The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Kenny]

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

[Galted]

What the fook is that mess I've just read?
Scrawled in blood at the end of the bed
It scared me to death
When i saw my wife Beth
giving her grandad some head

[Mind the windows Tino.]

 

Galted, you really are damaged goods

[Galted]

Galted, you really are damaged goods
but Beth is the one sucking wood

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Galted, you really are damaged goods
but Beth is the one sucking wood
She wouldn't do it to me

[Union Cane]

Galted, you really are damaged goods
but Beth is the one sucking wood
She wouldn't do it to me
Well, you'd just done a wee

[Galted]

Galted, you really are damaged goods
but Beth is the one sucking wood
She wouldn't do it to me
Well, you'd just done a wee
and hadn't washed under your hood

[Mind the windows Tino.]

My favourite car is a Fabia

[Galted]

My favourite car is a Fabia
I saw one in Saudi Arabia

[Mind the windows Tino.]

My favourite car is a Fabia
I saw one in Saudi Arabia
Was it driven correctly?

[Galted]

My favourite car is a Fabia
I saw one in Saudi Arabia
Was it driven correctly?
nope, f*****g abjectly

[Mind the windows Tino.]

My favourite car is a Fabia
I saw one in Saudi Arabia
Was it driven correctly?
nope, f*****g abjectly
She must've had a pain in her labia

[Galted]

 

that was pretty damn hard to resist

[Union Cane]

that was pretty damn hard to resist
Expected though, no real twist

[Mind the windows Tino.]

that was pretty damn hard to resist
Expected though, no real twist
I was particularly proud

[Galted]

that was pretty damn hard to resist
Expected though, no real twist
I was particularly proud
that I'm not mono-browed

[Mind the windows Tino.]

that was pretty damn hard to resist
Expected though, no real twist
I was particularly proud
that I'm not mono-browed
and am also working whilst p*ssed

[Union Cane]

The Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux

[Galted]

The Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux
were particularly partial to molluscs

[JuliusHMarx]

The Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux
were particularly partial to molluscs
They had different dads

[Mind the windows Tino.]

The Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux
were particularly partial to molluscs
They had different dads
One of them named Mads

[Galted]

The Dioscuri, Castor and Pollux
were particularly partial to molluscs
They had different dads
One of them named Mads
so thus came from four different b0ll0cks

[JuliusHMarx]

I once met an alien from Venus

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I once met an alien from Venus
Of which particular genus?

[Union Cane]

I once met an alien from Venus
Of which particular genus?
No prizes for guessing

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I once met an alien from Venus
Of which particular genus?
No prizes for guessing
Or for any cross-dressing

[JuliusHMarx]

I once met an alien from Venus
Of which particular genus?
No prizes for guessing
Or for any cross-dressing
Let's leave now that Union has seen us

[JuliusHMarx]

Union's just removed his first line

[Union Cane]

Union's just removed his first line
'Twas a poor one, my mind's in decline

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Union's just removed his first line
'Twas a poor one, my mind's in decline
Too many late nights?

[JuliusHMarx]

Union's just removed his first line
'Twas a poor one, my mind's in decline
Too many late nights?
Or far too tight tights?

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Union's just removed his first line
'Twas a poor one, my mind's in decline
Too many late nights?
Or far too tight tights?
Give back the stockings. They're mine.

[Union Cane]

My bolly bag's trapped in my zip

[Mind the windows Tino.]

My bolly bag's trapped in my zip
Yank it, if you have a good grip

[seanmichaels]

My bolly bag's trapped in my zip
Yank it, if you have a good grip
it could well end up torn

[JuliusHMarx]

My bolly bag's trapped in my zip
Yank it, if you have a good grip
it could well end up torn
And you'd be quite forlorn

[Union Cane]

My bolly bag's trapped in my zip
Yank it, if you have a good grip
it could well end up torn
And you'd be quite forlorn
"My nuts have fell out" I would quip

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Union's nuts are almost certainly small

[Union Cane]

Union's nuts are almost certainly small
One resembles a medicine ball

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Union's nuts are almost certainly small
One resembles a medicine ball
Is it dense and heavy?

[JuliusHMarx]

Union's nuts are almost certainly small
One resembles a medicine ball
Is it dense and heavy?
Like a '52 Chevy?

[Union Cane]

Union's nuts are almost certainly small
One resembles a medicine ball
Is it dense and heavy?
Like a '52 Chevy?
Well I can't hardly walk, I must crawl

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I love the way water ripples

[seanmichaels]

I love the way water ripples
over anne widdecombes pert nipples

[Union Cane]

I love the way water ripples
over anne widdecombes pert nipples
You got there too quick

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I love the way water ripples
over anne widdecombes pert nipples
You got there too quick
Sean can be such a d*ck

[Galted]

I love the way water ripples
over anne widdecombes pert nipples
You got there too quick
Sean can be such a d*ck
all the men that Anne rides end up cripples

[JuliusHMarx]

 

The Mods here are egomaniacal

[seanmichaels]

The Mods here are egomaniacal
hence my 6 month sabbatical

[JuliusHMarx]

The Mods here are egomaniacal
hence my 6 month sabbatical
Go anywhere nice?

[seanmichaels]

The Mods here are egomaniacal
hence my 6 month sabbatical
Go anywhere nice?
ja606 twice......

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