Re: Friday Fun - Boxing Limericks

by **Union Cane** Wed May 11, 2011 1:05 am

First topic message reminder :

Windy, you got there first,son
In the moment I had rehearsed one
My, you're quick off the wrist
There's a long waiting list

by Guest Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:34 pm

HumanWindmill wrote:What's happened to former champ Valuev?
"I dunno" said Shirley, "Do you 'Ev?"
Ev said "who is that?"
A Russian ex - pat ?

This limerick's weirder than Mercury Rev

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:26 pm

There was this amazing lay....
That came from the USA
His muscles and style did abound
Yep that Trussman got around
We luv ya.. all the Brits did say!!!

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:32 pm

We need help cried the Brits in vain.....
What d'you mean cried the World....please explain.
However a guy from Boston did not rest
Grabbed his case and his vest
and flew over to save them in a plane!!!

by TRUSSMAN66 Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:35 pm

Good heavens that lad is as solid as a bus..
Do not worry Madam it's only the Truss......
With one hand he can lift..
what it takes ten usually to shift..
and he'll still have some time for some puss...........

by Guest Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:47 pm

Truss go take a little lie down.

by Guest Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:03 pm

Truss go take a little lie down.
Spring is here with the 606 crown

by **Union Cane** Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:59 pm

Polish middleweight Sebastian Skrzypczynski

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:11 pm

Polish middleweight Sebastian Skrzypczynski
Got hit on the chin and went wobbly

by **oxring** Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:22 pm

Polish middleweight Sebastian Skrzypczynski
Got hit on the chin and went wobbly
But he still stopped lil Dan
Who wasn't much of a man
And so I'm out and through goes Fists of Fury

by **oxring** Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:22 pm

Dempsey overrated it seems

by Michaels, Sean Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:25 pm

Dempsey overrated it seems
when it comes tothe distance he can throw custard creams

by **Union Cane** Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:27 pm

Dempsey overrated it seems
when it comes tothe distance he can throw custard creams
Sugar has him third

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:32 pm

Dempsey overrated it seems
when it comes tothe distance he can throw custard creams
Sugar has him third
You just watch him throw a turd

by **Union Cane** Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:37 pm

Dempsey overrated it seems
when it comes tothe distance he can throw custard creams
Sugar has him third
You just watch him throw a turd
The creams he threw were Prince Naseem's

by **Union Cane** Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:37 pm

Reviving this was a bad plan

by Michaels, Sean Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:39 pm

Reviving this was a bad plan
said Union a very camp man

by jammin Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:39 pm

I make that over 3000 replies
Or is it just old BBC spies?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:42 pm

Reviving this was a bad plan
said Union a very camp man
He wears his wifes bra

by **Union Cane** Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:43 pm

Reviving this was a bad plan
said Union a very camp man
He wears his wifes bra
Whilst playing guitar

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:45 pm

Reviving this was a bad plan
said Union a very camp man
He wears his wifes bra
Whilst playing guitar
For this thread, he surely deserves a ban.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:46 pm

Young-Towzer is harder than Coxy

by Michaels, Sean Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:48 pm

Young-Towzer is harder than Coxy
who incidentally is rather foxy...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:49 pm

Young-Towzer is harder than Coxy
who incidentally is rather foxy...
Are you on heat today, Sean?

by **Union Cane** Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:51 pm

Young-Towzer is harder than Coxy
who incidentally is rather foxy...
Are you on heat today, Sean?
Try internet porn
Its available right round the clock, see

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