Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue May 10, 2011 4:05 pm

First topic message reminder :

Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 1:53 pm

Fed up with Chris Eubank's eccentricity ,

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 1:59 pm

Fed up with Chris Eubank's eccentricity ,
Nigel left his life of domesticity

by Steffan Tue May 24, 2011 2:01 pm

And while Steve Collins beat them both,

by Steffan Tue May 24, 2011 2:01 pm

Fed up with Chris Eubank's eccentricity ,
Nigel left his life of domesticity.
And while Steve Collins beat them both,

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 2:05 pm

Fed up with Chris Eubank's eccentricity ,
Nigel left his life of domesticity.
And while Steve Collins beat them both,
He refused the Queens oath,

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 2:06 pm

Fed up with Chris Eubank's eccentricity ,
Nigel left his life of domesticity.
And while Steve Collins beat them both,
He refused the Queens oath,
And refused to pay his electricity,

by Michaels, Sean Tue May 24, 2011 2:07 pm

I make that over 3000 replies
said Union whilst unzipping his flies....

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 2:10 pm

I make that over 3000 replies
said Union whilst unzipping his flies....
A seagull flew by,

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 2:11 pm

I make that over 3000 replies
said Union whilst unzipping his flies....
A seagull flew by,
A small worm caught his eye

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 2:14 pm

You're discounting Cleverly, Scott?

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 2:14 pm

I make that over 3000 replies
said Union whilst unzipping his flies....
A seagull flew by,
A small worm caught his eye
Now Union's member is half its size.

by Scottrf Tue May 24, 2011 2:14 pm

What?

*Runs off*

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 2:15 pm

You're discounting Cleverly, Scott?
You've deleted that now so you're not

by Scottrf Tue May 24, 2011 2:15 pm

You're discounting Cleverly, Scott?
You've deleted that now so you're not
When trying to WUM

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 2:17 pm

You're discounting Cleverly, Scott?
You've deleted that now so you're not
Manny Pacui o' Malley too,

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 2:19 pm

You're discounting Cleverly, Scott?
You've deleted that now so you're not
When trying to WUM
If your mind has gone numb

by Scottrf Tue May 24, 2011 2:19 pm

You're discounting Cleverly, Scott?
You've deleted that now so you're not
When trying to WUM
If your mind has gone numb
You can speak a lot of rot

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 2:21 pm

Now that scumbag James Butler is inside,

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 2:30 pm

Now that scumbag James Butler is inside,
He can practise his Jekyll and Hyde

by **88Chris05** Tue May 24, 2011 2:33 pm

Now that scumbag James Butler is inside,
He can practise his Jekyll and Hyde
But he'll be back, that I'm sure

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 2:44 pm

Now that scumbag James Butler is inside,
He can practise his Jekyll and Hyde
But he'll be back, that I'm sure
When he's nearly eighty four

by **HumanWindmill** Tue May 24, 2011 2:45 pm

Now that scumbag James Butler is inside,
He can practise his Jekyll and Hyde
But he'll be back, that I'm sure
When he's nearly eighty four
To fight Holy, for money and pride

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 3:02 pm

In boxing the Irish are having a bad year,

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 3:11 pm

In boxing the Irish are having a bad year,
Our Queen visited them, spreading cheer

by **HumanWindmill** Tue May 24, 2011 3:17 pm

In boxing the Irish are having a bad year,
Our Queen visited them, spreading cheer
That'll do the trick

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 3:21 pm

In boxing the Irish are having a bad year,
Our Queen visited them, spreading cheer
That'll do the trick
Don't make me say 'Mick'

by **HumanWindmill** Tue May 24, 2011 3:26 pm

In boxing the Irish are having a bad year,
Our Queen visited them, spreading cheer
That'll do the trick
Don't make me say 'Mick'
What on Earth gave you that strange idea ?

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 3:29 pm

I just found out Macho Man Randy Savage is gone!,

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 3:42 pm

I just found out Macho Man Randy Savage is gone!,
I don't know what that means, mon

by **HumanWindmill** Tue May 24, 2011 3:43 pm

I just found out Macho Man Randy Savage is gone!,
I don't know what that means, mon
Guy was a wrestler

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 3:47 pm

I just found out Macho Man Randy Savage is gone!,
I don't know what that means, mon
Guy was a wrestler
So no Gavin Esler

by **HumanWindmill** Tue May 24, 2011 3:55 pm

I just found out Macho Man Randy Savage is gone!,
I don't know what that means, mon
Guy was a wrestler
So no Gavin Esler
Right, and no Calderon

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 3:59 pm

I'll bet the other mods are in tears

by **88Chris05** Tue May 24, 2011 4:00 pm

I'll bet the other mods are in tears
Why's that then? Do they have fears?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue May 24, 2011 4:06 pm

I'll bet the other mods are in tears
Why's that then? Do they have fears?
At Macho's demise ?

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 4:10 pm

I'll bet the other mods are in tears
Why's that then? Do they have fears?
At Macho's demise ?
No great loss, in my eyes

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 4:48 pm

I'll bet the other mods are in tears
Why's that then? Do they have fears?
At Macho's demise ?
No great loss, in my eyes
WRASSLIN', a 'sport' watched by qu...rs

by Michaels, Sean Tue May 24, 2011 5:03 pm

Do they know that wrestling is fixed?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue May 24, 2011 5:05 pm

Do they know that wrestling is fixed?
I believe that opinions are mixed

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 5:07 pm

Do they know that wrestling is fixed?
I believe that opinions are mixed
Its not sport its gay porn

by Michaels, Sean Tue May 24, 2011 5:08 pm

Do they know that wrestling is fixed?
I believe that opinions are mixed
Its not sport its gay porn
it gives them the horn?

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 5:08 pm

Do they know that wrestling is fixed?
I believe that opinions are mixed
Its not sport its gay porn
it gives them the horn?
Its the tight pants that keep them transfixed

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 5:10 pm

There once was a big mouth called DeGale,

by **HumanWindmill** Tue May 24, 2011 5:13 pm

There once was a big mouth called DeGale,
Who ordered a doll by e - mail

by Michaels, Sean Tue May 24, 2011 5:14 pm

There once was a big mouth called DeGale,
Who ordered a doll by e - mail
walks into a bar and barman says 'why the long face'

by **Union Cane** Tue May 24, 2011 5:16 pm

There once was a big mouth called DeGale,
Who ordered a doll by e - mail
walks into a bar and barman says 'why the long face'
'Stops me chin falling off' he replied with grace

by Michaels, Sean Tue May 24, 2011 5:20 pm

There once was a big mouth called DeGale,
Who ordered a doll by e - mail
walks into a bar and barman says 'why the long face'
'Stops me chin falling off' he replied with grace
as he wandered off to graze on the vale.....

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 5:26 pm

There was Sheng, Windy, Union, Dave and Coxy,

by Michaels, Sean Tue May 24, 2011 5:34 pm

There was Sheng, Windy, Union, Dave and Coxy,
If I'm honest, all of them are poxy Wink

by shenglong1983 Tue May 24, 2011 5:36 pm

There was Sheng, Windy, Union, Dave and Coxy,
If I'm honest, all of them are poxy
You talkin to me?

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