Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

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Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

There once was a man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Who was distantly related (on his mothers side) to famous Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh
Windy laid down the challenge
To the poetic talents
Does anyone think Haye is a c*ck?

That illustrious chap, Frank Maloney

That illustrious chap, Frank Maloney
Was utterly full of baloney

That illustrious chap, Frank Maloney
Was utterly full of baloney
Also, what's true is

That illustrious chap, Frank Maloney
Was utterly full of baloney
Also, what's true is
he was bummed by Lennox Lewis

That illustrious chap, Frank Maloney
Was utterly full of baloney
Also, what's true is
He has a years subscription to Viz

That illustrious chap, Frank Maloney
Was utterly full of baloney
Also, what's true is
he was bummed by Lennox Lewis
Who is hung like a Shetland pony

Two forty two and a half

Two forty two and a half
Half past one here, you having a larf?

Two forty two and a half
Half past one here, you having a larf?
Weigh in weight silly

Two forty two and a half
Half past one here, you having a larf?
Weigh in weight silly
'Tis all willy nilly

Two forty two and a half
Half past one here, you having a larf?
Weigh in weight silly
'Tis all willy nilly
This thread makes me want to barf

Is it ' W ' or is it a ' V ' ?

Is it ' W ' or is it a ' V ' ?
It'll be 'G' when he wins, fears me

(I must just congratulate myself, that is a fantastic line. Clever, witty, topical, its got the lot. Well done me.)

Shouldnt this thread become a sticky as it keeps poping up and is annoying for people who dont participate?

You don't have to read it?

Steffan wrote:Shouldnt this thread become a sticky as it keeps poping up and is annoying for people who dont participate?

Speaking of things which keep popping up and are annoying....................................

( Only joking, mate. )

( So far, anyway. )

Is it ' W ' or is it a ' V ' ?
It'll be 'G' when he wins, fears me
Now, that was creative

Is it ' W ' or is it a ' V ' ?
It'll be 'G' when he wins, fears me
Now, that was creative
Steff's stuff is sedative

andygf wrote: Is it ' W ' or is it a ' V ' ?
It'll be 'G' when he wins, fears me
Now, that was creative
Steff's stuff is sedative

Can you really complain if it's free?

Wlad has a very good jab

Wlad has a very good jab
But relies on the old "lean and grab"

So finally, it ran out of steam

So finally, it ran out of steam
On the contrary, it runs like a dream

So finally, it ran out of steam
On the contrary, it runs like a dream
whenever he's bored

So finally, it ran out of steam
On the contrary, it runs like a dream
whenever he's bored
He thinks of rhymes stored

So finally, it ran out of steam
On the contrary, it runs like a dream
whenever he's bored
He thinks of rhymes stored
And deviates again from the theme

Michaels, Sean wrote:So finally, it ran out of steam
On the contrary, it runs like a dream
whenever he's bored

(And though some lines best ignored)

Textbook rythym and ryhme. Well done chaps.

Textbook rhythm and rhyme
Well done chaps ( this time, )

Textbook rhythm and rhyme
Well done chaps ( this time, )
If I write something too long and in two sentences. Windy might separate it.

Textbook rhythm and rhyme
Well done chaps ( this time, )
If I write something too long
the size of gary mason's schlong

Textbook rhythm and rhyme
Well done chaps ( this time, )
If I write something too long
the size of gary mason's schlong
'Twill nonetheless be quite sublime

Look out, Ol' tysonking's joined

Look out, Ol' tysonking's joined
Is that FACT!? (Its a phrase that he coined)

Look out, Ol' tysonking's joined
Is that FACT!? (Its a phrase that he coined)
Regrettably, yes

Look out, Ol' tysonking's joined
Is that FACT!? (Its a phrase that he coined)
Regrettably, yes
In a skimpy silk dress

Look out, Ol' tysonking's joined
Is that FACT!? (Its a phrase that he coined)
Regrettably, yes
In a skimpy silk dress
I do hope you're joking mein freund.

Tyson Fury and Ian Dury

Tyson Fury and Ian Dury
Walked, hand in hand, to a brewery

Tyson Fury and Ian Dury
Walked, hand in hand, to a brewery
With a rythm stick

Tyson Fury and Ian Dury
Walked, hand in hand, to a brewery
With a rythm stick
And a counterfeit Mick

Tyson Fury and Ian Dury
Walked, hand in hand, to a brewery
With a rythm stick
And a counterfeit Mick
they were collecting money for marie curie

What's happened to former champ Valuev?

What's happened to former champ Valuev?
"I dunno" said Shirley, "Do you 'Ev?"

What's happened to former champ Valuev?
Making pornfilms under the name Big Kev

(yours was awful union)

What's happened to former champ Valuev?
Making pornfilms under the name Big Kev
He specialises in no hands

What's happened to former champ Valuev?
"I dunno" said Shirley, "Do you 'Ev?"
Ev said "who is that?"

What's happened to former champ Valuev?
"I dunno" said Shirley, "Do you 'Ev?"
Ev said "who is that?"
A Russian ex - pat ?