Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

With a 'tache that he twirled o'er his foe,
And demeanour of Edgar Allan Poe
John L was a card

With a 'tache that he twirled o'er his foe,
And demeanour of Edgar Allan Poe
John L was a card
And he hit mighty hard

With a 'tache that he twirled o'er his foe,
And demeanour of Edgar Allan Poe
John L was a card
And he hit mighty hard
And his best mate was Vincent van Gogh

Who oft painted Paris by night

Who oft painted Paris by night
Then followed the shining red light

Who oft painted Paris by night
Then followed the shining red light
You mean, to the girls ?

Who oft painted Paris by night
Then followed the shining red light
You mean, to the girls ?
Dressed only in pearls

Who oft painted Paris by night
Then followed the shining red light
You mean, to the girls ?
Dressed only in pearls
Skin soft, and supple, and white

These limericks are getting quite haughty.......

These lymericks are getting quite haughty.......
But we're staying the right side of naughty

These limericks are getting quite haughty.......
But we're staying the right side of naughty
No longer talk of the clunge

These limericks are getting quite haughty.......
But we're staying the right side of naughty
No longer talk of the clunge
No need to expunge

These limericks are getting quite haughty.......
But we're staying the right side of naughty
No longer talk of the clunge
No need to expunge
The sex drive of a bird over forty.......

So, Carl Froch, what are his chances?

So, Carl Froch, what are his chances?
Pretty good, provided he dances

So, Carl Froch, what are his chances?
Pretty good, provided he dances
The road warrior he's tough

So, Carl Froch, what are his chances?
Pretty good, provided he dances
The road warrior he's tough.
But Carl's youth should be enough

So, Carl Froch, what are his chances?
Pretty good, provided he dances
The road warrior he's tough.
But Carl's youth should be enough
To fend off aggressive advances

Rachael Froch the soft spoken Mother.

Rachael Froch the soft spoken Mother
Not the one I know, must be another

Rachael Froch the soft spoken Mother
Not the one I know, must be another
Beauty unsurpassed

Rachael Froch the soft spoken Mother
Not the one I know, must be another
Beauty unsurpassed
It will never last,

Rachael Froch the soft spoken Mother
Not the one I know, must be another
Beauty unsurpassed
It will never last
"F*@k him up Carl!", jeez, somebody smother.

So Andy Murray is going to beat Rees,

So Andy Murray is going to beat Rees
Cos he's Irish? Will this never cease?

So Andy Murray is going to beat Rees,.
And pigs will float on the breeze..

So Andy Murray is going to beat Rees,.
And pigs will float on the breeze..
That's better than mine



(Having said that, at least mine rhymed properly)

So Andy Murray is going to beat Rees,.
And pigs will float on the breeze..
That's better than mine
Like most of the time,

So Andy Murray is going to beat Rees,.
And pigs will float on the breeze..
That's better than mine
Like most of the time,
Dont mention the war, here comes John Cleese,

So Andy Murray is going to beat Rees,.
And pigs will float on the breeze..
That's better than mine
Like most of the time
Are you out, Sheng, on day release?

No I got out under the good Friday agreement,

No I got out under the good Friday agreement,
About which you seem most vehement

No I got out under the good Friday agreement,
About which you seem most vehement,
Looked that word up,

No I got out under the good Friday agreement,
About which you seem most vehement,
Looked that word up,
As he's nothing but a pup

No I got out under the good Friday agreement,
About which you seem most vehement,
Looked that word up,
As he's nothing but a pup
Or home schooling from my basement....

With hand cuffs and a gimp mask

With hand cuffs and a gimp mask
Bag of crisps and a hip flask,

With hand cuffs and a gimp mask
Bag of crisps and a hip flask,
Shenglong's love dungeon

With hand cuffs and a gimp mask
Bag of crisps and a hip flask,
Shenglong's love dungeon
Will see the girls plungin'

With hand cuffs and a gimp mask
Bag of crisps and a hip flask,
Shenglong's love dungeon
Will see the girls plungin'
And performing an unpleasant task

You must have me confused with Fritzl,

You must have me confused with Fritzl
Said a very unpleasant Ju Jitsal

You must have me confused with Fritzl
Said a very unpleasant Ju Jitsal
Oh No its Windy!

You must have me confused with Fritzl
Said a very unpleasant Ju Jitsal
Oh No its Windy!
Not Mork or Mindy

You must have me confused with Fritzl
Said a very unpleasant Ju Jitsal
Oh No its Windy!
Not Mork or Mindy
Or that immature mouse Stuart Little

Anyone know that Tyson and Tupac were close?

Anyone know that Tyson and Tupac were close?
Tupac died on the night of a Tyson fight and did his entrance music - played out over a sound system - probably Bose,

Anyone know that Tyson and Tupac were close?
Tupac died on the night of a Tyson fight and did his entrance music - played out over a sound system - probably Bose,
The amphibrachic meter appears to have gone awry

He didn't die that night...he was shot that night.

Anyone know that Tyson and Tupac were close?
Tupac died on the night of a Tyson fight and did his entrance music - played out over a sound system - probably Bose,
The amphibrachic meter appears to have gone awry
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