The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat Jul 13, 2013 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:28 am

Kenneth Noye the road rage killer?
Yes, bad taste or just a filler?

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:30 am

Kenneth Noye the road rage killer?
Yes, bad taste or just a filler?
The former, I think

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:31 am

Kenneth Noye the road rage killer?
Yes, bad taste or just a filler?
The former, I think
This will kick up a stink

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:32 am

Kenneth Noye the road rage killer?
Yes, bad taste or just a filler?
The former, I think
This will kick up a stink
Cut him up and he becomes Godzilla

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:35 am

A welcome addition, Mr Cane.

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:38 am

A welcome addition, Mr Cane.
A new king of limericks shall reign

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:40 am

A welcome addition, Mr Cane.
A new king of limericks shall reign
Don't get too carried away

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:42 am

A welcome addition, Mr Cane.
A new king of limericks shall reign
Don't get too carried away
Well it is my first day

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:44 am

A welcome addition, Mr Cane.
A new king of limericks shall reign
Don't get too carried away
Well it is my first day
We are in for a new world of pain.

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:45 am

I didn't realise that this thread was here

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:50 am

I didn't realise that this thread was here
We thought you kept away out of fear

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:51 am

I didn't realise that this thread was here
We thought you kept away out of fear
No, armed with my wit

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:05 am

I didn't realise that this thread was here
We thought you kept away out of fear
No, armed with my wit
Hmmm, I smell bullsh1t

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:06 am

I didn't realise that this thread was here
We thought you kept away out of fear
No, armed with my wit
Hmmm, I smell bullsh1t
No need for that you big queer

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:09 am

Are you part of the union, Cane?

by **Galted** Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:15 am

Are you part of the union, Cane?
are you a p1sshead or do you abstain?

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:18 am

Are you part of the union, Cane?
are you a p1sshead or do you abstain?
I enjoy the odd tipple

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:38 am

Are you part of the union, Cane?
are you a p1sshead or do you abstain?
I enjoy the odd tipple
And a suckle on a nipple?

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:44 am

Are you part of the union, Cane?
are you a p1sshead or do you abstain?
I enjoy the odd tipple
And a suckle on a nipple?
It's been known, although not on the train

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:47 am

Aussies are so full of themselves

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:48 am

Aussies are so full of themselves
They do a good job of stacking shelves

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:49 am

Aussies are so full of themselves
They do a good job of stacking shelves
Especially when they are empty

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:52 am

Aussies are so full of themselves
They do a good job of stacking shelves
Especially when they are empty
Yes, you preempt me

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:54 am

Aussies are so full of themselves
They do a good job of stacking shelves
Especially when they are empty
Yes, you preempt me
I'd rather be running with elves

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:57 am

I once got bitten by a redback

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:58 am

I once got bitten by a redback
On your arm or closer to your crack?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:05 pm

I once got bitten by a redback
On your arm or closer to your crack?
It itched like mad

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:08 pm

I once got bitten by a redback
On your arm or closer to your crack?
It itched like mad
I bet you were glad

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:12 pm

I once got bitten by a redback
On your arm or closer to your crack?
It itched like mad
I bet you were glad
To have it scratched by Lumbering Jack

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:57 pm

Babies can be grown in tubes

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:04 pm

Babies can be grown in tubes
Though they'll still need to drink milk from boobs

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:07 pm

Babies can be grown in tubes
Though they'll still need to drink milk from boobs
So it's more than just science

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:08 pm

Babies can be grown in tubes
Though they'll still need to drink milk from boobs
So it's more than just science
I have to check my book of compliance

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:09 pm

Babies can be grown in tubes
Though they'll still need to drink milk from boobs
So it's more than just science
I have to check my book of compliance
The normal way's better, with lubes

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:12 pm

I think I have run out of luck

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:14 pm

I think I have run out of luck
Said the postman, from under the truck

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:15 pm

I think I have run out of luck
Said the postman, from under the truck
If there's one thing I know

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:22 pm

I think I have run out of luck
Said the postman, from under the truck
If there's one thing I know
It's that menstrual flow

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:23 pm

I think I have run out of luck
Said the postman, from under the truck
If there's one thing I know
It's that menstrual flow
Can be a bugger if you're after a f*ck.

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:24 pm

A girl I once knew put down towels

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:26 pm

A girl I once knew put down towels
Did she trip over her vowels?

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:32 pm

A girl I once knew put down towels
Did she trip over her vowels?
On the bed they were spread
And they ended up red
With some brown (I had emptied my bowels)

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:33 pm

I'm sorry, I've gone a bit far

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:44 pm

I'm sorry, I've gone a bit far
Said the man who ate a guitar

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:47 pm

I'm sorry, I've gone a bit far
Said the man who ate a guitar
His plectrum got lodged

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:51 pm

I'm sorry, I've gone a bit far
Said the man who ate a guitar
His plectrum got lodged
The operation was bodged

by **Kenny** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:55 pm

I'm sorry, I've gone a bit far
Said the man who ate a guitar
His plectrum got lodged
The operation was bodged
Because the Doc spent to long at the bar

by Guest Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:40 pm

I've rose from the ashes, I'm back!

by **Union Cane** Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:41 pm

I've rose from the ashes, I'm back!
Surely that's "risen", how slack

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu Sep 26, 2013 4:45 pm

I've rose from the ashes, I'm back!
Surely that's "risen", how slack
Schooling today is poor

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