Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list
I bet I'll come up with the worst one.

Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment that I had rehearsed one
My,you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list
But he beat us all off, one by one

Oops I did it again

Oops I did it again
That's not very zen

Oops I did it again
I played with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh, baby; baby.

A mention of Britney and we go to pieces

Oops I did it again
I played with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh, baby; baby.
' N '

Britney or Christina? I'd just have to toss

Britney or Christina? I'd just have to toss
myself off, convinced its their loss

Britney or Christina? I'd just have to toss
myself off, convinced its their loss
On the vinegar stroke

Britney or Christina? I'd just have to toss
myself off, convinced its their loss
On the vinegar stroke
Out comes dust, or just smoke

Britney or Christina? I'd just have to toss
myself off, convinced its their loss
On the vinegar stroke
Out comes dust, or just smoke
You have a problem there, boss

Oooh I bet you're wonderin how I knew

Oooh I bet you're wonderin how I knew
That the metre would end up askew

Oooh I bet you're wonderin how I knew
That the metre would end up askew
It just don't scan right

Oooh I bet you're wonderin how I knew
That the metre would end up askew
It just don't scan right
Not poetically ' tight '

Oooh I bet you're wonderin how I knew
That the metre would end up askew
It just don't scan right
Not poetically ' tight '
You're hardly Ted Lear, John, are you?

Talented chap, Edward Lear

Talented chap, Edward Lear
You were in the same class so I hear

Talented chap, Edward Lear
You were in the same class so I hear
Not so, two years younger

Talented chap, Edward Lear
You were in the same class so I hear
Not so, two years younger
Could've been an ironmonger

Talented chap, Edward Lear
You were in the same class so I hear
Not so, two years younger
Could've been an ironmonger
Selling hammers and pliers and shears

I Heard it through the Grapevine

I Heard it through the Grapevine
That the cost of a bottle of wine

(andy saw what I was goin for, and who the Flip is ted lear?)

I Heard it through the Grapevine
That the cost of a bottle of wine
is more than a WBC belt

I Heard it through the Grapevine
That the cost of a bottle of wine
is more than a WBC belt
Better value, it's felt

I Heard it through the Grapevine
That the cost of a bottle of wine
is more than a WBC belt
Better value, it's felt
I agree with Willard van Orman Quine

Manny says he has a needles

Manny says he has a needles
phobia, like Jeremy Beadle's

Manny says he has a needles
phobia, like Jeremy Beadle's
He doesn't like pricks ?

Manny says he has a needles
phobia, like Jeremy Beadle's
He doesn't like pricks ?
But still gets his kicks

Manny says he has a needles
phobia, like Jeremy Beadle's
He doesn't like pricks ?
But still gets his kicks
By listening to songs of the Beatles

I'm tired from hearing the word ' ducker '

I'm tired from hearing the word ' ducker '
I wouldn't mind a go on Zoe Lucker

I'm tired from hearing the word ' ducker '
I wouldn't mind a go on Zoe Lucker
Don't know her, is she fit ?

I'm tired from hearing the word ' ducker '
I wouldn't mind a go on Zoe Lucker
Don't know her, is she fit ?.
From footballers wives, showed plenty of Boobie

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I'm tired from hearing the word ' ducker '
I wouldn't mind a go on Zoe Lucker
Don't know her, is she fit ?.
From footballers wives, showed plenty of Boobie
The swear filter can be a sucker

She plays Max's bird in Eastenders

She plays Max's bird in Eastenders
One of those street market vendors ?

She plays Max's bird in Eastenders
One of those street market vendors ?
No, she's got class

She plays Max's bird in Eastenders
One of those street market vendors ?
No, she's got class
Then she gets a pass ( !! )

She plays Max's bird in Eastenders
One of those street market vendors ?
No, she's got class
Then she gets a pass ( !! )
She's not so well thought of by benders

Freddie Mills was for some time an actor

Freddie Mills was for some time an actor
But somewhat lacked the x factor

Freddie Mills was for some time an actor
But somewhat lacked the x factor
That ' Je ne sais quoi '

Freddie Mills was for some time an actor
But somewhat lacked the x factor
That ' Je ne sais quoi '
That turns a ham to a star

Freddie Mills was for some time an actor
But somewhat lacked the x factor
That ' Je ne sais quoi '
That turns a ham to a star
He ended up driving a tractor

I make that over 3000 replies