30 am

Talking of class, hello Jules
The Mod who breaks all the rules

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:38 am

Talking of class, hello Jules
The Mod who breaks all the rules
I care not one whit

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:40 am

Talking of class, hello Jules
The Mod who breaks all the rules
I care not one whit
that means "I don't give a sh1t"

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:43 am

Talking of class, hello Jules
The Mod who breaks all the rules
I care not one whit
that means "I don't give a sh1t"
I'm too busy licking vulval vestibules

by **Galted** Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:57 am

by **Kenny** Sat 14 Sep 2013, 10:23 am

The ink hadn't dried on her skin

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Sep 2013, 12:27 pm

The ink hadn't dried on her skin
Before the regrets started to set in

by **Galted** Mon 16 Sep 2013, 1:41 pm

The ink hadn't dried on her skin
Before the regrets started to set in
who were "Kenny" and "Jules"?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Sep 2013, 1:55 pm

The ink hadn't dried on her skin
Before the regrets started to set in
who were "Kenny" and "Jules"?
Were they asses or mules?

by **Galted** Mon 16 Sep 2013, 2:06 pm

The ink hadn't dried on her skin
Before the regrets started to set in
who were "Kenny" and "Jules"?
Were they asses or mules?
or the cads who'd got her rat-arsed on gin?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 16 Sep 2013, 2:13 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:15 am

Drink can make you do silly things

by **Galted** Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:24 pm

Drink can make you do silly things
that's just one of the joys that it brings

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 17 Sep 2013, 12:25 pm

Drink can make you do silly things
that's just one of the joys that it brings
But beware, come the morning

by **Kenny** Tue 17 Sep 2013, 4:13 pm

Drink can make you do silly things
that's just one of the joys that it brings
But beware, come the morning
Take heed to my warning

by **Galted** Tue 17 Sep 2013, 6:24 pm

Drink can make you do silly things
that's just one of the joys that it brings
But beware, come the morning
Take heed to my warning
cos it'll give you a headache not wings

by littleswannygirl Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:17 am

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:19 pm

What your thinking of i think is Red Bull

by **Galted** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:49 pm

What your thinking of i think is Red Bull
they just nicked it for their ads, man, you fool

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:52 pm

What your thinking of i think is Red Bull
they just nicked it for their ads, man, you fool
Why do you think they did that ?

by **Galted** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 1:05 pm

What your thinking of i think is Red Bull
they just nicked it for their ads, man, you fool
Why do you think they did that ?
cos I'm a lie-telling prat

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 1:18 pm

What your thinking of i think is Red Bull
they just nicked it for their ads, man, you fool
Why do you think they did that ?
cos I'm a lie-telling prat
But i've told everyone ! I look like a tool !

by **Galted** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 1:33 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 1:49 pm

When everyone thinks your a tw@t

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 2:01 pm

When everyone thinks your a tw@t
They're probably right you prat

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 2:08 pm

When everyone thinks your a tw@t
They're probably right you prat
I know but it's not nice to hear

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 2:22 pm

When everyone thinks your a tw@t
They're probably right you prat
I know but it's not nice to hear
Especially when you're dressed like King Lear

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 2:32 pm

When everyone thinks your a tw@t
They're probably right you prat
I know but it's not nice to hear
Especially when you're dressed like King Lear
stuck with the 'Fool in the Storm' and all that

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 3:26 pm

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