Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May - 15:05

First topic message reminder :

Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 13 May - 10:43

I think so, I'm stuck for ideas
They'll come, of that I've no fears
But as for right now
We shall reminisce how

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 10:44

I think so, I'm stuck for ideas
They'll come, of that I've no fears
But as for right now
We shall reminisce how
The quality of Limerick wildly veers

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 10:45

I think so, I'm stuck for ideas
They'll come, of that I've no fears
But as for right now
We shall reminisce how
We've paid homage to the great Edward Lear

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 10:46

Lear's ears I hear, were quite queer

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 10:47

Lear's ears I hear, were quite queer
Steer clear of his ears, have a beer

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 10:50

Lear's ears I hear, were quite queer
Steer clear of his ears, have a beer
Later mate, 'bout eight

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 10:52

Lear's ears I hear, were quite queer
Steer clear of his ears, have a beer
Later mate, 'bout eight
Drink a crate, legless state

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 10:54

Lear's ears I hear, were quite queer
Steer clear of his ears, have a beer
Later mate, 'bout eight
Drink a crate, legless state
Shed a tear, there a pier near here?

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 10:55

They say there's a pier up at Wigan

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 13 May - 11:03

They say there's a pier up at Wigan
By all accounts, its a big'un

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 11:05

They say there's a pier up at Wigan
By all accounts, its a big'un
With a view of the Mersey

by Mr Bounce Fri 13 May - 11:08

They say there's a pier up at Wigan
By all accounts, its a big'un
With a view of the Mersey
It's cold - take a jersey

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 11:09

They say there's a pier up at Wigan
By all accounts, its a big'un
With a view of the Mersey
It's cold - take a jersey
According to snooker star Higgins

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 11:13

I'd discount the opinions of a corpse

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 11:14

I'd discount the opinions of a corpse
Along with Jeremy Thorpe's

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 11:16

I'd discount the opinions of a corpse
Along with Jeremy Thorpe's
Thorpe's corpse or opinions?

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 11:18

I'd discount the opinions of a corpse
Along with Jeremy Thorpe's
Thorpe's corpse or opinions?
Much the same, to the minions

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 11:19

I'd discount the opinions of a corpse
Along with Jeremy Thorpe's
Thorpe's corpse or opinions?
Much the same, to the minions
We'll never know if he is, his mind warps

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 11:43

Anyone remember Chesty Morgan?

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 11:45

Anyone remember Chesty Morgan?
She had a face like a gorgon

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 11:47

Anyone remember Chesty Morgan?
She had a face like a gorgon
Who cares 'bout her face?

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 11:52

Anyone remember Chesty Morgan?
She had a face like a gorgon
Who cares 'bout her face?
When the rest of her is ace

by Il Gialloblu Fri 13 May - 11:59

Anyone remember Chesty Morgan?
She had a face like a gorgon
Who cares 'bout her face?
When the rest of her is ace
And she's no stranger to the odd sexual organ.

by Il Gialloblu Fri 13 May - 12:11

I wish that I had hair like Don King

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 12:23

I wish that I had hair like Don King
Would that be allowed in Beijing?

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 12:29

I wish that I had hair like Don King
Would that be allowed in Beijing?
Little else is

by Olefaithful Fri 13 May - 12:32

Chrissy Eubanks once wore a kilt.
Whilst balancing on some stilts.
He hurt his thumb whilst fingering his bum.
and ended up with a lisp......

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 12:35

Olefaithful wrote:Chrissy Eubanks once wore a kilt.
Whilst balancing on some stilts.
He hurt his thumb whilst fingering his bum.
and ended up with a lisp......

Thanks for that.

Jog on, feller.

by Il Gialloblu Fri 13 May - 13:08

I wish that I had hair like Don King
Would that be allowed in Beijing?
Little else is
You can't even buy Viz

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 13 May - 13:13

I wish that I had hair like Don King
Would that be allowed in Beijing?
Little else is
You can't even buy Viz
And infanticide is the done thing

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 13:33

Let's make the next one nice and pretty

by coxy0001 Fri 13 May - 13:34

Let's make the next one nice and pretty
Rather not, m'days been poor and sh*tty

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 13:37

Let's make the next one nice and pretty
Rather not, m'days been poor and sh*tty
'Twill create such a stink

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 13:39

Let's make the next one nice and pretty
Rather not, m'days been poor and sh*tty
'Twill create such a stink
If we're writing in pink

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 13:40

Let's make the next one nice and pretty
Rather not, m'days been poor and sh*tty
'Twill create such a stink
If we're writing in pink
And to spoil it would be such a pity.

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 13:41

What about orange, that's not overly camp

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 13 May - 13:42

What about orange, that's not overly camp
Or how about indigo, this forum it'd revamp

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 13:43

What about orange, that's not overly camp
Or how about indigo, this forum it'd revamp
Certainly not duller

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 13:44

What about orange, that's not overly camp
Or how about indigo, this forum it'd revamp.
Certainly not duller
Yellow's not the colour

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 13 May - 13:45

What about orange, that's not overly camp
Or how about indigo, this forum it'd revamp
Certainly not duller
Windy! Why no colour?!

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 13:47

What about orange, that's not overly camp
Or how about indigo, this forum it'd revamp
Certainly not duller
Windy! Why no colour?!
Doc says anaemia, champ.

by **Fists of Fury** Fri 13 May - 13:48

Joe Gans, one of lightweight's best?

by Michaels, Sean Fri 13 May - 13:49

Joe Gans, one of lightweight's best?
Wore a bow tie with his string vest

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 13 May - 13:50

Joe Gans, one of lightweight's best?
Wore a bow tie with his string vest
Top hat and tails

by Michaels, Sean Fri 13 May - 13:51

Joe Gans, one of lightweight's best?
Wore a bow tie with his string vest
Top hat and tails
and hard as f-ing nails

by **Union Cane** Fri 13 May - 14:02

Joe Gans, one of lightweight's best?
Wore a bow tie with his string vest
Top hat and tails
and hard as f-ing nails
Battling Nelson gave him a hard test

(Keep it boxing, guys!)

by Guest Fri 13 May - 20:45

Hard-done by was our Norton(Ken)

by Benelio Sat 14 May - 15:43

Hard-done by was our Norton
But thank goodness he fought on

by aja424 Mon 16 May - 12:18

Boxing related poetry is not for me
rather spend time with my family

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May - 12:27

Boxing related poetry is not for me
rather spend time with my family
And yet you contribute
( Perhaps, as a tribute, )
This snippet of fine poetry

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