Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

[quote="HumanWindmill"]Good lord, you should see this photo on Twitter!
Of a strange looking photon emitter
I've been left behind
And so I'm inclined
To once again rhyme things with 'shi....

A nice trip down Memory Lane

A nice trip down Memory Lane
Some old users were truly insane

A nice trip down Memory Lane
Some old users were truly insane
Some funny, some sad

A nice trip down Memory Lane
Some old users were truly insane
Some funny, some sad
And one called Adad

A nice trip down Memory Lane
Some old users were truly insane
Some funny, some sad
And one called Adad
Remember him, Union Cane ?

Vitali's love of boiled sweets

Vitali's love of boiled sweets
Is the subject of hundreds of tweets

Vitali's love of boiled sweets
Is the subject of hundreds of tweets
Hourly updates on how they crunch

Vitali's love of boiled sweets
Is the subject of hundreds of tweets
Hourly updates on how they crunch
At breakfast or lunch

Vitali's love of boiled sweets
Is the subject of hundreds of tweets
Hourly updates on how they crunch
At breakfast or lunch
Its rumoured he keeps the receipts

James Butler, the 'Harlem Hammer'

James Butler, the 'Harlem Hammer'
Currently sits in the slammer

James Butler, the 'Harlem Hammer'
Currently sits in the slammer
The red mist descended

James Butler, the 'Harlem Hammer'
Currently sits in the slammer
The red mist descended
And so he upended

James Butler, the 'Harlem Hammer'
Currently sits in the slammer
The red mist descended
And so he upended
His poo-pot (Its no life of glamour)

I believe that he sucker punched Bowe

I believe that he sucker punched Bowe
It was 'Alien' Grant, don't you know

I believe that he sucker punched Bowe
It was 'Alien' Grant, don't you know
Good job you said

I believe that he sucker punched Bowe
It was 'Alien' Grant, don't you know
Good job you said
Nearly took off Grant's head

I believe that he sucker punched Bowe
It was 'Alien' Grant, don't you know
Good job you said
Nearly took off Grant's head
Quite understandable, though

So Hayden has split up with Wlad

So Hayden has split up with Wlad
Makes my dong rather hard and glad

So Hayden has split up with Wlad
Makes my dong rather hard and glad
Vitali, too ?

So Hayden has split up with Wlad
Makes my dong rather hard and glad
Vitali, too ?
He poked right through

So Hayden has split up with Wlad
Makes my dong rather hard and glad
Vitali, too ?
He poked right through
It was about the length of a baseball bat

So Hayden has split up with Wlad
Makes my dong rather hard and glad
Vitali, too ?
He poked right through
All done in tandem. How sad.

I'd rather Hayden than Pacquio's Jinkee

I'd rather Hayden than Pacquiao's Jinkee
Is Jinkee not at all slinky?

I'd rather Hayden than Pacquiao's Jinkee
Is Jinkee not at all slinky?
You'd not touch the sides

I'd rather Hayden than Pacquiao's Jinkee
Is Jinkee not at all slinky?
You'd not touch the sides
Though D4 has tried

I'd rather Hayden than Pacquiao's Jinkee
Is Jinkee not at all slinky?
You'd not touch the sides
Though D4 has tried
Tis no wonder with his 4" dinky

I cannot think of any Chinese boxers

I cannot think of any Chinese boxers
Said a couple of L A detoxers

I cannot think of any Chinese boxers
Said a couple of L A detoxers.
They scoured the net

I cannot think of any Chinese boxers
Said a couple of L A detoxers.
They scoured the net
But haven't found one, yet

I cannot think of any Chinese boxers
Said a couple of L A detoxers.
They scoured the net
But haven't found one, yet
Xiong Zhao Zhong's the best, Boxrec says

http://boxrec.com/ratings.php?country=CN&sex=m&division=P4P&status=A&SUBMIT=Go

The wrestling fans have role play games

The wrestling fans have role play games
And are prone to get rather inflamed

The wrestling fans have role play games
And are prone to get rather inflamed
When Fash the bash shows his face

The wrestling fans have role play games
And are prone to get rather inflamed
When Fash the bash shows his face
With balletic grace

The wrestling fans have role play games
And are prone to get rather inflamed
When Fash the bash shows his face
With balletic grace
And they call each other rude names

Seven weeks now for this thread

Seven weeks now for this thread
And still going strong, I'd have said

Seven weeks now for this thread
And still going strong, I'd have said
Bored, we are not

Seven weeks now for this thread
And still going strong, I'd have said
Bored, we are not
All rhymed out, I am shot

Seven weeks now for this thread
And still going strong, I'd have said
Bored, we are not
All rhymed out, I am shot
You mean that the stone is all bled ?

I think so, I'm stuck for ideas

I think so, I'm stuck for ideas
They'll come, of that I've no fears

I think so, I'm stuck for ideas
They'll come, of that I've no fears
But as for right now