The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by **Galted** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:46 pm

You don't often see the word boff
or the phrase "great song by the Hoff"

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:48 pm

You don't often see the word boff
or the phrase "great song by the Hoff"
He loves his leather

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:49 pm

You don't often see the word boff
or the phrase "great song by the Hoff"
He loves his leather
(It holds them together)

by **Galted** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:51 pm

You don't often see the word boff
or the phrase "great song by the Hoff"
He loves his leather
(It holds them together)
but it rubbed his prepuce clean off

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:52 pm

Few things in life are certain

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 1:55 pm

Few things in life are certain
Said Adolf, from behind a curtain

by **Galted** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:01 pm

Few things in life are certain
Said Adolf, from behind a curtain
then he lifted up Eva

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:02 pm

Few things in life are certain
Said Adolf, from behind a curtain
then he lifted up Eva
Ran away to Geneva

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:03 pm

Few things in life are certain
Said Adolf, from behind a curtain
then he lifted up Eva
Ran away to Geneva
Stopping to buy a suit in Burton

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:04 pm

Upon Trent or the clothes shop for men?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:08 pm

Upon Trent or the clothes shop for men?
The shop. He was served by someone called Ken

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:09 pm

Upon Trent or the clothes shop for men?
The shop. He was served by someone called Ken
Which side did he dress?

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:11 pm

Upon Trent or the clothes shop for men?
The shop. He was served by someone called Ken
Which side did he dress?
On the right, one would guess

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:13 pm

Upon Trent or the clothes shop for men?
The shop. He was served by someone called Ken
Which side did he dress?
On the right, one would guess
The left one he lost in 1910

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:14 pm

His mum cut it off I think

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:20 pm

His mum cut it off I think
That'll teach him to under-age drink

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:22 pm

His mum cut it off I think
That'll teach him to under-age drink
He hated the Jews

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:23 pm

His mum cut it off I think
That'll teach him to under-age drink
He hated the Jews
No surprise, they're bad news

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:25 pm

His mum cut it off I think
That'll teach him to under-age drink
He hated the Jews
No surprise, they're bad news
I believe his old chap had a slight kink

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:27 pm

Quite useful for peeing round corners

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:28 pm

Quite useful for peeing round corners
Not in a room full of mourners

by **Union Cane** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:30 pm

Quite useful for peeing round corners
Not in a room full of mourners
That would be quite wrong

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:32 pm

Quite useful for peeing round corners
Not in a room full of mourners
That would be quite wrong
And would ruin any song

by **Galted** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:35 pm

Quite useful for peeing round corners
Not in a room full of mourners
That would be quite wrong
And would ruin any song
but would be quite handy in pornos

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:36 pm

I've seen one or two like that

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:47 pm

I've seen one or two like that
On dogs and once on a cat

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:48 pm

I've seen one or two like that
On dogs and once on a cat
I was forced to watch

by **Galted** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:49 pm

I've seen one or two like that
On dogs and once on a cat
I was forced to watch
(with a bulge in my crotch)

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 30 Sep 2013, 2:52 pm

I've seen one or two like that
On dogs and once on a cat
I was forced to watch
(with a bulge in my crotch)
My mum walked in. What a tw*t!

by **Kenny** Mon 30 Sep 2013, 3:28 pm

by **Union Cane** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 9:37 am

We welcome the month of October

by **Galted** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 10:19 am

We welcome the month of October
with a half-hearted vow to stay sober

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 10:49 am

We welcome the month of October
with a half-hearted vow to stay sober
But with autumn now here

by **Union Cane** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 10:51 am

We welcome the month of October
with a half-hearted vow to stay sober
But with autumn now here
And the cheap price of beer

by **Galted** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 10:59 am

We welcome the month of October
with a half-hearted vow to stay sober
But with autumn now here
And the cheap price of beer
the tee-total plan's a no-hoper

by **Union Cane** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 11:25 am

Русский Стандарт Водка

by **Galted** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 11:45 am

Русский Стандарт Водка
is great for getting sh1t-faced in Jodhpur

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 3:21 pm

Русский Стандарт Водка
is great for getting sh1t-faced in Jodhpur
Харпо Маркс

by **Galted** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 3:22 pm

Русский Стандарт Водка
is great for getting sh1t-faced in Jodhpur
Харпо Маркс
loved flashing in parks

by **Union Cane** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 3:27 pm

Русский Стандарт Водка
is great for getting sh1t-faced in Jodhpur
Харпо Маркс
loved flashing in parks
но попал под беглый Ford Ka

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 3:29 pm

I think a translation is required

by **Union Cane** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 3:32 pm

I think a translation is required
"Don't you speak Greek?", I enquired

by **seanmichaels** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 3:33 pm

I think a translation is required
You want Jose Mourinho hired?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 4:04 pm

I think a translation is required
"Don't you speak Greek?", I enquired
Yes, but that's Russian

by **Union Cane** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 4:48 pm

I think a translation is required
"Don't you speak Greek?", I enquired
Yes, but that's Russian
I have slight concussion

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 5:00 pm

I think a translation is required
"Don't you speak Greek?", I enquired
Yes, but that's Russian
I have slight concussion
On this limerick thread - "You're fired"

by Guest Tue 01 Oct 2013, 5:45 pm

What the fook is that mess I've just read?

by **Kenny** Tue 01 Oct 2013, 6:38 pm

What the fook is that mess I've just read?
Scrawled in blood at the end of the bed

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 02 Oct 2013, 10:42 am

What the fook is that mess I've just read?
Scrawled in blood at the end of the bed
It scared me to death

by **Kenny** Wed 02 Oct 2013, 11:06 am

What the fook is that mess I've just read?
Scrawled in blood at the end of the bed
It scared me to death
When i saw my wife Beth

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