The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by **Kenny** Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:54 pm

You see it's not culture i lack

by **Galted** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:20 am

You see it's not culture i lack
I've got class dribbling out of my crack

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:23 am

You see it's not culture i lack
I've got class dribbling out of my crack
I like Frederico Fellini

by **Galted** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:26 am

You see it's not culture i lack
I've got class dribbling out of my crack
I like Frederico Fellini
and HP sauce with linguine

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:28 am

You see it's not culture i lack
I've got class dribbling out of my crack
I like Frederico Fellini
and HP sauce with linguine
And read poems by Boris Pasternak

by **Galted** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:34 am

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:50 am

I also quite like One Direction

by **Galted** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:01 am

I also quite like One Direction
in the way I'd like a bladder infection

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:17 am

I also quite like One Direction
in the way I'd like a bladder infection
And I love JLS

by **Galted** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:27 am

I also quite like One Direction
in the way I'd like a bladder infection
And I love JLS
like I love chronic stress

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:33 am

I also quite like One Direction
in the way I'd like a bladder infection
And I love JLS
like I love chronic stress
But Lady Gaga doesn't give me an erection

by **Galted** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:44 am

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 4:44 pm

When it's so stiff that walking is hard

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 4:59 pm

When it's so stiff that walking is hard
And your usual gait is strangely marred

by **Kenny** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 5:02 pm

When it's so stiff that walking is hard
And your usual gait is strangely marred
You walk with a limp

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 5:32 pm

When it's so stiff that walking is hard
And your usual gait is strangely marred
You walk with a limp
Like a one-legged pimp

by **Galted** Thu 19 Sep 2013, 6:32 pm

When it's so stiff that walking is hard
And your usual gait is strangely marred
You walk with a limp
Like a one-legged pimp
and your trouser tent's like The Shard

by **Kenny** Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:06 am

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:13 pm

They say that the pr1ck from a needle

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:25 pm

They say that the pr1ck from a needle
Withered the hand of Jeremy Beadle

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:26 pm

They say that the pr1ck from a needle
Withered the hand of Jeremy Beadle
and ruined his sight

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:28 pm

They say that the pr1ck from a needle
Withered the hand of Jeremy Beadle
and ruined his sight
and some it might

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:30 pm

They say that the pr1ck from a needle
Withered the hand of Jeremy Beadle
and ruined his sight
and some it might
affect the gait of a boll weevil

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:44 pm

A headmaster I once met in ~~Cheadle~~ Chester

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:49 pm

A headmaster I once met in Chester
Took offence to my laugh at a jester

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 1:52 pm

A headmaster I once met in Chester
Took offence to my laugh at a jester
Forsooth, the clown

by **Pal Joey** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 2:02 pm

A headmaster I once met in Chester
Took offence to my laugh at a jester
Forsooth, the clown
Upturn'deth his frown

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 2:14 pm

A headmaster I once met in Chester
Took offence to my laugh at a jester
Forsooth, the clown
Upturn'deth his frown
And all sorrow was confin'd to the yester

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 3:33 pm

Come one come all

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Sep 2013, 3:36 pm

Come one come all
Hitler only had one ball

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 3:40 pm

Come one come all
Hitler only had one ball
Was it on the left or the right ?

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Sep 2013, 3:51 pm

Come one come all
Hitler only had one ball
Was it on the left or the right?
I looked, what a fright.

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 3:52 pm

Come one come all
Hitler only had one ball
Was it on the left or the right?
I looked, what a fright.
In the middle ? or to close to call ?

by **Galted** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 6:53 pm

that last rhyme caused me to snigger

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:31 pm

that last rhyme caused me to snigger
And my urethral reflexes to trigger

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 25 Sep 2013, 7:51 pm

that last rhyme caused me to snigger
And my urethral reflexes to trigger
I p!ssed in my pants

by **Galted** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 8:06 pm

that last rhyme caused me to snigger
And my urethral reflexes to trigger
I p!ssed in my pants
(they were leopard-skin scants)

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:16 pm

that last rhyme caused me to snigger
And my urethral reflexes to trigger
I p!ssed in my pants
(they were leopard-skin scants)
This never happens to Arnold Schwarzenegger

by **Galted** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:17 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 25 Sep 2013, 10:35 pm

All those muscles he needed to pump

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Sep 2013, 7:52 am

All those muscles he needed to pump
The guy was one huge fat lump

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:09 am

All those muscles he needed to pump
The guy was one huge fat lump
He needed a Culture Cup

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:10 am

All those muscles he needed to pump
The guy was one huge fat lump
He needed a Culture Cup
Or a nice pint to sup

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:21 am

All those muscles he needed to pump
The guy was one huge fat lump
He needed a Culture Cup
Or a nice pint to sup
So hurry up or you're going to get a thump Smile

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:28 am

It's a work in progress, old boy

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:42 am

It's a work in progress, old boy
When it appears it will bring much joy

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:45 am

It's a work in progress, old boy
When it appears it will bring much joy
Some time this morning

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Sep 2013, 8:49 am

It's a work in progress, old boy
When it appears it will bring much joy
Some time this morning
New culture is dawning

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Sep 2013, 9:00 am

It's a work in progress, old boy
When it appears it will bring much joy
Some time this morning
New culture is dawning
I'm thinking of a round on Kenneth Noye.

by **Union Cane** Thu 26 Sep 2013, 9:27 am

Kenneth Noye the road rage killer?

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