Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

So Clev vs Braehmer is no more
Leaving a few of us sore
I'm two stone too heavy
So Abergavenny
Wouldn't like it if I put Clev on the floor

While tweeting, he found himself speaking

While tweeting, he found himself speaking
About how his trousers were leaking

While tweeting, he found himself speaking
About how his trousers were leaking
His thighs were red raw

While tweeting, he found himself speaking
About how his trousers were leaking
His thighs were red raw
B-Hop/Pascal was a draw

While tweeting, he found himself speaking
About how his trousers were leaking
His thighs were red raw
B-Hop/Pascal was a draw
We could hear all of BHop's joints creaking

Can we vote to have Trussman evicted?

Can we vote to have Trussman evicted?
From the jury, said the convicted

Can we vote to have Trussman evicted?
From the jury, said the convicted
We've had enough
Of the irritating guff
Which has, upon us, been inflicted

Will have to defend the beefster

Will have to defend the beefster
Does his boring drivel not give you grief, sir?

Will have to defend the beefster
Does his boring drivel not give you grief, sir?
We've Columbus to thank

Will have to defend the beefster
Does his boring drivel not give you grief, sir?
We've Columbus to thank
It'd be better had he sank

Will have to defend the beefster
Does his boring drivel not give you grief, sir?
We've Columbus to thank
It'd be better had he sank
Than be subjected to this noisome queef, hurrrr!

Will have to defend the beefster
Does his boring drivel not give you grief, sir?
We've Columbus to thank
It'd be better had he sank
Or settled somewhere in Dumfriesshire

Sorry, Dave. You beat me to it.

Sorry, Dave. You beat me to it.
Pleaded Windy, whilst covered in suet

Sorry, Dave. You beat me to it.
Pleaded Windy, whilst covered in suet
Been cooking, you see

Sorry, Dave. You beat me to it.
Pleaded Windy, whilst covered in suet
Been cooking, you see
As he was having guests round for tea

Sorry, Dave. You beat me to it.
Pleaded Windy, whilst covered in suet
Been cooking, you see
As he was having guests round for tea
My word, Dave, I'm impressed that you knew it.

When James DeGale raises his arm

When James DeGale raises his arm
It smells like a sewage farm

When James DeGale raises his arm
It smells like a sewage farm
He stares into space

When James DeGale raises his arm
It smells like a sewage farm
He stares into space
Sprayed Adam Booth with mace

With a carrot up his ace

When James DeGale raises his arm
It smells like a sewage farm
He stares into space
Sprayed Adam Booth with mace
And smiles, just the wrong side of smarm

Poor Nathan has got no-one to fight

Poor Nathan has got no-one to fight
He can have a relaxed Saturday night

Poor Nathan has got no-one to fight
He can have a relaxed Saturday night
With his girlfriend, Beverly

Poor Nathan has got no-one to fight
He can have a relaxed Saturday night
He's off to the valleys

Poor Nathan has got no-one to fight
He can have a relaxed Saturday night
With his girlfriend, Beverly
Soon to be Mrs Cleverly

Poor Nathan has got no-one to fight
He can have a relaxed Saturday night
With his girlfriend, Beverly
Soon to be Mrs Cleverly
Her face is actually a fright.

I'm going, Truss has ruined this site

I'm going, Truss has ruined this site
Outrageous, what a terrible slight

I'm going, Truss has ruined this site
Outrageous, what a terrible slight
Think you need to man up

I'm going, Truss has ruined this site
Outrageous, what a terrible slight
Think you need to man up
Back off Rowley, you sup

I'm going, Truss has ruined this site
Outrageous, what a terrible slight
Think you need to man up
Back off Rowley, you sup
You wanna go outside for a fight?

I make that over 3000 replies
I think I'll unbutton my flies

So Shenglong is back on the forum,

So Shenglong is back on the forum,.
With some more nonsense, to bore 'em

So Shenglong is back on the forum,.
With some more nonsense, to bore 'em
So yo dont like his pro Irish Banter?

So Shenglong is back on the forum,.
With some more nonsense, to bore 'em
So yo dont like his pro Irish Banter?
I'd take boxing talk at a canter

So Shenglong is back on the forum,.
With some more nonsense, to bore 'em
So yo dont like his pro Irish Banter?
I'd take boxing talk at a canter
Thats because you have no sense of decorum

Are we getting ready to rumble?

Are we getting ready to rumble?
Said Buffer, to one Eric Crumble

Are we getting ready to rumble?
Said Buffer, to one Eric Crumble
Anyone buying it?

Are we getting ready to rumble?
Said Buffer, to one Eric Crumble
Anyone buying it?
Several denying it

Are we getting ready to rumble?
Said Buffer, to one Eric Crumble
Anyone buying it?
Several denying it
Bet Warren still makes a bundle

Tyson Fury, the totemic gypsy






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