The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 1:48 pm

These limericks are mostly quite rude
Well the participants are pretty crude
I still expect more

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep 2013, 1:53 pm

These limericks are mostly quite rude
Well the participants are pretty crude
I still expect more
On 606, are you sure?

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 1:56 pm

These limericks are mostly quite rude
Well the participants are pretty crude
I still expect more
On 606, are you sure?
Such high hopes I had when I debuted

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep 2013, 1:59 pm

My hovercraft is full of eels

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 2:13 pm

My hovercraft is full of eels
You should see Martin O'Neills

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep 2013, 2:19 pm

My hovercraft is full of eels
You should see Martin O'Neills
The ex Leicester boss?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 2:20 pm

My hovercraft is full of eels
You should see Martin O'Neills
The ex Leicester boss?
Leicester? Who gives a toss?

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 2:23 pm

My hovercraft is full of eels
You should see Martin O'Neills
The ex Leicester boss?
Leicester? Who gives a toss?
He left them and off came the wheels

by Il Gialloblu Fri 27 Sep 2013, 2:57 pm

Time, it does wait for no man

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep 2013, 3:04 pm

Time, it does wait for no man
If you sit really still, then it can

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 3:11 pm

Time, it does wait for no man
If you sit really still, then it can
And a stitch can save nine

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep 2013, 3:12 pm

Time, it does wait for no man
If you sit really still, then it can
And a stitch can save nine
Julius is here, it's a sign

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 3:18 pm

Time, it does wait for no man
If you sit really still, then it can
And a stitch can save nine
Julius is here, it's a sign
That things are about to go down the pan

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 3:27 pm

I left my right sock in the dugout

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep 2013, 3:34 pm

I left my right sock in the dugout
Your exposed toes will get gout

by **Pal Joey** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 3:58 pm

I left my right sock in the dugout
Your exposed toes will get gout
Panic spread through my system

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 27 Sep 2013, 3:59 pm

I left my right sock in the dugout
Your exposed toes will get gout
Panic spread through my system
Symptoms? You should list 'em

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 4:03 pm

I left my right sock in the dugout
Your exposed toes will get gout
Panic spread through my system
Symptoms? You should list 'em
Get to Boots, you must get a drug out

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 4:28 pm

Is dogging an acceptable pastime?

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 4:31 pm

Is dogging an acceptable pastime?
I would say no, after last time

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 4:34 pm

Is dogging an acceptable pastime?
I would say no, after last time
Bad choice of partner?

by Guest Fri 27 Sep 2013, 4:37 pm

Is dogging an acceptable pastime?
I would say no, after last time
Bad choice of partner?
The cook or the gardner?

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 4:41 pm

Is dogging an acceptable pastime?
I would say no, after last time
Bad choice of partner?
The cook or the gardner?
It was both, and they both wanted ass-time.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 4:59 pm

Hate to admit it, but Cane is impressing

by Guest Fri 27 Sep 2013, 5:16 pm

Hate to admit it, but Cane is impressing
He's a pro that'll keep us all guessing

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 5:37 pm

Hate to admit it, but Cane is impressing
He's a pro that'll keep us all guessing
It just goes to show

by Guest Fri 27 Sep 2013, 7:34 pm

Hate to admit it, but Cane is impressing
He's a pro that'll keep us all guessing
It just goes to show
That they're out there you know

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 7:47 pm

Hate to admit it, but Cane is impressing
He's a pro that'll keep us all guessing
It just goes to show
That they're out there you know
watching their mothers undressing

by Guest Fri 27 Sep 2013, 7:51 pm

My mother walked in on the act

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:21 pm

My mother walked in on the act
she's not really known for her tact

by Guest Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:24 pm

My mother walked in on the act
she's not really known for her tact
Camcorder in hand

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:41 pm

My mother walked in on the act
she's not really known for her tact
Camcorder in hand
and a thick nipple-stand

by Guest Fri 27 Sep 2013, 8:47 pm

My mother walked in on the act
she's not really known for her tact
Camcorder in hand
and a thick nipple-stand
Next morning my luggage was packed

by **Galted** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:08 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 27 Sep 2013, 11:02 pm

A monster walked into a bar

by **Pal Joey** Sat 28 Sep 2013, 1:33 am

A monster walked into a bar
Grabbed some coins from the jar

by **Kenny** Sat 28 Sep 2013, 1:09 pm

A monster walked into a bar
Grabbed some coins from the jar
Into the jukebox he popped one in

by **Pal Joey** Sat 28 Sep 2013, 3:07 pm

A monster walked into a bar
Grabbed some coins from the jar
Into the jukebox he popped one in
And the barman started to grin

by **Kenny** Sat 28 Sep 2013, 3:34 pm

A monster walked into a bar
Grabbed some coins from the jar
Into the jukebox he popped one in
And the barman started to grin
As he rocked out to St Elmo's Fire by John Parr

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:28 pm

The memories are still lingering

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:30 pm

The memories are still lingering
Of that sandwich with a fish finger in

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:31 pm

The memories are still lingering
Of that sandwich with a fish finger in
It stank to high heaven

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:32 pm

The memories are still lingering
Of that sandwich with a fish finger in
It stank to high heaven
Of Gloria Estefan

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:34 pm

The memories are still lingering
Of that sandwich with a fish finger in
It stank to high heaven
Of Gloria Estefan
I like to give her a good fingering

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:37 pm

The Sound Machine from Miami

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:40 pm

The Sound Machine from Miami
Lovely voice, hasn't she?

by **Galted** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:42 pm

The Sound Machine from Miami
Lovely voice, hasn't she?
shame about the mole

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:42 pm

The Sound Machine from Miami
Lovely voice, hasn't she?
shame about the mole
On the edge of her hole

by **Galted** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:43 pm

The Sound Machine from Miami
Lovely voice, hasn't she?
shame about the mole
On the edge of her hole
I rather boff Siouxsie (of the banshees)

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:45 pm

You don't often see the word boff

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