I am still here!

There have been a number of "I am off" threads lately.
I thought that I would buck the trend and confirm that I am still here though not necessarily all here! 

I'm here too.

People are so sensitive these days!

I am not here.


This post is a figment of your imagination.

This is a spiteful Anti-those-who-ain't-here thread! Actually, the more I look at it, it's verging on being an out and out Anti-I'm-Off diatribe.

Mods!!! Some hoovering work over here

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Cyril wrote:The author of this article has deleted this comment.

 

I bet there are a fair few on here who miss that button.

Did you used to be able to delete comments on here?

I am off to the bog, but I'll be back in 10

ScarletSpiderman wrote:

Cyril wrote:The author of this article has deleted this comment.

 

I bet there are a fair few on here who miss that button.

Yeah, that satisfying 'plink' as you consigned someone's comment to oblivion.

Scrumpy wrote:Did you used to be able to delete comments on here?

No, but on the old Beeb 606 you could, and it was sometimes really satisfying to just wipe out huge chunks of someone with an alternative view point ever now and again.

I was here but now i'm not here. Or am i?

ebop wrote:I am off to the bog, but I'll be back in 10

I hope you washed your hands. I'm having my lunch here.

Sorry Cyril, TMI? Actually, I tap out my threads by phone, so I wasn't actually off as I can bang out a post on the bog, no problemo. Just gotta keep em short or the wife gets suspicious:)

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Where are any of us, really?

George Carlin wrote:Where are any of us, really?

I know alot of us are not all there

So tapping one out whilst on the bog means something else? Ok....er.....

Breadvan wrote:So tapping one out whilst on the bog means something else? Ok....er.....

Sounds even worse when you consider it is tapping one out on the internet in the bog  

ScarletSpiderman wrote:

Breadvan wrote:So tapping one out whilst on the bog means something else? Ok....er.....

Sounds even worse when you consider it is tapping one out on the internet in the bog  

...now there's a skype conference call that might upset the markets again.

Fly, I have a mate that occationally end his phone calls to me with the sound of the toilet flushing, the sod generally hangs up just as I start ranting at him for being a twisted git.

My advice would be to tell him the mateship is flushed unless he stops talking sh*t,

SecretFly wrote:My advice would be to tell him the mateship is flushed unless he stops talking sh*t,

Toilet Buddies Unite...................

Why are you still here? Are you lurking in the shadows praying on the blind and defenceless like Lionel Ritchie in his music video Hello?

Is this a pro-Wales, anti dauphin Bod thread claiming sticks and stones can break my bones but WUMs will never hurt me?

Did you send a friend request and want to make it quite clear the grace period of making that call is well and truly over?

Is it a cry for help? In the summer heat you have inexplicably stuck to the seat and tentative efforts to get up have ripped away small but significant parts of flesh?

Whatever it is we are here for you.

Here hare here.

I'm still here, English to the very end.

This Englishman is not for turning.

I am still here;at least I think I am.

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender approaches him and asks, "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?" Descartes replies "I think not," and promptly vanishes.

Cyril wrote:Here hare here.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!"

Offer yourself to him...

There wasn't much left in the tube. There's no more.

Matter.

The cult film that keeps on giving.

Effervescing Elephant wrote:

Cyril wrote:Here hare here.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!"

Monty, you terrible !!!!

That's a load of pure unadulterated child's pee Cyril.

SCRUBBERS!!! They love it!

Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the ******* farmer.

I'm off to invent a doll that

A coward you are Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not!

Don't threaten me with a dead fish.

What focker called you a pounce. (Let's see if that gets through the filter)?

I did. And I'm calling you one now.