Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

I make that over 3000 replies
We've had a few lows, several highs

I make that over 3000 replies
We've had a few lows, several highs
When award season comes

I make that over 3000 replies
We've had a few lows, several highs
When award season comes
We'll pick the best ones

I make that over 3000 replies
We've had a few lows, several highs
When award season comes
We'll pick the best ones
And make sure that we get the prize

Have we done one about welters ?

Have we done one about welters ?
If we had we'd have mentioned helter-skelters

Have we done one about welters ?
If we had we'd have mentioned helter-skelters
The fun of the fair

Have we done one about welters ?
If we had we'd have mentioned helter-skelters
The fun of the fair
Tyson Fury works there

Have we done one about welters ?
If we had we'd have mentioned helter-skelters
The fun of the fair
Tyson Fury works there
That true ? If not, it's a belter

The insinuation being that he's a Pikey

The insinuation being that he's a Pikey.
You're still talking about Fury, most likely

The insinuation being that he's a Pikey.
You're still talking about Fury, most likely
His dad's in the nick

The insinuation being that he's a Pikey.
You're still talking about Fury, most likely
His dad's in the nick
And he claims he's a Mick

The insinuation being that he's a Pikey.
You're still talking about Fury, most likely
His dad's in the nick
And he claims he's a Mick
But he's as Irish as Dave Spikey

The issue of Marquez's weight

The issue of Marquez's weight
Is getting quite tedious, of late

The issue of Marquez's weight
Is getting quite tedious, of late
Drove Coxy to despair

The issue of Marquez's weight
Is getting quite tedious, of late
Drove Coxy to despare
Me too, to be fair

The issue of Marquez's weight
Is getting quite tedious, of late
Drove Coxy to despare
Me too, to be fair
Whereas I think it's great

The issue of Marquez's weight
Is getting quite tedious, of late
Drove Coxy to despare
Me too, to be fair
Bet you wish you weren't admin now, mate!?

The boxing Hall of Fame, it's got silly

The boxing Hall of Fame, it's got silly
With people inducted willy nilly

The boxing Hall of Fame, it's got silly
With people inducted willy nilly
Worst one is Sly

The boxing Hall of Fame, it's got silly
With people inducted willy nilly
Worst one is Sly
It must make Naz cry

The boxing Hall of Fame, it's got silly
With people inducted willy nilly
Worst one is Sly
You mean that 'Rocky' guy?

The boxing Hall of Fame, it's got silly
With people inducted willy nilly
Worst one is Sly
You mean that 'Rocky' guy?
And Gary Mason because of his willy......

I believe that a fighter from Dorset

I believe that a fighter from Dorset.
Was once spotted wearing a corset

I believe that a fighter from Dorset.
Was once spotted wearing a corset
Was he hiding his flab?

I believe that a fighter from Dorset.
Was once spotted wearing a corset
Was he hiding his flab?
Or did he wish to look ' fab ' ?

I believe that a fighter from Dorset.
Was once spotted wearing a corset
Was he hiding his flab?
Or did he wish to look ' fab ' ?
The Yanks call a tap a faucet....

*Apologies for providing, without a doubt, THE worst limericks ending ever seen in the history of mankind*

I believe that a fighter from Dorset.
Was once spotted wearing a corset
Was he hiding his flab?
Or did he wish to look ' fab ' ?
Either way, no one would endorse it.

( Sorry, Chris. )

*Apologies for providing, without a doubt, THE worst limericks ending ever seen in the history of mankind*
Also one of the worst first lines I think you'll find

*Apologies for providing, without a doubt, THE worst limericks ending ever seen in the history of mankind*
Also one of the worst first lines I think you'll find
Really rather poor, in the greater scheme of things poetical

*Apologies for providing, without a doubt, THE worst limericks ending ever seen in the history of mankind*
Also one of the worst first lines I think you'll find
Really rather poor, in the greater scheme of things poetical
I have a sudden craving for something intravenously anaesthetical

*Apologies for providing, without a doubt, THE worst limericks ending ever seen in the history of mankind*
Also one of the worst first lines I think you'll find
Really rather poor, in the greater scheme of things poetical
I have a sudden craving for something intravenously anaesthetical
I can't say I blame you, but don't let it get out of hand, mind.

Finbar McGuigan from Clones

Finbarr McGuigan from Clones
Likes a nice plate of cream tea and scones

Finbar McGuigan from Clones
Is a fan of Alec Issigonis

Finbarr McGuigan from Clones
Is a fan of Alec Issonis
Humph! Thought I got there first

Finbarr McGuigan from Clones
Is a fan of Alec Issonis
Humph! Thought I got there first
You did, but your line was worst

Finbarr McGuigan from Clones
Is a fan of Alec Issonis
Humph! Thought I got there first
You did, but your line was worst
Besides, to throw the first stone is

Not always a good thing to do

Not always a good thing to do
Right, I'm off to read "Nuts" on the loo.

Not always a good thing to do
Right, I'm off to read "Nuts" on the loo
To wee whilst erect

Not always a good thing to do
Right, I'm off to read "Nuts" on the loo
To wee whilst erect
whilst not biologically correct

Not always a good thing to do
Right, I'm off to read "Nuts" on the loo
To wee whilst erect
whilst not biologically correct
Makes it tricky to control your poo

Guys, I don't think my presence here

Guys, I don't think my presence here
You have presence? Your birthday? Three cheers!

Guys, I don't think my presence here
You have presence? Your birthday? Three cheers!
Many happy returns