Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 3:05 pm

First topic message reminder :

Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 12:37 pm

One line at a time, please gents

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 12:49 pm

One line at a time, please gents
Makes it more vibrant and intense

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 12:52 pm

One line at a time, please gents
Makes it more vibrant and intense
So says Mr Hatton

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 12:53 pm

One line at a time, please gents
Makes it more vibrant and intense
So says Mr Hatton
Who recently sat on

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 16 May 2011, 12:58 pm

One line at a time, please gents
Makes it more vibrant and intense
So says Mr Hatton
Who recently sat on
Manchester, my god he's immense

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 1:01 pm

While snorting a line of white powder

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 1:03 pm

While snorting a line of white powder
He began to talk louder and louder

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 1:06 pm

While snorting a line of white powder
He began to talk louder and louder
Till a woman came in

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 1:08 pm

While snorting a line of white powder
He began to talk louder and louder
Till a woman came in
And put a drawing pin

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 1:10 pm

While snorting a line of white powder
He began to talk louder and louder
Till a woman came in
And put a drawing pin
In his butt, at which point he ploughed her

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 1:32 pm

Your language, HW, is shocking

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 1:34 pm

Your language, HW, is shocking
Can't help it, she looked so good in stockings

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 1:35 pm

Your language, HW, is shocking
Can't help it, she looked so good in stockings
The old man is dribbling

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 1:36 pm

Your language, HW, is shocking
Can't help it, she looked so good in stockings
The old man is dribbling
As much as Young Stribling

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 1:40 pm

Your language, HW, is shocking
Can't help it, she looked so good in stockings
The old man is dribbling
As much as Young Stribling
Keep this up and up you'll need locking

by Il Gialloblu Mon 16 May 2011, 2:02 pm

Tell me why I don't like Mondays

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:08 pm

Tell me why I don't like Mondays.
Said Sir Bob, on a Sunday

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:08 pm

Tell me why I don't like Mondays.
Said Sir Bob, on a Sunday
That's my fun day

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:10 pm

Tell me why I don't like Mondays.
Said Sir Bob, on a Sunday
That's my fun day
It's my one way

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:10 pm

Tell me why I don't like Mondays.
Said Sir Bob, on a Sunday
That's my fun day
It's my one way
My "I don't have to run" day

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:17 pm

by **Fists of Fury** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:17 pm

Andre 'SOG' Ward

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:18 pm

Andre 'SOG' Ward
While disillusioned and bored

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:20 pm

Andre 'SOG' Ward
While disillusioned and bored
Saw what Froch did last year

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:23 pm

Andre 'SOG' Ward
While disillusioned and bored
Saw what Froch did last year
Shed a pious tear

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:28 pm

Andre 'SOG' Ward
While disillusioned and bored
Saw what Froch did last year
Shed a pious tear
And found that Arthur couldn't be floored

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:29 pm

Arthur, the chap from Armenia ?

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:30 pm

Arthur, the chap from Armenia ?
Suffers from paranoid schizophrenia

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:31 pm

Arthur, the chap from Armenia ?
Suffers from paranoid schizophrenia
He's caught in two minds

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:32 pm

Arthur, the chap from Armenia ?
Suffers from paranoid schizophrenia
He's caught in two minds
Prefers fronts, then behinds

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 2:34 pm

Arthur, the chap from Armenia ?
Suffers from paranoid schizophrenia
He's caught in two minds
Prefers fronts, then behinds
And equally likes teens and seniors

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 4:21 pm

The unfortunate Gerald McClellan

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 4:23 pm

The unfortunate Gerald McClellan
While sailing the Straits of Magellan

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 4:35 pm

The unfortunate Gerald McClellan
While sailing the Straits of Magellan
Mixed up 'fore' and 'aft'

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 4:44 pm

The unfortunate Gerald McClellan
While sailing the Straits of Magellan
Mixed up 'fore' and 'aft'
He was really that daft

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 4:45 pm

The unfortunate Gerald McClellan
While sailing the Straits of Magellan
Mixed up 'fore' and 'aft'
He was really that daft
It had taken some hits, had his melon

by **Union Cane** Mon 16 May 2011, 4:50 pm

The rivalry of Eubank and Benn

by **HumanWindmill** Mon 16 May 2011, 5:03 pm

The rivalry of Eubank and Benn
Was one 'twixt the proudest of men

by **Union Cane** Tue 17 May 2011, 11:55 am

The rivalry of Eubank and Benn
Was one 'twixt the proudest of men
True battles they fought

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 17 May 2011, 11:59 am

The rivalry of Eubank and Benn
Was one 'twixt the proudest of men
True battles they fought
No quarter sought

by **Union Cane** Tue 17 May 2011, 12:15 pm

The rivalry of Eubank and Benn
Was one 'twixt the proudest of men
True battles they fought
No quarter sought
The likes of which we'll not see again

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 17 May 2011, 12:17 pm

Retirement, then, for Margarito

by **Union Cane** Tue 17 May 2011, 12:35 pm

Retirement, then, for Margarito
Can he live out his life incognito?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 17 May 2011, 12:49 pm

Retirement, then, for Margarito
Can he live out his life incognito?
We'll know his face

by **Union Cane** Tue 17 May 2011, 12:56 pm

Retirement, then, for Margarito
Can he live out his life incognito?
We'll know his face
He was put in his place

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 17 May 2011, 1:02 pm

Retirement, then, for Margarito
Can he live out his life incognito?
We'll know his face
He was put in his place
And shamed, just like Hirohito

by **Union Cane** Tue 17 May 2011, 1:04 pm

Some dreadfully dull Truss threads today

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 17 May 2011, 1:05 pm

Some dreadfully dull Truss threads today
He likes to bring lists to the fray

by **Union Cane** Tue 17 May 2011, 1:06 pm

Some dreadfully dull Truss threads today
He likes to bring lists to the fray
I tend to ignore 'im

by Scottrf Tue 17 May 2011, 1:09 pm

Some dreadfully dull Truss threads today
He likes to bring lists to the fray
I tend to ignore 'im
Rather than outwardly deplore him

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