Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

Very quiet on the board today
Tis 'Coz the wums are out to play
Much better, for that
Though there's still the odd t**t
In every crowd, so they say

So Murray is playing at Queens

So Murray is playing at Queens
Whilst housewives are flicking their beans

So Murray is playing at Queens
Whilst housewives are flicking their beans
They're oh, so excited

So Murray is playing at Queens
Whilst housewives are flicking their beans
They're oh, so excited
The lob, so well flighted




(Ooh, get me...)

So Murray is playing at Queens
Whilst housewives are flicking their beans
They're oh, so excited
The lob, so well flighted
and McEnroe commentating in jeans

Apparently Bukom Banku
Was said to enjoy a wanku

Apparently Bukom Banku
Was said to enjoy a wanku
He wants to fight Jones

He wants to fight Jones
Now we know Jones is shot, but he must have been playing with his bone

Not sure this is working Windy.......

It crossed my mind, mate.

It crossed my mind, mate,
This thread I have come on too lare

late...

It crossed my mind, mate,
This thread I have come on too late
Always takes a while to come in general.....

It crossed my mind, mate,
This thread I have come on too late
Always takes a while to come in general.....
And then, alas, 'tis ephemeral

It crossed my mind, mate,
This thread I have come on too late
Always takes a while to come in general....
And then alas,'tis ephemeral
Like a hound released from the gate

Good that you finished it, andy

Good that you finished it, andy
Yeah it was really quite handy

Good that you finished it, andy
Yeah it was really quite handy
Why, it's John Bloody Wayne !

Good that you finished it,andy
Yeah it was really handy
Why it's John Bloody Wayne!
To ramp it up again...

Good that you finished it,andy
Yeah it was really handy
Why it's John Bloody Wayne!
To ramp it up again...
So everything's just fine and dandy.

Adam Booth likes music that's gothic

Adam Booth likes music that's gothic
I must be getting old, he likes what-thic?

Adam Booth likes music that's gothic
I must be getting old. he likes what-thic?
I thought he liked Marvin Gaye, or was that Mr David Haye

Adam Booth likes music that's gothic
I must be getting old, he likes what-thic?
I thought he liked Marvin Gaye
or was that Mr DAvid Haye
No, Bauhaus-he thinks they're Terrific!

Two days left, 'til Wladimir and Dave

Two days left, 'til Wladimir and Dave
Will fortune favour the brave ?

Two days left, 'til Wladimir and Dave
Will fortune favour the brave ?
My head's saying 'Wlad'

Two days left, 'til Wladimir and Dave
Will fortune favour the brave ?
My head's saying 'Wlad'
But I'd surely be glad

Two days left, 'til Wladimir and Dave
Will fortune favour the brave ?
My head's saying 'Wlad'
But I'd surely be glad
If I could find my copy of Knave

My Prediction League sure looks like fun

My Prediction League sure looks like fun
I doubt I could get even one

My Prediction League sure looks like fun
I doubt I could get even one
It's the worst thread I've seen

My Prediction League sure looks like fun
I doubt I could get even one
It's the worst thread I've seen
Thats harsh, you big queen

My Prediction League sure looks like fun
I doubt I could get even one
It's the worst thread I've seen
Thats harsh, you big queen
He's gone John, said Duke, he's gone.

Strange chap, Mr McKenzie

Strange chap, Mr McKenzie
YES WE CAN, he said in a frenzie...

Strange chap, Mr McKenzie
YES WE CAN, he said in a frenzie...
He slept with John Rawling

Strange chap, Mr McKenzie
YES WE CAN, he said in a frenzie...
He slept with John Rawling
His pubes are now crawling



(Sorry!)

Strange chap, Mr McKenzie
YES WE CAN, he said in a frenzie...
He slept with John Rawling
His pubes are now crawling
You can get get crabs from men, see?

Is there anyone here funnier than me?

Is there anyone here funnier than me?
Not many, I think we'd agree

Is there anyone here funnier than me?
Not many, I think we'd agree
You mean funny to look at?

Is there anyone here funnier than me?
Not many, I think we'd agree
Union does try his best
But at Trussmans's behest

Is there anyone here funnier than me?
Not many, I think we'd agree
You mean funny to look at?
Like a Fury left hook that

Is there anyone here funnier than me?
Not many, I think we'd agree
You mean funny to look at?
Like a Fury left hook that
I'd avoid it coz I'm really Bruce Lee

There once was a man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

There once was a man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Who was distantly related (on his mothers side) to famous Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh

There once was a man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Who was distantly related (on his mothers side) to famous Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh
Windy laid down the challenge

There once was a man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Who was distantly related (on his mothers side) to famous Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh
Windy laid down the challenge
To the poetic talents