Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Tue 10 May 2011, 3:05 pm

First topic message reminder :

Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

by Scottrf Tue 24 May 2011, 4:39 pm

There was Sheng, Windy, Union, Dave and Coxy,
If I'm honest, all of them are poxy
You talkin to me?
Asked the racist shenglong1983

by shenglong1983 Tue 24 May 2011, 4:40 pm

There was Sheng, Windy, Union, Dave and Coxy,
If I'm honest, all of them are poxy
You talkin to me?
Asked the racist shenglong1983
As he went off to bang Eastenders' Roxy,

by Michaels, Sean Tue 24 May 2011, 4:41 pm

There was Sheng, Windy, Union, Dave and Coxy,
If I'm honest, all of them are poxy
You talkin to me?
Asked the racist shenglong1983
but nothing he says really shocks me

by Michaels, Sean Tue 24 May 2011, 4:42 pm

Did you hear about the Irishmen who blew up a bus?

by Michaels, Sean Tue 24 May 2011, 4:45 pm

Did you hear about the Irishmen who tried to blow up a bus?
It caused a hell of a fuss
Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe

by shenglong1983 Tue 24 May 2011, 4:48 pm

Did you hear about the Irishmen who tried to blow up a bus?
It caused a hell of a fuss
Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe
Typical British stereotype,

by shenglong1983 Tue 24 May 2011, 4:49 pm

Did you hear about the Irishmen who tried to blow up a bus?
It caused a hell of a fuss
Burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe
Typical British stereotype,
Now you all sound like that bigott Truss,

by Michaels, Sean Tue 24 May 2011, 4:57 pm

Bravo.

by **Union Cane** Tue 24 May 2011, 5:08 pm

Bravo.
Gustavo

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 24 May 2011, 5:21 pm

Bravo.
Gustavo
Big

by **Union Cane** Tue 24 May 2011, 5:24 pm

Bravo.
Gustavo
Big
Twig

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 24 May 2011, 5:42 pm

Bravo.
Gustavo
Big
Twig
Lavoe

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 May 2011, 10:53 am

Not much boxing action this weekend

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 27 May 2011, 10:54 am

Not much boxing action this weekend
So I went on the beer with three friends

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 May 2011, 10:55 am

Not much boxing action this weekend
So I went on the beer with three friends
Woke up upside down

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 27 May 2011, 10:56 am

Not much boxing action this weekend
So I went on the beer with three friends
Woke up upside down
My head spinning round

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 May 2011, 11:07 am

Not much boxing action this weekend
So I went on the beer with three friends
Woke up upside down
My head spinning round
And my thing had some mud on the end

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 27 May 2011, 11:15 am

A thread which concerns famous names

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 May 2011, 11:18 am

A thread which concerns famous names
Appears to have gone down in flames

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 27 May 2011, 11:18 am

A thread which concerns famous names
Appears to have gone down in flames
It's early days, yet

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 May 2011, 11:23 am

A thread which concerns famous names
Appears to have gone down in flames
It's early days, yet
So I won't get upset

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 27 May 2011, 11:24 am

A thread which concerns famous names
Appears to have gone down in flames
It's early days, yet
So I won't get upset
Plenty enjoy playing these games

by **Union Cane** Fri 27 May 2011, 2:46 pm

The opposite, it seems, is true

by **HumanWindmill** Fri 27 May 2011, 2:52 pm

The opposite, it seems, is true
When claiming that red is like blue

by shenglong1983 Tue 31 May 2011, 1:11 pm

The opposite, it seems, is true
When claiming that red is like blue
Or Jacko is black,

by **Union Cane** Tue 31 May 2011, 1:13 pm

The opposite, it seems, is true
When claiming that red is like blue
Or Jacko is black,
I'm quite taken aback

by shenglong1983 Tue 31 May 2011, 1:16 pm

The opposite, it seems, is true
When claiming that red is like blue
Or Jacko is black,
I'm quite taken aback
That his kids are the same colour too,

by shenglong1983 Tue 31 May 2011, 1:23 pm

Do you like ladies with red hair?

by **Union Cane** Tue 31 May 2011, 1:24 pm

Do you like ladies with red hair?
You mean up top or down there?

by shenglong1983 Tue 31 May 2011, 1:26 pm

Do you like ladies with red hair?
You mean up top or down there?
Most have both,

by **Union Cane** Tue 31 May 2011, 1:27 pm

Do you like ladies with red hair?
You mean up top or down there?
Most have both,
Some shave their growth

by shenglong1983 Tue 31 May 2011, 1:29 pm

Do you like ladies with red hair?
You mean up top or down there?
Most have both,
Some shave their growth
Not mine, shes like a bear,

by shenglong1983 Tue 31 May 2011, 1:33 pm

Do you recall my debut with "McGuigangate"?

by **Union Cane** Tue 31 May 2011, 1:35 pm

Do you recall my debut with "McGuigangate"?
Sad to say that one passed me by my mate

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 31 May 2011, 1:36 pm

Do you recall my debut with "McGuigangate"?
Sad to say that one passed me by my mate
Irish or Brit ?

by shenglong1983 Tue 31 May 2011, 1:38 pm

Do you recall my debut with "McGuigangate"?
Sad to say that one passed me by my mate
Irish or Brit ?
True Irish grit,

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 31 May 2011, 1:39 pm

Do you recall my debut with "McGuigangate"?
Sad to say that one passed me by my mate
Irish or Brit ?
True Irish grit,
Definitive answer ? Must friggin' wait.

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 31 May 2011, 1:40 pm

So the Beeb have lowered the curtain

by **Union Cane** Tue 31 May 2011, 1:41 pm

So the Beeb have lowered the curtain
The original's gone for a burton

by shenglong1983 Tue 31 May 2011, 1:42 pm

So the Beeb have lowered the curtain
The original's gone for a burton
Will you miss

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 31 May 2011, 1:44 pm

So the Beeb have lowered the curtain
The original's gone for a burton
Will you miss
That strange fellow, Chris ?

by shenglong1983 Tue 31 May 2011, 1:46 pm

So the Beeb have lowered the curtain
The original's gone for a burton
Will you miss
That strange fellow, Chris ?
Whos gender we are all still uncertain

by shenglong1983 Tue 31 May 2011, 1:50 pm

My mate is on Britains Got Talent,

by Michaels, Sean Tue 31 May 2011, 1:56 pm

My mate is on Britains Got Talent,
another nationalistic torrent?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 31 May 2011, 1:58 pm

My mate is on Britains Got Talent,
another nationalistic torrent?
Is he dancing a jig ?

by **Union Cane** Tue 31 May 2011, 2:00 pm

My mate is on Britains Got Talent,
another nationalistic torrent?
Is he dancing a jig ?
Like a stuck irish pig?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 31 May 2011, 2:01 pm

My mate is on Britains Got Talent,
another nationalistic torrent?
Is he dancing a jig ?
Like a stuck irish pig?
Or something a little more gallant ?

by **HumanWindmill** Tue 31 May 2011, 2:02 pm

I heard voices and saw something spooky

by **Fists of Fury** Tue 31 May 2011, 2:03 pm

I heard voices and saw something spooky
Said a nutter, by name of Ibeabuchi

by **Union Cane** Tue 31 May 2011, 2:04 pm

I heard voices and saw something spooky
Said a nutter, by name of Ibeabuchi
A reverse linear legend

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