The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul - 0:16

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by Guest Thu 26 Sep - 16:48

I've rose from the ashes, I'm back!
Surely that's "risen", how slack
Schooling today is poor
And I'm drooling for more

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Sep - 16:51

I've rose from the ashes, I'm back!
Surely that's "risen", how slack
Schooling today is poor
And I'm drooling for more
I only went to school to smoke crack

by **Union Cane** Thu 26 Sep - 16:54

Have you done one of these using 'orange'?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Sep - 16:56

Have you done one of these using 'orange'?
Only whilst sucking on a lozenge

by Guest Thu 26 Sep - 16:57

Have you done one of these using 'orange'?
Only whilst sucking on a lozenge
Mr Cane has us stumped

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 26 Sep - 17:00

Have you done one of these using 'orange'?
Only whilst sucking on a lozenge
Mr Cane has us stumped
His wife just told me I'm dumped

by Guest Thu 26 Sep - 17:01

Have you done one of these using 'orange'?
Only whilst sucking on a lozenge
Mr Cane has us stumped
His wife just told me I'm dumped
Cos I puked after sniffing her minge!

by **Union Cane** Thu 26 Sep - 17:07

I'm boiling with rage, I've gone purple

by Guest Thu 26 Sep - 17:11

I'm boiling with rage, I've gone purple
Had to spit that last line like a furball

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Sep - 17:24

I'm boiling with rage, I've gone purple
Had to spit that last line like a furball
I'm trembling with fury

by Guest Thu 26 Sep - 17:27

I'm boiling with rage, I've gone purple
Had to spit that last line like a furball
I'm trembling with fury
I'm ending this story

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 26 Sep - 17:44

I'm boiling with rage, I've gone purple
Had to spit that last line like a furball
I'm trembling with fury
I'm ending this story
If an upchuck'll do, maybe a burp'll

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep - 9:12

Excellent wordplay from Marx

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep - 9:26

Excellent wordplay from Marx
he's one of the thread's brightest sparx

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Sep - 10:21

Excellent wordplay from Marx
he's one of the thread's brightest sparx
for some wit you can always rely

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep - 10:56

Excellent wordplay from Marx
he's one of the thread's brightest sparx
for some wit you can always rely
(Kenny's grasp of the anapaestic meter seems to have gone awry)

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep - 11:04

Excellent wordplay from Marx
he's one of the thread's brightest sparx
for some wit you can always rely
(Kenny's grasp of the anapaestic meter seems to have gone awry)
and my rhyming is completely fcuked up

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep - 11:05

Excellent wordplay from Marx
he's one of the thread's brightest sparx
for some wit you can always rely
(Kenny's grasp of the anapaestic meter seems to have gone awry)
True, so there's no point even rhyming this line

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep - 11:05

Trust Galted to get in there first

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep - 11:09

Trust Galted to get in there first
I'll bet when you saw that you cursed

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 11:12

Trust Galted to get in there first
I'll bet when you saw that you cursed
He had my wife before me

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep - 11:30

Trust Galted to get in there first
I'll bet when you saw that you cursed
He had my wife before me
didn't know that you saw me

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep - 11:40

Trust Galted to get in there first
I'll bet when you saw that you cursed
He had my wife before me
didn't know that you saw me
It was a threesome with Damien Hurst

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 11:56

I once danced the foxtrot with my granny

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep - 11:59

I once danced the foxtrot with my granny
as the boxsnot dripped out of her fanny

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 12:01

I once danced the foxtrot with my granny
as the boxsnot dripped out of her fanny
She stood on my foot

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep - 12:03

I once danced the foxtrot with my granny
as the boxsnot dripped out of her fanny
She stood on my foot
My toe went caput

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep - 12:07

I once danced the foxtrot with my granny
as the boxsnot dripped out of her fanny
She stood on my foot
My toe went caput
I went sprawling like Bale or Nani

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep - 12:12

The standard of prose is appalling

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep - 12:13

The standard of prose is appalling
the Union critique is quite galling

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 12:14

The standard of prose is appalling
the Union critique is quite galling
He's been like it for years

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep - 12:16

The standard of prose is appalling
the Union critique is quite galling
He's been like it for years
looking down on his peers

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep - 12:19

The standard of prose is appalling
the Union critique is quite galling
He's been like it for years
looking down on his peers
It's poetry, not prose - quit your bawling

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 12:21

Julius has just smacked Cane's backside

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep - 12:23

Julius has just smacked Cane's backside
I'd be shocked though if Cane lets it slide

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 12:25

Julius has just smacked Cane's backside
I'd be shocked though if Cane lets it slide
He normally pays for his pain

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep - 12:36

Julius has just smacked Cane's backside
I'd be shocked though if Cane lets it slide
He normally pays for his pain
Has a superior brain

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 12:38

Julius has just smacked Cane's backside
I'd be shocked though if Cane lets it slide
He normally pays for his pain
Has a superior brain
Only to a big fat gypsy bride

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep - 13:07

There was a young man from Leeds

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 13:13

There was a young man from Leeds
Who delighted in sowing his seeds

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep - 13:25

There was a young man from Leeds
Who delighted in sowing his seeds
until a lady from Wike

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 13:26

There was a young man from Leeds
Who delighted in sowing his seeds
until a lady from Wike
Was impaled on his spike

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep - 13:30

There was a young man from Leeds
Who delighted in sowing his seeds
until a lady from Wike
Was impaled on his spike
They were humping at different speeds

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 13:32

I am always searching for perfection

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep - 13:33

I am always searching for perfection
Whilst trying to ignore the infection

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 13:38

I am always searching for perfection
Whilst trying to ignore the infection
It's spread right up my leg

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep - 13:41

I am always searching for perfection
Whilst trying to ignore the infection
It's spread right up my leg
And looks like a Scotch Egg

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 13:42

I am always searching for perfection
Whilst trying to ignore the infection
It's spread right up my leg
And looks like a Scotch Egg
I'm struggling to maintain my erection

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep - 13:43

These limericks are mostly quite rude

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep - 13:46

These limericks are mostly quite rude
Well the participants are pretty crude

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